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The VR Riders were not only thrilled to find out that Elvis was still alive, but for them to be the first people to actually get to talk to him after all this time. His jumpsuit had gotten a bit worn it seemed, but the wiggle was still there. Elvis wanted to know where the VR riders were heading and he asked if he could ride along with someone. Beer 30 said sure, you can ride with me. Do you like Barbecue? Elvis says, Man I am from Memphis the home of the best barbecue. Beer 30 said, Well we are headed for Nashville and the place we are meeting at is called Hog Heaven. Have you ever eaten there Elvis? Elvis says, Man I been so many places, I do not recall for sure. But I will be glad to go with you, just tell people I am an Elvis Impersonator or something. I do not want to cause a big seen or any thing. So now the VR Riders are heading for Nashville, with Elvis riding on Beer 30's bike. They are probably 40 miles away from Nashville now. Beer 30 is asking about the rock stars that Elvis knew when R & R was just starting when suddenly....................................
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How about the second weekend in June? I do not get out of school until June 8th this school year. That makes it harder for us to come up on Friday, but we will be there either way. I am really good at setting tents up in the dark. This coming year though we will put our tent up closer to everyone else. We changed deodorants. Hehehehehe Yama Mama:7_2_104[1]:
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Thank you for posting that. Do they have the distillery tours during this event, too? I do not live that far away from there. Yama Mama:hurts:
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So once again the VR riders are looking for I -40 to head for Nashville. I wonder if any famous country singers could by some coincidence run into our group of wayward travelers. I mean what would the chances be of running into someone famous like Alan Jackson, Reba McIntire, or even George Jones. So finally we are heading down I-40 trying to find the M& E in Nashville. We stop to fill up our tanks, when a big unmarked Luxury Bus pulls up along side of our parked bike. Actually it was 5 identical buses. You do not mean it. I cannot be. Oh come one now, let's get real. As we try to sneak a peak through the dark windows of the big bus, the door starts to open and out walks.....................................
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A state trooper sirens blaring, lights flashing. He pulls up to our group of dazed VR riders. You all seen any Harley HOGS go by here? The VR riders looked at the trooper and said HOG riders? Nah, why you looking for them. The trooper said there is a state wide man hunt for the guy who kicked in The Donald's limo door. If you see them, give me a call. The VR riders said they sure would. Luckily, Beer 30 with his Pink Chaps, was in the restroom at the time. Just as the trooper was pulling away from the DQ rider lot, Beer 30 walks out. The VR riders tell him about the trooper. Beer says he hated to do it, but he better take his pink chaps off for now. As he was taking off his pink chaps, the door to the DQ swings open. Oh my, it was...........
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What is the farthest distance you have ridden in one day? We went 700 and something from Cincinnati, Ohio to a town called Williams, Iowa this past August. That was the longest for us. We were tired, but because we stop to stretch our legs usually about every 2 hours or so, we really were not sore. Just tired, especially from the strong winds on I-80. Yama Mama
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Beer 30 who is usually always a pretty peaceful man, became enraged and for some reason kicked The Donald's limo door with only the brut force that a man wearing pink chaps could do. Since most of us riders knew this was not a could decision for Beer 30 to have done, we got on our bikes and rode as fast as the roads would allow. We did not have time to GPS or even look at a map, we knew we were in big trouble. All we heard in the back ground was The Donald yelling" I will get you Harley Riders, I promise!" So we were moving at a pretty to clip and when we heard that, we sort of knew we would be ok. Except for Beer 30 and his obvious pink chaps that is. We decided to head for Knoxville and fast. We figure if the Donald had the police on our tail, they were looking for Harley Riders, so that was to our favor. We suddenly see a big sign that says...............................................
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The Trump Tower is in New York City, we are in Tennessee. Oops, I guess we let our minds wonder. Beer 30 said, I think if we are going to get to the M & E today, we need to have a plan and we had better think of it real quick. Beer 30 suggested we find the quickest way to get to 1-40 so we can get to Nashville before it is too late to get there for lunch. Everybody agreed he was right. Now all we have to do is figure out the quickest way. Should we ride to Knoxville and catch I-40 there? Beer 30 in his pink chaps, goes over to the Limo and knocks on Trumps limo window, Let's ask The Donald the best thing to do in our situation, who said...........................................
