Subject: Boudin Sausage
(FYI - BOUDIN IS A SPICY PORK SAUSAGE)
EVERYONE IS IN A HURRY TO SCREAM 'RACISM' THESE DAYS!
BOUDREAUX ASKS A STORE CLERK, 'IN WHAT AISLE COULD I FIND THE
BOUDIN?'
THE CLERK LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, 'ARE YOU CAJUN?'
BOUDREAUX (CLEARLY OFFENDED) SAYS, 'WELL, YES I AM.
BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
IF I HAD ASKED FOR ITALIAN SAUSAGE, WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS
ITALIAN?
OR IF I HAD A ASKED FOR GERMAN BRATWURST,
WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS GERMAN?
OR IF I ASKED FOR A KOSHER HOT DOG.
WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS JEWISH?
OR IF I HAD ASKED FOR A TACO,
WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS MEXICAN?'
IF I ASKED FOR SOME IRISH WHISKEY,
WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS IRISH?'
THE CLERK SAYS, 'WELL, NO, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T!'
WITH DEEP SELF-RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION, BOUDREAUX SAYS,
'WELL THEN, WHY DID YOU ASK ME IF I'M CAJUN BECAUSE I ASKED FOR
BOUDIN?'
THE CLERK REPLIED, "BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HOME DEPOT!"