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REDNECK SENSITIVITY Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife." Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," Ronnie replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' "Well, not exactly," Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow.'" She said, "You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow." Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are." Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8z0hyIx3fE]Redneck Skeet Shooting 1 - YouTube[/ame] -
New map for Rednecks only.:rotf: http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/ggrabose/vhg2j55zg3_MapToSee.jpg
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A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish??" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line of horse sh-t....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
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ROTFLMAO http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHMNkrD2SOU
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i know you've been lurkin'. wouldn't hurt you much to pop in and say hello. just jt:stickinouttounge:
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Sleeperhawk says this is what First Gens are great for!!! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkJTeTpxAgc]YouTube- Redneck Merry Go Round[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJNQdOclVo]YouTube- Ultimate Redneck Waterskiing[/ame]
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Redneck has finally gotten approval for a Patent on his 2010 Recession 2nd gen Motorcycle:rotfl:
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RedNeck Playstation http://majman.net/fly_loader.html couldnt help my self LOL
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Whats with all the name changes? Is the law closing in on our members or what. Is this a sign of the economic down turn where people are trying hide from bill collectors? If this keeps up I won't know who anybody is. Maybe I need to change my name to keep up with the jones's. Maybe I need to change mine from redneck to that damn redneck.
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Before and after shots ...."THE NEW ME"
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Former 2nd Gen Owner finally realizes that a 1st Gen is BETTER Now when will Redneck and Beer30 do the same:rotfl:
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Where are you????? you've been aweful aweful quiet.......did Redneck take ur puter away??
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NO the world is not coming to an end yet.... Yes I looking at buying a brand new touring bike. Banker called me this after noon and said if I wanted a new bike go find one and ride it home.. Yes I'm looking at possible Second Generation Why? got tired of waiting for them to bring back the First generation design. NO really I like the design of the Second Gen. always have even tho I give Redneck a hard time about it. Was maybe looking at 2007 or 2008 models I know nothing has changed on the design but would like to know what I need to look for in these bikes?? does all the Ventures have the CB - radio- intercom system?pillow top seats? see I do not know everything. OK I can hear him now.....go ahead Redneck Will be looking around here or may go up to Shawnee and look at their store if I can remember their name. its hard to remember when your hair starts turning gray. P.S. The 83 beast is not leaving.....
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WHERE"S THE COOK BOOK!!!!!!!You Promised:doh: Is Redneck keeping you from completing it( that slave driver)
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Reminds me of a Beer30,Stardbog,E-Fishin-C event.:stirthepot: Sorry can't get the audio to run. http://www.cruzincooler.com/
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"redneck? i wonder about mike, he hasn't posted lately! all these posts about 1st gens, and not a word from redneck!!!!! ya don't think he went to his shop and got "snowed in", do ya? maybe he is working too hard. - - - - - nawh, that can't be it! lol just jt
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Okay who sent me The Texas Cake from no other than the state of Texas. Was it you Redneck Hipshot It was mmmm good...How did you get the okay to go thru customs
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If Santa was Redneck He’d prob’ly still be kind Though putting children on his knee Would not be wise of mind If Santa was Redneck His way of spreading cheer Wouldn’t be with gifts by sleigh But by Chevy full of beer If Santa was Redneck The chimney he’d forego And leave the beer out on the porch Where the frigerator goes If Santa was Redneck No cookies would we leave Just a can of Copenhagen He could roll up in his sleeve If Santa was Redneck We’d know it when he came The belching, scratching, passing gas There’d be no one else to blame If Santa was Redneck Christmas day would be a blast We’d all sit out upon the porch And pass around the Pabst :rotfl::rotfl:
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I never knew you enlisted in the Army:rotfl:
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Cowboys now 5-0, BTW Texans are also 5-0. Do I see a Texas Super Bowl??? Excellent last two seconds of the game, Folk makes one 53 yd field goal to get called back then makes the second to win the game. Way to go Cowboys. Don, can you banish Redneck from watching anymore Dallas games??? He always roots for the OTHER team.:rotf: And Redneck
