zooer
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Get a flattop. No more problems.
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Well I was gonna suggest KY gel but I think I have the wrong application.
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Holy crap! I'm glad all I did today was ride ride and ride. Now that I've read your post I'm whipped. And, I think I got a head ache. You did enough for the both of us, thanks. Can you come over tomorrow and fix my shower, mend my deck and clean a few windows mabye. The beer is cold;)
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What?????????????????????????? No cassette play! Why I would not own ANYTHING that didn't have a cassette player or an 8-track.
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If something followed me home with ugly eyes like that I'd kill it. OK, I'm just pickin on ya, ----------------but it does have ugly eyes. Congrats on the new pet:clap2:
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Sorry for being a smart "donkey" Rick, by when the door is open that wide I'm uncontrolable. I've been trying to come up with one day where I have not made a mistake, so maybe I could tell that story but I'm still working on it.
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Yeah sure Rick. But why did you reach down the front of her dress when the fire was in the back :crackup:
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Now here is a true story. As I stated once before, most of the time I always wear a helmet period. But---one summer a few years ago I went to a rally and rode with a bunch of guys that never put their's on for a week. We were in a no helmet law state also. Well sir, I went stupid I guess you'd call it and it was a long hot nasty week so I went helmet-less for a few days and followed the flock as they say. Now came the day to depart for home and it was another one of those nasty humid killer days. I knew that in a very short time I'd cross the line into another state that required a helmet so I went back to my normal habit and put the helmet on when I headed out. Man I thought I was gonna die inside that hot nasty helmet! After not ridding with one for a few days in deadly heat it dang near killed me trying to wear it all day. Probably went thought three dew-rags the first day and thought I'd scream a couple of times. In fact I think I did scream a few vile words into the wind before the day was out. Have not done the no helmet since, but I still remember what it was like on that summer week. That's my story and your stickin to it, right?
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I bought a new 84 apencade back in 84 and ran the wheels off that thing pulling a camp trailer most of the time. Never could wear that bike out, nor did I ever have any mechanical problems of any kind with it. Finally sold it and moved on to another bike. I think the ashtray got full.
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Did someone say something about putting the sheep in the barn?
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I got one too.
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Quick ride 'round the block=400 miles later + Angry message from her b/f
zooer replied to LilBeaver's topic in Watering Hole
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You've had me sucked in for months and now this has just gotten like a sitcom that the writer's have given up on. Flat beaver, come on, pick up the pace. Lets have some violence, sex, and foul something or other. I just down graded this from R for racy to K for kids or whatever that lowest rating is. :crackup::crackup::crackup: This is a biker story, where is the tight leathers and chains? Time to rumble, ya know-------broken beer bottles and pool ques swinging with blood flying everywhere. Ops, sorry for a moment I slipping into my past there. Sorry -
You'll make it! Hang on and try more sex daily. That also helps with the nasty attitude that goes with quiting for the first month or so.
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Winter came back fast didn't it. I spent four days sitting out in the late afternoon on my deck having cocktails in a t-****. Yesterday I had to put three layers on and pull a ski cap over my ears. Boy I thought we were into riding weather for a minute but bye bye. Maybe next week.
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If gas prices don't go down we'll all be holding neighborhood block bike rally's and walking there. Crapolla on this stuff. Filled up my pickup the other day. 75.00 stinkin bucks!!!Hellllllllpppppp.
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Patriot Guard Riders are going to be in a big demand now
zooer replied to polecat54's topic in Watering Hole
Yes, free speech. I remember it well during Nam. Tell me all about free speech and what I don't understand. Wait, on second thought, don't. :buttkick:Me thinks this topic is going nowhere. I apologize for getting involved. -
Do you kick them with your shoes on or off? From experience I find it much less painful with shoes on. :crackup:Problem is most of us in Arkansas have holes in the toes of all our shoes. But duck tapes fixed some of that problem.
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Patriot Guard Riders are going to be in a big demand now
zooer replied to polecat54's topic in Watering Hole
I would not dare say what I really think of this bunch of scum sucking worthless judges that made this decision. Would I? -
Yeah but great thinking.
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OK OK, I was holding back and didn't want to point out the facts, and I think I'll continue to hold back. I don't want to cause any apoplexy on here. It just an old employer's opinion but I'm retired kind of now so what do I care.
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You give them and inch and they take a mile! About 10% won't abuse the system or privilege. And I'll pi$$ more off by saying every employee that is office bound and has a land line phone needs to check their stinking cell phone at the door unless provided by the company for business only. Waste waste waste and time blown. I thought your paycheck and benefits were supposed to make you happy? :stirthepot: :stirthepot:
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Fantastic and hope the recovery is super fast!
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:crackup::sign yeah that:and what he said.
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Never have understood why any tire pressure system would not give you its first warning at 12% or less. By the time your down to 25% you've screwed up the tire! Not a smart design.