HOW THE HOSTESS COMPANY IS BEING SPLIT UP
You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants have shut down due to a
workers' strike but you may not have heard how it was split up.
The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
the Secret Service hired all the Ho Ho's,
the Generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes
and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.
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