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THIS IS HILARIOUS:whistling: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXwigxSW4VM]How far will a condom stretch??? - YouTube[/ame]
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Billy Bob was out behind the barn smoking a cigarette in the rain when his sister caught him. She said, Billy Bob how can you keep a cigarette lit while it's raining so hard? He said , I cut the end out of a condom and put it over my cigarette and it stays dry. She said , I'm going to have to try that. Next day she went to town and into the local drug store where she ask the elderly gray headed clerk for a pack of condoms. The clerk asked her what size she wanted to which she replied, I don't know I just want a condom for a camel. The clerk fainted.
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.
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