An old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life
the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every
morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
When he died, he left . . .
14 children,
30 grand-children,
45 great grandchildren,
25 great-great grand children,
and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be