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This is scary and after our experience of riding out to Sturgis this year, basically all alone on the highway, I unfortunately can see how some one could disappear very easily. I will pray that they find him and find him alive. Yama Mama
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Thank you for posting this. I am sure we all remember exactly where we were and what we were doing at the time of the attacks. I never thought that something as catastrophic as that day could have ever occurred in our great nation. It was a real eye opener to say the least. I will pray for all those who died and those who were in the towers that day. And all the rescuers who died trying to save them. Yama Mama
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As we wait for the video to upload, let's get riding again to the M & E. The group of riders is growing larger hour by hour. We need to get one last look at Deal's Gap. Sleeperhawk's Mechanic finds another photo op and takes around 200 photos in a matter of minutes. We start filling up our tanks, so we can really get some good mileage and not have to stop for any more interruptions. We started heading out finally, got our directions in hand and then Beer 30 pulls in with the Beer Cart. He wants us to wait because he is pretty sure there will be another VR member pulling in soon. Guess who it was, It was..............................................
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:wel_ani3Tay: ALAN! How nice of you to join our group. We love Annie. Yama Mama:bighug:
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throwing it away in the dumpster. It of course caught fire immediately. Folks from miles around probably saw the explosion of flames as Paulies' cigar blew up the station dumpster. Things were flying in the air. We all looked at each other jumped on the bikes and got the heck out of Dodge. As we thought to ourselves, what the heck was Paulie doing pumping gas on Deal's Gap? Oh well, we have our directions now, let's take in a few more curves. Just then a crotch rocket flew by going at least 70. Wow, we thought what a crazy guy that was. What a minute was that really a guy? We headed out to try to follow the crazed rider. After a while we saw the same crotch rocket coming back up 129. This time the very tiny biker waved. I think she yelled I love your First Gens. I knew it, it was Mini Muffin. She pulled over on an overlook to chat for a minute. Mini said she was testing out this Yamaha for flb. We asked her if she knew about the M & E in Nashville. Mini said she would ride with us and go too. But she had to look for her identical twin brother, Howie. He was supposed to be riding on the Dragon today. We said, well when you find him, bring him along. So we took off again when suddenly, Aussie Annie says.................................
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Big pot hole. He climbed out using the chains. Boomer was back up on route 129. The Ghost of Twisties Past was gone. If Boomer could only find his Scotch bottle. He saw the rest of the Venture Riders who were waiting for him. Come on Boomer we are heading for the M & E in Nashville. We need to get moving, but first let's...............................
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right in front of the wheel of........................................
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Poured the bottle of scotch on the road. What a foolish Ghost. The Ghost of Twisties Past decided he was going to hide behind a tree and scare the first biker coming around the bend. He waited patiently with his devious plan. What will happen to the biker when this Ghost jumps out from no where and scare him, hopefully he will not react so much that he could drop his bike in the curve. The Ghost of Twisties Past waited patiently. He heard the sound of a bike coming closer, closer, closer. As the bike came around the tight curve, the Ghost of Twisties Past.................................
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Yes, it was the dreaded ghost of twisties past. The ghost that is always there when you least expect it. He was hiding in the ....................................
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We discovered the oil on the road. Could we get around safely without a mishap? Would we be part of the tree of shame? As we hit the first curve Killboy.com was there taking photos. When Dan saw the camera he immediately................
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As Dan put his glove on, he said "Let's Ride" so we all got on our bikes and headed for the Dragon. We were scraping our foot boards riding the curves. When we saw it, a semi truck on the dragon. Can we stop in time, oh no look out.....................
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I am glad there is a good ending to the story this time. Might have been a good warning to him to start wearing a helmet. Our son in law will not wear a helmet. He insisted our daughter wears one, and both Ron and I wear ours. He is 32 and really stubborn about it. Wants to look cool he says. I am concerned. Yama Mama
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Aussie Annie said "Do not be silly man, I am in a hurry to get to the Meet and Eat in Nashville!" Now which way do I go, I could be lost you know. I am from down under and everything here is going just the opposite from what I am used to. I think it is any way. Do I go west from here to get to there. Get the GPS out and lets be one our way. Just as they were looking at the GPS, another motorcycle was coming in the distance. It sounded like a set of drilled out RK's. Oh no I cannot believe it, why it was...........................
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I will but I could not get on that before either. I promise to keep trying. Life sure is interesting. Yama Mama
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Well then I have issues. Maybe it is because we are having thunderstorms tonight. Yama Mama
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Is anybody else having trouble getting on to Chat tonight? I was just wondering, this could mean I either have to go to bed early or watch television. Please advise, I am desperate. Yama Mama
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This bright light was what appeared to be Ruffy's 99 RSV with his LED lights he added. The lights glistened across the highway. I motioned for Ruffy to pull over so we could visit for a minute. He said he was in a hurry because he had an important appointment and he was late. I said, are you going to the Meet and Eat and he said something about if he survives the appointment. I thought this was really a strange answer. Who could his appointment be with and why was Ruffy in such a hurry. Just then I heard a helicopter over head. They had search lights shining on the roadway. They were searching for.................................................
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