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I just painted mine last fall burgandy metalic pearl from a mazda and blackcherry metalic pearl from a saab

you could always give up cheese cake:thumbsup: As for me i have always worn wet skins purchased at most fishing gear shops but this year I needed new gear so I purchased frogg toggs at a local bike show, have not yet got to try them out yet though

Not nice making evil comments when i guy is obviously having a bad day

Thank God you finally spilled the beans I was starting to regret opening this post cause it would have kept me up all night wondering. But now I can sleep in peace and OH YEH http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/stock_illustration/images-new/people/cartoon-baby-clipart.gifCongratulations

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY:How was your 1st marriage terminated? WITNESS : By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Here is were the trouble lie's . All you people think we have a justice system (this goes for both Canada and the USA) We don't . What we have is a legal system. The difference being that the verdicit and resulting punishment can be influenced by (a) wealth, (b) who you know or © who you are.True Justice does not enter the picture.

I have seen them at a bike show . They look neet but I am really not sure what to make of it

It was originally developed for marine use :thumbsup:hence the name sea foam. Hey Freebird guess that means you can use it on underwater lawnmowers:rotfl::rotfl:

received video today. Have sent Silver crew a pm 3 day's ago for his mailing address but have not yet received a reply. will send it asap when i get his address:thumbsup:

DONT ASK YAMMER ABOUT BRAKES HE ONLY KNOWS ABOUT THROTTLES AND ONLY THE WIDE OPEN KIND :rotfl:

I like the offer Bob I will be keeping it mind I have to see if I can get the friday off.

Just out of curiosity is there an Ontario group forming up to go to md and if so when and were. If I can swing it to go (and beleive me I am working on it ) I would sure like to hook up with such a group if I may.

Ok now I am puzzeled. Is pay pal not suppose to be a secure and trust worthy means of making transactions

you sure its a bike lift I see wrist straps :rotfl:

So did i my prelimanery opinion is that this good be very helpfull time will tell i guess

Yeh Thanks Don!!

:scratchchin: Would I be allowed to state the truth that burgandy is faster then blue or would Yammer take that as confrontational. Just want to know were the boundry's are. Don I,m behind you all the way

WHAT?? It sounds like fun:innocent-emoticon:

we aim to please

Young Paddy, moved to Kent and bought a Donkey from a farmer for £100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Paddy replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him? Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece and made a profit of £898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two quid back.' Paddy now works for the British Government.

Rand McNally trip maker. Lets you custom design your own itinery.choose type of route scenic or otherwise

When using starting fluid (ether) on small tires use a small amount, too much on a small trailer tire creates a vacume inside the tire when it extinguishes and will suck it right back off the bead as quick as it pops it on . Way too much and you will see ufo reports in tomorrows paper . I have done this on all size tires from transport tires down to those little trailer tiresfor over thirty years a moderate amount based on the tire size is all you need and i ignite it by simply droppining a lit match on it. However always realize the potential for harm is always there so be carefull, if not sure of what your doing dont do it.i once saw a guy think it was good idea to lay a wet trail on the floor towards the tire and managed to ignite his beard.

A SPEEDING TICKET ON A SECOND GEN ----HHHHAAAARD TOOO BELIEVE----I'M ALMOST IMPRESSED:rotfl:

we have always done the same thing with transport truck tires using ether

WEEL MY WIFE MADE HER 1ST CHEESE CAKE I DONT KNOW WHICH OF THE RECIPES OFFERERD UP IN MY LAST POST SHE USED BUT I CAN TELL YOU IT JUST KEPT TASTING LIKE I WANT MORE IT WAS DEEEEELICIOUS ----P/S BIG TOM ---I REALLY DID TRY TO SAVE YOU SOME BUT I GUESS IT JUST WASN'T MEANT TO BE----DOES P/S-- STAND FOR {POOR SOUL}