Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after
crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are
about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees
bacon, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next
sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back
bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a
machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he
warns Pepe with his dying breath....
"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a
bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
Ees.....
Ees....
Ees....
Ees...
Ees....
Ees..... a ham bush!"
:rotfl::rotfl:
SO SORRY!!!!! I know there is something wrong
with me for posting this.
Just couldn't help it!