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Two old guys were playing golf when they came to a hole with water along the side of the course. One guy hits his ball near the water and both guys go over to look for the ball. They get near the water and there is a frog sitting on the bank of the pond. As the golfers approach the frog they hear him say, hey buddy come here. They both walk over. The frog says hey buddy pick me up and give me a kiss and I will grant you all the sex you want for the rest of your life. Old guy reaches down and picks up the frog and puts him in his pocket. His golfing buddy says didn't you hear what that frog said. Give him a kiss and you can have all the sex you want. Old guy says at this point in my life I believe I would rather have me a talking frog.
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. > > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in > a trap. > > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I > will grant you three wishes." > > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, > but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. > > Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" > > The woman said, "That's okay." > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful > woman in the world. > > The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will > also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women > will flock to him". > > The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the > most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." > > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in > the world. > > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest > man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." > > The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his > and what's his is mine." > > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, > "I'd like a mild heart attack." > > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. > > Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop > here and continue feeling good. > > > > Male readers : Please Scroll Down. > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | The man had a heart attack ten times milder than that of > his wife. > > Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think > they're really smart. > > Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. > > PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only > goes to show that women never listen!!! >
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Anybody heard from Yammer? I haven't seen anything from him since before the storms and it's not like him to not check in every day. Hope everything is OK. The same for Skid and Frog Man. They are all down in that same general area.
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A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!" He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again say, "Pick me up!" He looked in the water and there, floating on top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you've ever seen!" "I'll make sure that all your friends are envious because I will be your bride." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front pocket. The frog said, "What! Are you nuts?" "Didn't you hear what I said?" I said "Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!" He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!" With age comes Wisdom!
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Haven't been on the site all that long but I decided to change my name from Crazy Frog to Travelin Man. Thanks again Don.
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Okay Frog Man, Family, and I will be heading for the Outer Banks for Thanksgiving week. :cool10:For those that would like to visit us while there. We are staying on Atlantic drive in Rodanthe right next to the Rodanthe fishing pier. Look for a new 3 story green house called Pier Pressure. ADC, you going to come for a visit? Mini, we will be expecting you.
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Who is this. I remember crazy frog but can't remember who this is. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LxZ4Mi3rR3Q/SsQQLXGaypI/AAAAAAAAbu0/sUWi-F6e0eE/s1600/img_2205.jpg
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Check out my Frogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1st set. Look real CLOSE.:rotf:My Daughter found these for Us. Second set when Venture finds a Frog. Frog Wrangler.
