Twas the night before Christmas and out in the shed, a pair of Royal stars, one green and one red.
The bikes were put away, all cleaned and on tenders, wax on the paint and the chrome and the fenders.
When out in the street came the sound like no other, twas the thump and the beat of a v4 brother.
A bearded man all dressed in leather, his machine all decked out for all kinds of weather.
He removed many things from within his tour pack, some from the bags and some from the hack.
He brings to your dreams a cover of chrome, a travel mug for coffee a gps to get home, a new set of pipes to make your bike sing, a
Spanking new set of Diamond cut Bling !
On first gens on v-max on tour deluxes and hacks, on trikes on second gens from the front to the back.
He twisted the throttle as he sped out of sight, to all a Merry Christmas and have a good night!