i came across this for my North Dakotah friends..
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Fw: ND weather
It's winter in North Dakota
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below
Oh, how I love North Dakota
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I'll guess I'll hang around
I could never leave North Dakota
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground