Yama Mama

Happy Birthday EUSA! :Happy Birthday: YAMA MAMA:smile5:

That was very sweet. It is really nice for you to write about what she did. It show you too are really in love. What a great post! Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644

Oh yes, you are right there. We have his curiosity going now. He is thinking maybe I can sneak in the Watering Hole, and no one will know I am reading these posts. Our Members are loyal; you cannot deny that. So aren't you at least a little curious about why? I will let you know that this is a unique motorcycle group. There is no other group like this in my experience. We are faithful friends, even if we have not met before. Yes we become friends on this site. We have members all over the world. This website is a special place for all riders to come for what ever reason. I wish you would just read a little more, before you form an opinion. You can not have such a negative opinion, which you obviously do, if you have not experienced any thing at all on this site. I think you have been unfair in your criticism. But this is America, and that was your right to speak your mind, even if it was unfounded. I do wish you well, and hope you change your mind. Yama Mama

Welcome back to the continually, constant, continuing epic drama, As the Wheels Turn! So it seems many members of the VentureRiders have been receiving mysterious boxes from Guido Pizzini's World Wide Pizza Delivery. It also seems that Guido has many relatives who resemble Dan Akyroyd. Big Tom gets the call message from Bongobobny. Big Tom says Free Pizza, give me the number bro. Guido Pizzini says you want your free pizza with any toppings? Sure Big Tom says, put it all on there, except the anchovies! A few minutes later Big Tom's doorbell rings. Big Tom says to Taters, it cannot be the pizza already, or can it? Back in North Carolina, Mini is happily eating her New York pizza and thinking this is not bad. Of course, it is just killing her that she does not know what is in the mysterious package. Jeff, says Mini we just have to find out what is going on here. I want to open the package. Go get a knife, and Git R Done (They're in the South )! Mama is putting away the rest of the pizza. Cooper liked the crust. When her phone rings. Mama is thinking, may be Moped and I should have lived even farther off the road then we did. Mama gets her phone and it is Ruffy from Florida calling. Ruffy is one of Mama's best Naked Chat members. Ruffy says, Mama How do I get one of these pizza's everybody is getting? Mama wonders how Ruffy knows about this whole crazy goings on that are going on.. Mama tells Ruffy Guido Pizzini's number and tells him it should be free if you say you are a VR member. Ruffy is going to give it a try too. Mama is still more than concerned that Luigi Pizzini was very interested in Moped's RSV. And since they live way, way, way, off of the main road, it could more than likely be easily stolen in the dark, dark, night. Mama decides to go to bed. Cooper follows her. Wait Mama forgot to get on to the VR chat tonight to see who was on. She decides to take her laptop to bed and chat from there. First Mama makes sure all the doors are locked, and checks that the garage door is locked. She seems to forget about Luigi and the mysterious box while she gets on to the VR Naked Chat. Who could be on there tonight? Mama is excited to find it is Yammer Dan, Flyinfool, and GAwildKat. Cooper gets on the bed and doses off. He knows this could be hours! Ruffy calls the number, orders his pizza from Guido Pizzini, of course he mentions he is a VR member. Guido says, How many members you crazy people got anyway? Ruffy tells him over 13,000 who have registered. Guido says, OMG I am gonna go broke if this keeps up. Ruffy says, oh and no anchovies! Big Tom goes to the door. It is Payola Pizzini with his pizza. Big Tom is amazed how quickly the pizza arrived. Payola tells him I ride a Second Gen RSV! Here is your mysterious box! Keep it safe, do not let anyone know you have it, or you will not have to worry about eating anything again! Big Tom says. Not even Ice Cream? You got that right! Payola jumps on his RSV and rides off. His fedora sitting on his head did not budge an inch. Big Tom hands Taters the box and he takes the pizza. Taters cannot help herself, she shakes the box! She shakes the box again, but cannot tell what could be in the box. Big Tom is eating his pizza and does seem to care what is in the box. Taters says, Tom we have to find out what is in this box. I am going to call Bongobobny back to see if he and Becky opened theirs up. Big Tom continues chewing his pizza, you know Taters this could have used a little more sauce! Ok to sum up the goings on that are going on, we got a lot of VR members with mysterious boxes delivered by men who look like Dan Akyroyd. Will Muffinman and Mini-muffin be the first to open their box? Will Ruffy like his free pizza, or will he need extra sauce too? Will Mama forget about worrying about Luigi taking her RSV? This writer really does not have a clue, because I am not in control. Oh well , see you next time on, As the Wheels Turn, a revolving story of people who love to eat and ride, etc! Yama Mama:smile11:

this hole thing has made the pond monster reappear! It is not good to make the Pond Monster angry! Be ware, he is watching you, and you know who you are! Yama Mama

