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The Cow, The Ant and The Old Fart A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something, Carl
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how do i send don my dues via paypal?
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It was a pain in the rump, the old seat as my son said " It smells like its got 28 years worth of fart dust in it" when we tore the old torn one off. Progress , continuing progress. 84 VR 120k brought back from the dead.
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Just going out to start my trailer wiring job thanks from advise from playboy (Vincent)and the harness from M61A1MECH (Steve) but I can't figure out how the rear seat comes off. I'm sure it's just a brain fart or maybe I need new glasses but anywho can someone point me in the right area. Thanks
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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.
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In my younger days I delivered beer and liquor and when I went into a VFW or Legion I only saw old farts sitting around, well today I joined the American Legion so I must be an old fart. USMC forever Tom
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To the man I've been married to for 40 years.....Happy Birthday you old fart
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--- some pics of the new adventure that has come along. Hey Tom, was that me you were hinting about in midrsv's survey about how many GW riders? I don't think I'll ever get all of the use out of this thing that I wish I could. I also think I'd like it if it would be a lot easier to check/change the air filter! Some engineer had a brain fart when he did this.
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First off I retire son turns 18 and now we are happy new grandparents of our first grandbaby, a little girl! No pics...she is just hours old and we havent even been up to see them yet! Wow.....does that make me officially an old fart?
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Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give four gallons of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!! Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
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Congrats Green Bay, and good luck. Bears play...
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Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!! Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.... . . .
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This past weekend, my cruise control would not engage on my trip to the finger lakes..Got home and gave my good buddy BONGOBOBBY a call to help diagnose the problem.....FIRST QUESTION from Bob was... "DID YOU TURN THE SWITCH TO ON IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FAIRING ". :sign brain fart: :sign brain fart: :sign brain fart: NUFF SAID......
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Don!!......Its nice to be Loved by You and Your Venturerider Family First of all... Don .... You have reached a new stage in your life....... The Old Fart Stage. ...... I hope to God your diapers held after saying all those nice things about me and of course they are all true, I wont deny it The 2nd Gen still looks like a Harley fitted with lazy boy cushions and It took me at little longer to actually reach the Old Fart Stage and with you folks The Trailer , I still wont back down what I said From my post in 2007 The only reason I purchase the Trailer, It looks pretty sharp behind the scoot and he wouldnt sell it separate Now that you are an Old Fart:rotfl:Your primary trailer usage is storing plenty of Viagra and Depends in it The GPS... I wont back down on it either.. A useless piece of device..No adventure at all ... Now that you are an OLD Fart ...You will use it to find the nearest Washroom quickly I Don Oh!! :doh:By the way, If I didnt purchase this 2nd Gen, Your site would have died from BOREDOM!!!
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BREAKING NEWS!! To save the economy in JANUARY 2010 The Obama government will start Deporting all of the old people In order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. I started crying - when I thought of you. RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!!! Well....what can I say....someone sent it to me, And I'm not going alone!!!!
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okay . as usual i need to know how to register for vogel. looked all over and can't seem to do it. i want to go ahead and register. HELP!
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took this hunk of dirt to the carwash this morning and low and behold there was a vstar under there. first wash since last year. i forgot what it was.
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Ok I had a brain fart, Where is the idle screw on an 89 royal?.....Duh!
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I had a great brain fart the other day! Some others may have already thought of and done this; Maybe even posted something about it that I read and forgot about. So it may not be a new idea. I have been having trouble with the tail light fuse on my 86 blowing. I put a new fuse in and unplugged the headlight fuse (so as not to drain the battery) and left the tail light on for ten minutes, then ten minutes with turn signals on. The brake and turn signals ore on a different circuit. During this time I removed the seat and wiggled/inspected wires, pulled the bulbs out and replaced them, wiggled everything. Fuse wouldn't blow! I finally found that the last time I did an oil change, I didn't secure the wires on the lights I put on the lower chin fairing and as I rode, the wind or bumps pushed the positive wire (which is tied to the front L running light, which in turn is on the tail circuit) into the header pipe and burned through it and shorted it. Just sitting there it was fime, but when I started moving it shorted! I love it when I find a definite electrical problem! OK, none of that was the brain fart, but if you're still with me, here it is: One of the things first genners are looking for is more light in back. As I had the tail light cover off I realized that the beveled edges around the base of the bulbs is painted silver but not real shiny. I got a piece of aluminum foil, cut it to fit, made the appropriate holes, put it on and pressed it into the ridges; then I pulled it back off, sprayed the dull side with adhesive and put it back in. I then used a soft parts brush to make sure it was well pressed in. It made a noticeable difference in the light output! Here are some pics but they don't really show the difference. Sorry, I can't seem to get them any larger!?! http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/TMagEnterprises/Extra%20Junk/01.jpg http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/TMagEnterprises/Extra%20Junk/02.jpg http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/TMagEnterprises/Extra%20Junk/03.jpg http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/TMagEnterprises/Extra%20Junk/04.jpg http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/TMagEnterprises/Extra%20Junk/05.jpg
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