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http://harleytechtalk.org/htt/Themes/default/images/post/xx.gif How embarrassing for the Managing Director of Harley India. « on: December 14, 2009, 11:33:37 AM » Harley-Davidson India Managing Director Anoop Prakash falls off his bike as other riders look on during 'The Founders Ride' in Bangalore, India, Sunday, Dec. 6, 2009. http://harleytechtalk.org/htt/Smileys/classic/emdgust.gif http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s315/davejetski/H-D-India-Spill.jpg Details of the Technical support call were released today: http://harleytechtalk.org/htt/Smileys/classic/hysterical.gif bring bring: hello this is rasji how may i be of service Anoop: oh thank you, my name is Anoop:and I am having problems with my motorcycle it will not stay upright when I am stopped. rasji: thank you please tell me your name Anoop: Yes yes again my name is Anoop and I am having problems with my motorcycle it will not stay upright when I am stopped. rasji: thank you, what is your last name mr anoop Anoop: Prakash, again I cannot get my motorcycle to stand up when stopped rasji: Thank you, your name is Prakass Anoop is that correct. Anoop: no no no it is Anoop Prakash P, R A K A S H, can I get some help on my motorcycle? Rasji, thank you Mr Prakash, now how may I be of service to you on this day Anoop: my motorcycle will not stand up when stopped Rasji: I see, when your motorcycle is stopped it will quit standing, is this correct: Anoop: yes that is what I said. Rasji: Please hold while I contact a Standing specialist for you. Anoop: Ok Rasji: will it be ok to place you on hold? Anoop: OK dum dum dum de dum dum dum duummddu mdudmdudmdmdfl toot toot (musical hold for 4 minutes) Rasji: Mr. Packash I will be of transferring your call to Namji who will help you with the standing of your motorcycle, have I been of service as you expected Anoop: Yeah Yeah fine Namji: Greetings I am Namji are you Mr. Pakedass? Anoop: Packash, gheez do you guys not enter this stuff in your computer Namji: I am so sorry Mr. Packedash how of service may I help you Anoop: Pack... whatever,. When I come to a stop my motorcycle will not stand Namji" I see, now is this at a light, at home, in the street or all the time. Anoop: All the time, it's on it's side again right now. Namji: I see, hmm let me check our technical notes, when you come to stopping, do you do as the Official Indian Harley Manual says, 1) Roll off Throttle Anoop: Yes I roll the throttle off Namji: Good, now do you depress the foot brake and compress the hand brake lever smoothly and evenly to slow your progress? Anoop: yes yes I know how to use brakes what am I an idiot? Namji: Please Mr. Packedass I have no call to be of irritation to you I am just checking the basics to determine the cause. OK? Anoop: yes sorry I am in the middle of an intersection with people laughing at me as my motorcycle is on it's side. Namji: yes that can be of embarrasement. Anoop: Yes so now what Namji: ok let me see. throttle off, brakes on. yes, When the motor cycle stops are you being putting your feet on the ground. Anoop: on the ground. Namji: yes the manual says to put your feet on the ground to hold up the motorcycle. Anoop: ****. Namji: ok we have determined the problem to be that you are too stupid to own a motorcycle. Please return the bike or if you are not able to pick it up we will send 100 pajama dressed boys to lift it into our Mitsubishi truck and haul it home. Anoop: uh ah oh uh, No problem I can getit now Namji: I am thanking your for calling India HD, please be sure to complete the short survey at the end of this call.. Anoop: yeah ok
