A man is at work one day when he notices that one of his co-workers is wearing an earring. He knows the co-worker to be a regular, conservative fellow, and so he’s curious about this sudden change in “fashion sense.”
The man walks up to his friend and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”
“Don’t make a big deal, it’s only an earring,” was the sheepish reply.
There’s silence for a few minutes, but curiosity prods and the next question is, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”
“Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”