On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to
the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,
We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of Snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the Street, so the Snowplows can get
through.
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
Snowplows can get through.
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week again at breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We
are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." then
the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
said, " I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the Snowplows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just Leave the car in the garage this time."