1) So this horse walks into the bar.
The barman looks at him and says, "Why the long face ?"
2) So this sandwich walks into the bar.
The barman looks at him and says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
3) So this termite walks into the bar.
He looks around and asks "Is the bar tender here ?"
4) So this bear walks into the bar.
The bear says, "I'd like a pint of Hofmeister ...
and ..........
a packet of peanuts please."
The barman says, "Fine, no problem, but why the big paws ?"