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How can I copy a video from youtube to a cd or is that illegal?
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There were 100 but I removed certain ones that I thought were pushing the PG limit. 1. In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. 2. In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag. 3. In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. 4. In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude. 5. In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown. 6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. (that would be one clever trick) 7. In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined. 8. In South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. 9. In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping. 10. In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. 11. In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. 13. In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up. 14. In New York City, it’s illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a “corned beef sandwich” if it’s made with white bread and mayonnaise. 15. In San Francisco, California it is unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. 16. In France, it is against the law to sell an “E.T” doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces. 17. In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.” 19. In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm. 20. In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. 21. In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday) 22. In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools in 1979. 23. In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday. 24. In Alabama, prison guards are forbidden from referring to their spouses as “the old ball-n-chain.” 25. In London, England it is illegal for a City cab to carry rabid dogs or corpses. 26. In England, it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. 27. In England, it is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the Queen upside down. 28. In Los Angeles, CA it’s illegal for a waiter to tell a customer “I’m really an actor.” 29. In Indiana, it’s against the law to dress ‘Barbie’ in ‘Ken’s’ clothes. 30. In Sedona, Ariz., it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign. 31. In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun. 32. In Australia, it’s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat. 33. In Cannes, France, it’s illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask. 34. In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks “Do you know why I pulled you over?” by saying,“If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you” is an automatic $300 fine. 35. In York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city boundary, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. 36. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague. 37. In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red. 38. In Portugal, it’s against the law to pee in the ocean. 39. In South Carolina unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties. 40. In Italy, anyone considered “obese” is forbidden from wearing polyester. 41. In Montana, it’s illegal to tear a phone book in half. 42. In California, anyone caught selling a “smoothie” that has lumps is breaking the law. 43. In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. 44. In Arkansas, it’s illegal for a woman getting married for the second time to wear a white wedding gown. 45. In Victoria. Australia after mid day on Sunday, it’s illegal to wear pink hot pants. 46. In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working. 47. In Kentucky, carrying ice cream cones in your pocket is illegal. 48. In International Falls, Minnesota, you can be fined if you let your dog chase a cat up a telegraph pole. 49. In Iowa, after 5 minutes of kissing you’re breaking the law. 50. In Illinois, giving a lighted cigar to a pet is illegal. 51. In the USA- 24 states say that if your husband is impotent its grounds for a divorce. (Go Viagra!) 52. In Miami, Florida, imitating animals is illegal. 53. In Oxford, Ohio, a woman undressing in front of a picture of a man is breaking the law. 54. In Baltimore, Maryland, taking a lion to the cinema is illegal. 55. In Washington, pretending to have wealthy parents is illegal. 56. In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police. 57. In South Dakota, It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. 58. In Maryland, Randy Newman’s song ‘Short people’ is still banned on the radio. 59. In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her. 60. In Victoria, Australia, you need a licensed electrician to change a light bulb. 61. In France, it’s illegal to name a pig Napoleon. 63. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be sentenced to death by firing squad. 64. In Bahrain, male doctors only legally examine a woman’s genitals through a mirror. 65. In Providence, Rhode Island, selling tooth paste and a tooth brush to the same customer on a Sunday is illegal. 67. In Singapore chewing gum is illegal. 68. In Arizona, hunting camels is against the law. 69. In North Carolina, it is illegal to swear in front of dead people. 71. In Burma it is against the law to access the Internet. Anyone doing so faces prison. 72. In Iowa, it is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrant. 73. In Vermont, a woman must get written permission from her husband to wear false teeth. 75. In Los Angeles, it is illegal to bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. 76. In Oklahoma, it is against the law to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7 PM. 77. In Israel, you could be prosecuted for picking your nose on Sunday. 78. In Sweden it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute. Prostitution is legal though. 79. In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house without your underwear on. 80. In California, it is illegal to keep a child from playing in puddles of water. 81. In Oklahoma, it is illegal to molest an automobile. 82. In Germany, it is illegal to stop on an autobahn (expressway). It is also illegal to run out of gas on an autobahn. 83. In Turkey, it is illegal for a man above 80 yrs to become a pilot. 84. In Chicago, it is illegal for anyone to eat in a place that is on fire. 85. In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. 86. In Eureka, Nevada, it is illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women. 87. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk. 88. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station. 89. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed. 90. In Texas, it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. 91. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limit. 92. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle. 93. In Ames, Iowa, it is illegal for men to have three sips of beer while they are in bed with their wives. 94. In Chico, California, the law states that anybody who detonates a nuclear device within the city limits is liable to a fine of $500. 95. In Tremonton, Utah, it is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. 96. In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot if one is ever found. 98. In Minnesota, it is against the law to hang male and female underwear together on the same washing line. 99. In Texas, It is illegal to sell one’s own eye. 100. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
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i got this in today and thought i wold share it with y'all Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 2243254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill 's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I 'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as ' in-state ' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver ' s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is v ery important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach ' illegal alien ' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ) Donald Ruppert Burlington, IA Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040. (Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer) "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody."
