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Aussie Annie

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  1. Works a treat thanks Hummingbird
  2. All the best to the young couple:thumbsup:
  3. My bike has the whine, and out of warranty:crying: can anyone recommend where to purchase I-basket when we come over next year? Will then ship it home and Quickstep can do the swap out
  4. Looks like he just put handlebars on his sidecar :crackup: Where's me bike!!!!!!
  5. Was thinking of getting a helmet cam for Quickstep to use on our trip next year--but would like one that connects to the bike power...anyone got any suggestions? [about the camera!]
  6. ........and if you ever want a change of ride, you can go take his bike out for a spin
  7. Went on the Make A. Difference ride this morning. It's an annual ride to raise money for our local spinal and rehabilitation hospital. nice way to pay back for the care they gave me on several occasions. Got to take one of the nurses for a ride to a motorcycle festival in a country town. This town is recovering after deverstating bush fires, so nice to be able to inject some money into their local economy...and raise some at the same time
  8. to you to you :Crazy_139: to you [ you old fish!]
  9. :happy65::happy65: Our volunteer bush firefighters are amazing. They can be out fighting the most horrific bush fire, saving other peoples property....while their's burns to the ground. Everyday folk's doing an amazing job
  10. @font-face { font-family: "Arial"; }@font-face { font-family: "Verdana"; }@font-face { font-family: "Cambria"; }p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal { margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman"; }div.Section1 { page: Section1; } > THE 35 RULES OF THE UNIVERSE
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> 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
 4.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
 5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
 6. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
 7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
 8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the holiday.
 9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
 10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
 11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
 12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your differences. Love each other.
 13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
 14. A balanced diet is a pie in each hand.
 15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
 16. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.
 17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
 18. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
 19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
 20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
 21. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
 22. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
 23. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
 24. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'
 25. People who want to share either their religious or political views with you never want you to share yours with them.
 26. You should not confuse your career with your life.
 27. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
 28.. Never lick a steak knife.
 29. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
 30. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight saving time.
 31.. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
 32. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
 33. Your friends love you anyway.
 34. Never be afraid to try something new on your own. Remember that a lone amateur built the ARK. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
 35. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? ___________________________________________________________
  11. Ever watches beach volleyball?? Nice on the eyes when watching the girls play
  12. Oh Dear, it's been too HOT to ride over here Overcast today, may get a thunderstorm. 84 at the moment.
  13. No need to apologise....there should have been a after my post [i was joking]
  14. Thanks for that. Texas accent was a bit hard to understand, but I got the gist of it
  15. Whad-he-say?? didn't quite get that
  16. Hey Hummingbird.....can ya get him to come to the International Rally? Would love him to do some work on my bike.
  17. Best wishes from quickstep and I. Prayers sent.
  18. I know why this happens. We have the same problem at work. Bathroom gets cleaned and 30 minutes later the floor is all wet. The cause is.... Their guts are so big, they can't see it...and don't know where they're aiming......... Then leave some lengths of PVC pipe against the wall. they can either use it to direct the flow...or use it as a periscope to see where the thing is! :crackup:
  19. And he is the special guy who had my leather holders [for crutches] made, with "Aussie Annie" on them
  20. This young man will be a leader of the future....and a proud one!
  21. Yep, one door closes...another opens. All the best to both of you for future jobs
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