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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don`t be upset. It won`t be long." He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn`t have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don`t cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we`ll be checking out." The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamour for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we`ll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn`t help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..." The mother broke in, "My little girl`s name is Tammy... I`m Ellen."
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Some of you may recall a thread I did a while back about our daughter Tiffany (the singer/songwriter). Well, she's vieing to get on the Ellen Degeneres new album "Eleven Eleven". It's some kind of contest. To make a long story short, she needs to get as many "hits" or views of her Youtube vid that she's submitted to Ellen as possible (makes it look better I guess) so, if ya'll don't mind taking a minute or 2 out of your busy schedule and going to the following link, it would be much appreciated. Feel free to leave a comment there if you wish. BTW, the videographer was some bum we dragged off the street who had no idea what a camera was, let alone how to take a vid.... You'll have to copy/paste the link into a new browser window (remove the double quote at the beginning) "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9bQ_YiClYA Thanks a bunch!
