A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made
it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings.'
I had no Monet To buy Degas To make the Van Gogh.
I know...it's pretty bad!
I dare you to have De Gaulle to tell this to someone else.
I posted it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
(is it riding season yet?)