The pillion's birthday last week.
Didn't buy her anything because she said not to.
I felt a bit lousy about that, so next day I bought her a house.
True story!
We've been looking to buy an investment property in another city 1200 kilometres away, with a view to moving there in about three years to finally retire - right where our grandkids live.
She's stoked and I'm happy.
The rent we get will pay the mortgage until we decide to sell up where we are now, and what we get for our current home will more than pay off the 'new' one.
Happy birthday sweetheart.