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Once upon a time, dailyray > 05/05 15:04:25 a Handsome Prince asked a Beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Handsome Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and hunted and fished, and raced cars. He went to bars, and dated women half his age, and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard *****ing, and never paid child support or alimony He kept his castle and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans whenever he wanted, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work. All his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up all the time. And he lived, of course, very happily ever after. THE END. https://forums.craigslist.org/?ID=212027167
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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood,Stone, Anything she touched would melt.. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly . The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. Thethird prince approached. He told the princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' The princess did as she was told, though she turned red . She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. ! And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was in the prince's pants? M&M's of course... They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you thinking??
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This will put tears in your eyes...............It is such a wonderful Fairy Tale.. http://68.142.229.15/us.f544.mail.yahoo.com/ya/securedownload?mid=1_881194_AIYxvs4AAUrFTMrnSQ4LQxHeZWA&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1&cred=LwOJ2kXwW6vw6y6ERQGHaCSmYyoZXbfvux3E_uzjwLStqnIR_IB6y4b1iTcC0R0dFZizbzoMSkzM1cmVnm.ewFqS2Don.8AvEIz_oaOT4bw-&ts=1288367302&partner=ymail&sig=RXBs8GLpIq849wpSG9IBMA-- Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess.... 'Will you marry me?' The Princess said, 'NO !!!' And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. The end
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Well, our "Bucket List" trip to Alaska has begun. Got a late start this morning and got held up at the US boarder again by the fruit and vegetable police. Had to detour around some street flooding in Dearborn and we really got tied up in some heavy and slooooow traffic in Chicago. Finally made it into Wisconsin where we stopped for tonight. Our plan is to leave the Space Shuttle at a friend's place near Edmonton Alberta this weekend and then head out on the bike for Prince Rupert BC where we catch a ferry for Juneau Ak on 6/20. After that we have no set plans and will just go with the flow. Will update when ever I can get a conection.
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