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hi Dianne here. i snuck in on the oldgoats account he is out and enjoying his birthday. so thought i would sneak in here and let ya all know he is now a real old goat. he turned 53 today sorry my adopted daddy but i love ya Dianne:bighug:
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Two Tennessee mountain men are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first. While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?" The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
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hello ,everyone, dianne here old goats female friend. first i want to say thank you all old goat came home with a smile from ear to ear. about 3 hours ago while sitting with him and drinking ice tea he got up and gave out a loud sigh. then he hit the floor. ambulance was called and he was rushed to the E.R they worked on him for a hour. came out to talk to his sister and I as im not family. said he was doing ok. but needs to stay in the hospitial. for a while. it was not a stroke. but a bad attack of his MS. he has been off the shots he use to take due to headaches and the knee and shoulder and neck problems. he has 2 iv,s and over 4 bags of stuff being put into him. will be put back on the shots after they get him stable again?? he was crying when we left him said. he thought he was going to leave us all behind there for a while. his daughter amber is on her way from minnesota to see him. been 2 years since they been together due to his health . he made a vow to family here and us me as well. that he will work on taking better care of himself. lose some weight hes heavy and he knows it. any way thank you all so much for making him feel so welcome he said not to worry you cant keep an old goat down Dianne
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I had no idea how much fun the trikes can be. I know there will be two or three at Maintenance Day....maybe I can borrow one of them and try some of this stuff out. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYnP6tifNM8]YouTube - IBEX Trike built by B. Goat[/ame]