This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door.
There were two sheriff's deputies there. He asked them if there was a problem.
One of the deputies asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his
wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife. The deputy says,
"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says,
"I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too."