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Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.' Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near hishome.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ed. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... "Ed, wake up! You s**t the bed!" Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!
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They stole" The Rooster Tail",At least half of it.It was announced today that The Rooster Tail Has been renamed The Diamondback.Story here. http://diamondbacknc.com/. The good part is that highway 80 is still the best road to ride and it still belongs to THE ROOSTER.Here is a couple videos of The Rooster Tail. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoUYJ6CAcNA&feature=related]YouTube- Hwy 80 toward Marion NC[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk8w0XjUbl0&feature=related]YouTube- Hwy 80 to Marion part 2[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nUpdWV_m3k&feature=related]YouTube- Hwy 80 to Marion part 3[/ame]
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Almost 60 degrees and I spent the afternon riding!!! Didn.t want to come home but oh, well!!! Met up with Reiny Rooster for lunch and then cruised for a while...
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Just to chime in get home safe from Asheville, Thanks Muffin's, Randy, Lorry, And of cores #1 Rooster. Da Man With A Plan. thanks for all advice for all those boring strait line roads you are tell us to check out, and as well "tail of rooster". Strait line roads, Asheville??? BS I'm scraping florboards even on Interstate. Oh Boy that NC 80 is stop my hart 226A 226B 226 C....151... All of them are tail of dragon... Well one is "tail of rooster" Have A blast whole week with all of you, Sorry if Heineken is Talk to much out of me.. well whatever is happend in Asheville Stay in Asheville. vacation time to remeber. All of you heading home today Ride safe, and have safe trip. Love Ya All.
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I counted 33 bikes and 45 people at the Asheville supper run this evening. What a good meal and great time. A special thanks to 1 rooster for the get together.He got a suprise of his own.