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I live in NC and was told the HID H4 headlight and the led cluster turn signals are not DOT approved.Does this mean they are illegal and a LEO will pull you over?Why would they be illegal for bikes but not cars?
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I was thinking about getting details covered as I am getting ready to leave for VentureWest next week. I was wondering if radar detectors are legal in the northwest states? I will be travelling thru MT, ID, NV, CA, OR ,and WA. if they are illegal is it just illegal to run them or is it illegal to even have in your possession? I would also like to confirm that radar detectors are legal in BC and Alberta, I seem to remember that they were but now have the laws changed? Thanks Brian:cool10:
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Judging from what I have seen so far many of the modifications we make to the bikes are possibly illegal on the federal level. In my area there are also the mods that are illegal on the local level, like no mufflers, that seem to be ignored by the police....so far. There was an interesting link to the Motorcycle Riders Foundation posted by Steve (Bummer) in another thread. Also the federal laws. Going by MRF many of the more common modifications such as Vmax rear end, plugging the AIS, muffler change or modification, jet changes, air filter/air box changes, rev limiter changes, cam etc. assuming not using something that has been certified for the bike, could be trouble. At this time I assume the only thing we could remotely see are violations for exhaust changes. They would be easier to tell then final drive gears changes or jet work. Is it likely? Not from what I see of the uncorked Harley's in Tucson. I still wouldn't be surprised if one day there is a crack down here but no sign yet. If someone with power gets fed up here it could even swing the other way and go 100% compliance. How about in other areas? Has anyone run into examples of enforcement? Anyone have a good guess as to what the future may bring? Jerry
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My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it. I love it when a plan comes together just jt:rotf::stirthepot:
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Hey Buddy, Do not talk this serious, but you think we have some strange laws. I just wonder who it was or why some of these laws were put in place. Brad Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina. In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes. Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom. In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds. Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year. It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...) According to law, no store is allowed to sell a toothbrush on the Sabbath in Providence, Rhode Island. Yet these same stores are allowed to sell toothpaste and mouthwash on Sundays. Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for 72 years. Candy made from pieces of barrel cactus was outlawed in the U.S. in 1952 to protect the species. In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat. Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18th Amendment: Prohibition. In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes. In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car. Vermont, Alaska, Hawaii, and Maine are the four states in the U.S. that do not allow billboards. In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water. In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription. Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego. Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space. The first to exercise this right to vote while in orbit was astronaut David Wolf, who cast his vote for Houston mayor via e-mail from the Russian space station Mir in November 1997. No building in DC may be taller than 13 floors. This is so that no matter where in the city you are, you can see the monument to our first president, Washington. In Michigan it's illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket. During the time that the atomic bomb was being hatched by the United States at Alamogordo, New Mexico, applicants for routine jobs like janitors, were disqualified if they could read. Illiteracy was a job requirement. The reason: the authorities did not want their trash or other papers read. It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. In parts of Alaska, it's illegal to feed alcohol to a moose. You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making "ugly faces" at dogs in Oklahoma. In Utah, birds have the right of way on all highways. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays. In December 1997, the state of Nevada (USA) became the first state to pass legislation categorizing Y2K data disasters as "acts of God"— protecting the state from lawsuits that may potentially be brought against it by residents in the year 2000. A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak. The state legislature in North Dakota has rejected a proposal to erect signs specifically warning motorists not to throw human waste onto the road side. Maintenance workers report at least 20 incidents of road crews being "sprayed with urine after rupturing urine-filled plastic bottles that became swollen in the hot sun." Opponents of the measure say they're afraid the signs would discourage tourism. In 1996, Christmas caroling was banned at two major malls in Pensacola, Florida. Apparently, shoppers and merchants complained the carolers were too loud and took up too much space. In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. In Hartford, Connecticut, you may not, under any circumstances, cross the street walking on your hands. Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates. Snoring is prohibited in Massachusetts unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. It is also illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. Women in Florida may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. It is legal in North Dakota to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
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at least a misdemeanor, to charge a man $14.00, for a haircut with a hole in the top!!!!!!! . just jt
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As some of you know, next summer Im planning on a long trip BUT as im researching some state laws about handlebar height, pipes ect...it turns out that my bars are illegal in AL,AK,DE,GA,IN,LA,MD,MI,MO,NE,OH, RI,TX,UT,VT & WV...THATS 16 STATES. What sux is that Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Indiana,Missouri and Texas were on my path. My pipes are illegal in AZ,CA,CT,DE,FL,ID,IL,KY,MD,MA,MI,MN,MS,MT,MS,NV,NH.NY,ND,OH,OK,OR,PA,RI AND WA...THATS 24 STATES! My trip will take me into Florida,Illinois, Kentuky,Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, and Oklahoma. I REALLY dont wanna change my bike all around and have to buy new bars and risers and exhaust...my question is- how vigorously do these states enforce these laws.
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