Rosalee is number 117 now! Yama Mama:smile5:

I hope you heal up well. I am so glad that you are here and able to tell us about it though. I am real sorry about your bike too. I can tell how much you loved it. Yama Mama

Congratulations on both achievements. You are a lucky man indeed! Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644

Welcome back readers! As we return to our story, Yama Mama hears that Mini-Muffin is riding with Muffinman to see Beer30 and Becky. Mama also hears that it seems Beer30 has a plan to surprise Freebird at the next MD! Oh readers, you have to admit this may be foolishness, but oh how exciting this all could be! Mini is riding around to see the conspirators face to face to plan Don's surprise. Mama hopes Mini keeps in touch, so she knows what the plan will be! Back in Western NewYork, Bongobobny and Becky are face to face with Guido's delivery man, or in this case his pick up man. The man behind the dark glasses, says you Bongobobny? Bongobobny says who's asking? I am here for the box, you got a box for me? Bongobobny says, Yeah I got a box for you! Here, I had it in a safe place. Would you tell Guido, next time he needs more sauce on the pizza. The man in the dark suit, black fedora and the dark rimmed shades walks away from Bongobobny's with the mysterious box. Bongobobny is a bit disappointed, to say the least, because now he will never know what was in the mysterious box. Becky says, Bongobobny you never answered your phone. Bongobobny looks at the caller ID and it was Guido Pizzini's number. What could Guido want now? Meanwhile, Yama Mama is heading for the front door. She has her 12 inch cast iron skillet by her side. As she opens the door, the large man in a black suit, with a black fedora and dark shades says, you Yama Mama? That is a really nice motorcycle you have parked in your garage. You drive that your self? Mama says, yes I am Yama Mama, and that is my husband's motorcycle. That a Harley? Mama says, no that is a Royal Star Venture, it is no Harley. Now Mama is getting worried, that this stranger could be here to take the bike. Moped her husband of many, many, years will kill her for letting this strange man in to begin with. This pizza is for you, from Guido Pizzini. Mama replys, but I never ordered a pizza. That is ok, it is for you. I am Guido's step brother, Luigi Pizzini. Guido wants to know if you would hold the box for him for a few days. Mama sets down her skillet, grabs the pizza. But I do not know Guido Pizzini, how does he know me? Guido knows a lot of people, Don't worry about it! Mama sets it down and grabs the mysterious box from the mysterious pizza delivery guy. Mama says how long do I have to hold on to this box? The Dan Akyroyd looking guy Luigi, says some one will be by to pick it up in a few days. Put it in a safe place for now. He steps back off Mama's porch. He goes over to look at the motorcycle in the garage again. Nice cassette player he says. He gets back into a pick up truck and pulls away from Mama's. Mama takes her pizza, her 12 inch cast iron skillet and the mysterious box to the kitchen. That box was very interesting. What could be inside of it. Oh well , Mama says, I am going to eat the pizza and the I will worry about the mysterious box later. Her faithful dog, Cooper sniffs the box, but decides he would rather sniff the pizza. Bongobobny calls Guido Pizzini back. Guido says, How come you no answer your phone when I called you? Well your pick up man was here for the box you had me keep for you, Bongobobny replys. Oh that is good, Guido says. Thank you for keeping it there for me. What you want for your next free pizza? What is going on Bongobobny thinks to him self. Why is Guido giving me these pizza's. Then he says to himself, self it is a free pizza, just shut up already. Bongobobny orders his pizza and decides, what ever is going on, he no longer cares as long as he gets his pizza. Bongobobny decides he will call Big Tom and Taters to tell them about the deal Guido is giving him on these pizzas. He knows his friend Big Tom loves to eat pizza too. He wonders if Guido delivers ice cream too. Back in Oberlin, Don and Aileen are still wondering about the Bull Whip in their groceries. Don decides he will call the grocery to see if they can tell him what is going on. Aileen checks the refrigerator for her box of wine that is chilling. The door bell rings, at the Nelson estate. Aileen looks out the front door and there on the porch is a UPS man with a box. Aileen takes the box and brings it into the kitchen. As she and Don look at the return address, it says Aussie Annie. Annie has sent a box from Australia. They are both so excited they forgot about the bull whip and start to open the box. Don says he will call the grocery later. When they open the box from Aussie Annie they see ...........................................! Mama is enjoying her pizza in her kitchen, in her house, that is way, way, way off the road. Cooper is pretty happy too. Of course, she is thinking about what could be in this box and why would this Guido Pizzini, of the World Wide Pizza delivery, bring her a pizza to begin with? None of this makes any sense, but isn't it great. Mama did not want to have to cook any how. And why was Guido's half brother, Luigi looking over our bike. What is he planning. Now Mama is really worried. What will Moped do when he gets home. Stay tuned folks! Will Mama finish her pizza and then open the mysterious box? Will Bongobobny get extra sauce on his pizza from Guido? What is in the box from Annie? Will more mysterious boxes be delivered to more VentureRider members? And if so what could there be inside the boxes? Tune in to "AS THE WHEELS TURN!" The story of people who like to eat as they ride, or ride to eat! Whatever! Yama Mama:YELLOW:

