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Just to let you all know, that Ron and I never have any plans usually. Some how June 2 must be the international date for any event to be planned on. First my school is having a retirement party for me and two teachers on June 2. My great nephew is graduating from Medical school on June 2. I used to baby sit him when he was in kindergarten. But Ron and I are coming to Freebird's June 2! I refuse to give up my favorite event of the year. I hope the rest can forgive me! Yama Mama
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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asked them to use it in a sentence. The first student, Little Jimmy raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Little Suzie raised her hand and said, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replied, "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." At this this time, Little Johnny raises his hand and asked the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said, "No... But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So Little Johnny replied, "Then I definitely pooped in my pants."