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Boudreaux took his wife, Cloteele, to a dance down on the bayou, last weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor dancing like crazy – breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the whole works. Cloteele turns to Boudreaux and says “See dat guy? 25 years ago he propose to me and I turn him down.":) Boudreaux says,“Looks like he still celebrating." :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:
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Boudreaux, an 80-year-old South Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?" “I stay in the swamp and I hunt and fish every day", said the old Cajun. "Dat's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out hunting or fishing all day. I have a beer for breakfast and at lunch and wid my supper. And, I have a shot of hooch before bed time. And, I say my prayers every night. And all is well wid me." Well", says the doctor, "I'm sure the prayers help, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?" "Who said Pop is dead?" The doctor is amazed. "You mean you are 80 years old and your father is still alive? How old he is?" "Pop be 100 next month," replied Boudreaux. "In fact, he hunted with me dis mornin', and den we went to a beer joint for a while and had a few beers and dat's why he's still alive. He is a tough Cajun man and he hunts and fishes everyday, too.” "Well, the doctor says, that's great! But, I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?" "Who said my Paw Paw's dead?" Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you are 80 years old, your father is 100 and your grandfather is still living? Incredible! How old he is?" "We tink 'bout 118." says the old Cajun. He likes his beer, too, but he won't touch the hard stuff." The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess your grandfather went hunting and fishing with you and your father this morning, too?" "No, Paw Paw couldn't go dis time. He's gettin' married today." At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why would a 118-year-old man want to get married?" Boudreaux looked down at the floor and mumbled "Who said he wanted to?"
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Subject: Boudin Sausage (FYI - BOUDIN IS A SPICY PORK SAUSAGE) EVERYONE IS IN A HURRY TO SCREAM 'RACISM' THESE DAYS! BOUDREAUX ASKS A STORE CLERK, 'IN WHAT AISLE COULD I FIND THE BOUDIN?' THE CLERK LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, 'ARE YOU CAJUN?' BOUDREAUX (CLEARLY OFFENDED) SAYS, 'WELL, YES I AM. BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. IF I HAD ASKED FOR ITALIAN SAUSAGE, WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS ITALIAN? OR IF I HAD A ASKED FOR GERMAN BRATWURST, WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS GERMAN? OR IF I ASKED FOR A KOSHER HOT DOG. WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS JEWISH? OR IF I HAD ASKED FOR A TACO, WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS MEXICAN?' IF I ASKED FOR SOME IRISH WHISKEY, WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS IRISH?' THE CLERK SAYS, 'WELL, NO, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T!' WITH DEEP SELF-RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION, BOUDREAUX SAYS, 'WELL THEN, WHY DID YOU ASK ME IF I'M CAJUN BECAUSE I ASKED FOR BOUDIN?' THE CLERK REPLIED, "BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HOME DEPOT!"
