The Night Nurse...the more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet,
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great ..........some a***ole's got my pen!:shock3: