A doctor saw his 92-year-old patient out one day with a very, very attractive, very much younger woman on his arm.
The old man said to his doctor, “Hey, doc, thanks for the great advice.” And the doctor said, “What advice was that?”
The old man said, “You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful.”
Doctor said, “No, I said you have a heart murmur; be careful.”