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Wouldn't it be fun to do this?! From: Elder Banking... PRICELESS!! Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer,! of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be a! ware that it is an OFFENSE under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. ! When you call me, press buttons as follows: IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH #1. To make an appointment to see me #2. To query a missing payment. #3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. #4 To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. #5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. #6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. #7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier. #8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through #9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. #10. This is a second reminder to press* for E! nglish. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year? Your Humble Client And remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off. Being that so many of us are in that age range, I would think that between all of us we could make this a reality.
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Yippie, my ship is coming in. I just got this email confirming it Its just too bad that my ship has sunk and is at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Oh well back to the retirement plan that will have me retiring on my 106th BD.
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I have no idea why my Friend's call me "CRAZY" ...Im Just Having Fun( the photo was transfer from a slide,)
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I can pay off the house now...... :rotf: Please be informed that you have $250,000.00 Lodged in our Western Union to transfer to you as Compensation. Contact Email: unionofficewestern74@yahoo..com
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At work here I have a whole slew of pics from my trip 2 years ago that I'd love to share, but I can't figure out how to transfer pics here from anywhere else but Photobucket and it would take forever to transfer the pics from where they are to photobucket then here. Is there an easier way?
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I have decided that I just cant make it to the Intl Rally in August so I was gonna cancel my room at the Hub. I dont know if they will let us transfer reservations from my name to anyone elses but if anyone wants a triple room at the Hub maybe give them a call to find out if its possible. Its sposed to have a fridge and 3 beds. Please let me know if youre interested so when I call to cancel I can give them your name, Then you can call them to finalize things. I will take the first name that lets me know if its possible to transfer the reservation. I would love to go, but the summer is just not long enough to fit everything in. SO you guys better take lots of pics so I dont miss anything..... Brian
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:puzzled:I just got this in my Yahoo email. Do you think I should trust this guy? The name of the sender rings a bell. From Donald Nelson Banjul the Gambia (West Africa) ------- Private/Confidential Dear friend, I write to solicit your assistance in a project of mutual benefit and regret any inconveniences contacting you this way with my proposal. I am Donald Nelson, former Head of Accounts Department at the Diamond Mining Company of Sierra Leone. I and my partners (two others) are in urgent need of a foreign associate to work with us to facilitate the transfer of a large sum of money which we intend to invest into profitable areas of business in your country. The funds currently secured with a security company is legitimate money rightfully belonging to me and my partners, which was earned from private diamond business deals during our time as top officials at the Diamond Mining Company of Sierra Leone. Due to unstable political and economic environments in Africa, it is not quite safe investing ones financial future in this part of the world. We are currently living in Banjul capital city of The Gambia and in collaboration with some top officials of the Central Bank of Gambia have concluded arrangements for the transfer. The money involved is eighteen million five hundred thousand US Dollars. However, as a result of the regulations here, we cannot transfer the funds to your country without having an associate there. I am writing to know if you could be our overseas associate to handle the transaction privately at your end, whereby the funds shall be transferred through your bank account, for mutual benefits. All aspects of the transaction will be done legitimately from here via the banking process. We propose your commission shall be 20 per cent of the total money been transferred, in view of the importance your role as our overseas partners will be, without which we cannot transfer the funds. Please consider this proposal seriously and handle with utmost confidentiality the information I have provided you with here. If you are in a position to assist, then get back to me immediately, so I can give you more details. Sincerely, Donald Nelson.
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OK....everyone who has booked a room for Maintenance Day for the 30th, has to call the Oberlin Inn and change/cancel the dated with them. As long as you have already booked a room, it will be easy to transfer your info. I was going to have her transfer everyone, but not sure everyone was able to make it on the 6th. She said she has more King rooms, if you can take them, so she can fit more of us. To call and re-schedule call 440-775-1111. Any questions PM me or Nance56.
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I have just been informed that I have hit the Yahoo Lottery.............YIPPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool10::cool10: YAHOO! MAIL My Yahoo!AWARD This is to inform you that you have won prize money of ONE MILLION US DOLLARS ($1,000,000.00) for the YEAR 2008 Lottery promotion, which is Organized by YAHOO LOTTERY INC for the introduction of the new YAHOO BETA MAIL, which all YAHOO users are required to switch onto. YAHOO! & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, arranged and gathered all the e-mail addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to All email Addresses, and others we only select Nine (9) candidates annually as our winners through Electronic Balloting System (EBS) without the candidates applying, we congratulate you for being one of the people select PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM Your Payment Approval File was sent to African and European continent only due to the fact that more winners emerged from their .You are to contact our Location Claim Agent on or before your date of Claim. Yahoo Beta Lottery Prize must be claimed not later than 21 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won unless otherwise. Note: Any prize not claimed within this period (7days) will be forfeited unless where necessary. These are your identification numbers: Batch number.....................YBM-EBS-360AF Ref number........................YBM-EBS-710AF Winning number...............YBM-EBS-718AF These numbers above fall within the agent’s Location file, you are Requested to contact your Agent and send your Identification Numbers and Personal Information to him. REV. FR.ROBERT DONALD at his email: E-mail: rev-fr.robertdonald@hotmail.com TEL: +447045740905 You are therefore advised to send the following information to him to Enable him facilitate the process of transfer of your fund with the appointed paying bank. Send your Identification Numbers/Your Personal Information to him Immediately: Personal Information: 1. Full name................………………… 2. Country..................…………………. 3. Contact Address.........……………. 4. Telephone Number.......……………… 5. Marital Status............…………….. 6. Occupation................……………… 7. Age...26....................……………… 8. Sex..man.....................…………… 9. Means For Transfer of Prize Payment to winners. (a) International Certified Bank Draft. (b) Account Transfer. If Account Transfer writes provide all your banking details to the paying bank or your agent Congratulations once again. Yours in service, Yahoo! UK & Ireland We hope you"re enjoying your new Yahoo! Mail account. Now take the next step and claim your money and say thanks to Yahoo!. You select how to transfer the prize money to you: Cheque Delivery To Your Address Bank Account Transfer Diplomatic Means NOTE: NOBODY WILL TOUCH YOUR PRIZE FOR ANY REASON AND AFFIDAVIT OF FACT AND CLAIM WILL BE PRESENTED TO THE BANK BY THE COURT BEFORE THE BANK CAN RELEASE YOUR PRIZE. See what"s happening on Yahoo.com today. Do you Yahoo!?Add Some Flair - It"s Easy If you have questions or wish to claim your prize money kindly contact this email, rev-fr.robertdonald@hotmail.com see the instructions at the body of this message
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I am just lookin for feed back. Have anybody received and installed the part yet? If so, how do you like it? I have to say that this part works wonders on the fronts. The reason is weight transfer. This part will not completely eliminate lock up. Just a much more controllable situation. Regards Zach
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Got a good one for you folks. As most know I am buying a US 05 midnight from a member here. Now, how do I go about transferring the warranty into my name? I know my dealer here will not do warranty work on my bike...he has already told me so and that I will be required to go back to the US for any work needed. Yamaha Canada has also told me the same thing. Then I asked how they take care of US travellers that have urgent repairs needed...well that was over a month ago and I am still waiting for a reply! Not a huge concern as I am not that far from the border. But I do know I need to transfer the thing into my name. Thanks as usual!