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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. > > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in > a trap. > > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I > will grant you three wishes." > > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, > but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. > > Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" > > The woman said, "That's okay." > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful > woman in the world. > > The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will > also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women > will flock to him". > > The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the > most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." > > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in > the world. > > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest > man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." > > The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his > and what's his is mine." > > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, > "I'd like a mild heart attack." > > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. > > Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop > here and continue feeling good. > > > > Male readers : Please Scroll Down. > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | The man had a heart attack ten times milder than that of > his wife. > > Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think > they're really smart. > > Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. > > PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only > goes to show that women never listen!!! >
