Here I sit, in a hotel room in Dalton, GA (traveling for work), when I realize how stupid I really am!
Let me explain.
I returned home at lunchtime on Sunday and thought "Oh, I haven't used the bike ('03 RSV Midnight) in a while". So I thought that even thought it's still too cold to ride, I'd at least fire her up and maybe take her round the block.
Well, as you've probably already guessed, the battery is flat and this is where the dumbness comes in - I realized that I don't even know where the battery is, let alone how to get to it to charge it!!!
That's it - I'm ashamed.