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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife, Marsha, had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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i left Christmas am. and got to Deland Fla. the next nite , heavy fog all the way no break the hole way , loaded Silver up on the trailer Sat. am. and learned something ! 1- Squid's lite brackets make lowesy kick stands 2- exwife can not pick up 900 lbs. of bike off of me 3- and the most important one !!! when loading heavy bike on trailer using a ramp -- make sure the bottom of the ramp is not in lose sugar sand !!!!!!!! Marsha has a sore back , i have some purtty marks on my leg and a sore back and Silver needs a new rad. cover , lucky i have a extra one, and a highway peg and a trunk , have a extra trunk too . when Silver fell on to the side rail of the trailer , Sqiud's lite bracket hit the rail to save the fairing { thanks Squid , great brackets !!! } my leg saved the side , if i could of talked Marsha into jumping beween the trunk and the trailer , Silver would be fine shape ! but Marsha did purtty good for a 130 lbs old lady and picked the bike up enough for me to get my leg back . so when i unload Silver tomarrow , i am going to back the trailer in a good ol Tx DITCH !! i need more beer , great pain killer Thom HAPPY NEW YEAR !
