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Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps. They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy. They finally decided on...... You ready for this?????....Keep scrolling down..... Humphrey! :rotf::rotf: Oh, stop your whining and groaning! It's a nice story and better than another thread on oil or tires.
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Billy Bob was out behind the barn smoking a cigarette in the rain when his sister caught him. She said, Billy Bob how can you keep a cigarette lit while it's raining so hard? He said , I cut the end out of a condom and put it over my cigarette and it stays dry. She said , I'm going to have to try that. Next day she went to town and into the local drug store where she ask the elderly gray headed clerk for a pack of condoms. The clerk asked her what size she wanted to which she replied, I don't know I just want a condom for a camel. The clerk fainted.
