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  1. Trader
    Yeah, I tried that too! Back SIDE still hurts today!
  2. Trader
    More or less what I had in mind when I suggested making the events stand out. Unless this is Don's way of making the impossible possible! (can't highlight, colour or bold so just give us a new calendar)
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    First: I was looking thru the calendar to see what events were planned thru the winter. With dozens of birthdays every month, the events tend to get lost. Any chance the events could be bolded or highlighted or coloured so they stand out? I know there is an icon...but these old eyes don't pick that out as easily. No biggie....just a thought. 2nd....I"m probably just missing it because it seems so obvious a need......Is there a link to show SENT PM's? If there is I can't find it!
  4. Trader
    I "ass"ume that when you sit on it it just folds over the edges of the seat...but when the extra folds over, wouldn't it rub on the side case or tank cover? No rub damage caused? What do you do with it when parked away from home? Does it tie on somehow?
  5. Trader
    I'm newly retired....every day is a vacation! But "planned" vacations usually take money...so I think this year my wife and I will just stay home and I'll work on my bikes (which also usually takes money!)
  6. Trader
    still no links to video available? I think I saw it several months ago...it WAS a Cambell soup comercial
  7. Trader
    Thanks Gannon! I recieved my exhaust collector a couple of days ago. I would recommend this stuff to anyone. It looks like almost like new and is exactly as described ( Plus I got it for a lot less (including shipping) than I would have paid for some of the crap they sell on ebay As you know, exhaust collectors rust...but this is not in the least bit rusty. If this is any indication of the what the rest of the bike is like, I would tell anyone DON"T be worried about any of the other parts Gannon is offering. Thanks again for a great buy!
  8. Trader
    PENSION SEX Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.' 'Pensionsex?' 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!' LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, He lets out this ear splitting yell.' 'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is.' 'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!' QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?' She glanced at him and replied, 'You're never home!' CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, and $14,000 for 'large.' The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. 'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor. 'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.' WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.' 'Yeah,' she replies, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' ' WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, 'This will make you happy tonight.' He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. ELDERLY SEX One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, 'Yes, your honour. I figured that at 92, if he could have sex... He could also fly.'
  9. Trader
    mirror shafts look different too...or is that only because of the wider windscreen???
  10. Trader
    OK....time for a group hug! :bighug: Awww shucks folks! (but it is fun isn't it!)
  11. Trader
    I ordered mine directly from the US company.(to Canada) No ebay needed. www.plastex.net
  12. Trader
    the bike on the right has air vents on either side of the windshield? Unless those are just stickers
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    My SON (of all people) told me that "honey do" lists should always end with the same 2 letters. I asked him what he meant and he said "last thing on the list should be an M and E" When I looked at him with that dim witted "I don't get it" look , he patiently explained it to dumb old Dad ......Honey Do......ME! I must be getting old! Speaking of dim witted.....there was a question about Harley's coming next on this thread wasn't there?
  14. Trader
    my 83 has a mute button, not sure you your's does. I thought the amp had gone because I could hear it when really cranked up loud but otherwise not. Then I hit the mute button and almost blew myself off the bike!
  15. Trader
    Don't mean to hijack the thread but I was surprised at how low the side stand is on that bike! Is that normal? Still looking to see if the folks on the bike are anyone from here.
  16. Trader
    Hence the expression "one accurate fact would kill this conversation" The light would be travelling at twice the speed of light....or just slightly faster than a 1st gen.
  17. Trader
    I agree with Bubber....probably just terminology to get around a dumb law. But it could be based on the fact that many people flash their lights to alert the person in front that they intend to pass.
  18. Trader
    One for me please!
  19. Trader
    Try $150 or more per month...and my home is only about 1000 sq ft!
  20. Trader
    Have you considered a "tankless" on-demand hot water heater? The whole idea behind them is that it heats the hot water when you need it...rather than maintaining a whole tankfull of hot water 24/7. It is supposed to save a LOT of energy. The only downfall is if your supply water is very cold it will reduce the flow rate. All you have to do is measure the cold water temperature from your taps, and determine how many degrees you need to increase the temperature...then determine what woudl be the maximum flow per min. (a typical shower is 2.5 gal. per min) A higher flow rate means lower temp increase...LOTS of info available online.
  21. Trader
    I get lower on left turns.... and I am most certainly more comfortable at low (wobble) speed on lefts also. I'm right handed
  22. Trader
    C'mon Lewis, didn't you read the posts? YOU DON'T HAVE TO PULL THE MOTOR TO DO A STARTER CLUTCH REPAIR! some people have to be told over and over! :rotf::rotf:
  23. Trader
    I"m not in the picture, neither is my bike...just an old picture of my Mum. She passed away last month I couldn't help but think of that picture when I saw this catagory!
  24. Trader
    IMHO, it's more likely that if he had a gun, and you reached for a weapon...you would be dead! Better just to passively hand over your wallet and live.
  25. Trader
    PM Sent!
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