I voted mini! Rosalee sure is cute! Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644

Like mini says! I actually write this in my sleep, that way I do not waste any of my daytime plans! Yama Mama:Laugh:

This is to notify the readers of "As the Wheels Turn" (The story of people who like to eat!) that the writers are on strike! Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We will be back Monday morning. We have to rest our minds! heheheheheh See you Monday morning! Yama Mama:smile5:

Today is Moped and his wife's (me) 40th anniversary! I feel it is a really big accomplishment in this day and age. So I am proud to say, we have had many good times, a few bad, we have raised 3 children, and we have 2 grandchildren. We have built our home from clearing the wooded lot, to working side by side hammering the plywood on the floors and roof. Putting the shingles on together, and all the other hard work that goes with it. We have helped each other take care of our aging parents. We have been through it all. We still enjoy a nice motorcycle ride together in the country side. So thank you Ron for all the years; let's try for 50 together. Oh I forgot to say I still love you. Yama Mama

Happy Birthday Josh, Hope you have a happy day! Yama Mama:Laugh::Happy Birthday:

Fuzzy I am so sorry to hear about your brother's accident. He sounds like he was pretty fortunate in how God was watching over him. I will pray that his recovery goes well. Yama Mama

Ah yes it is Friday? I know you are thinking, do the writers of this foolishness take a break on the weekend?That is crazy talk I tell you! Meanwhile back in Western New York, Bongobobny and Becky are still contemplating opening the mysterious box that Guido's delivery guy left at the door. As Becky goes to get the scissors and packing tape. Bongobobny gets his box cutter out. He carefully slices the opening of the box. Very careful to not make it obvious that the box was tampered with in any way. As he is almost through the opening, he realizes there is another box in side of the larger box. Just as Bongobobny was ready to start opening the smaller box, there is knock at the front door. Bongobobny sets the box off of the table to check who is at the door. He tells Becky to look out the window. There is a large man standing there. He has on a black suit, sunglasses and is wearing a fedora. Becky tells Bongobobny what she sees. Bongobobny says, but we do not know Dan Aykroyd. Bongobobny tells Becky to tape the opening of the box back up, just in case this is one of Guido's men. As Bongobobny goes to the door, his cell phone rings......................................... Meanwhile, back at Yama Mama's house that sets way, way, way, off the road, a similar looking man is standing now rather impatiently at her front door, with what appears to be a pizza. Mama is thinking about how to handle this situation. She knows she is alone. She knows she has no money. But she know she likes pizza. What the heck answer the door. Just in case she grabs her 12 inch cast iron skillet. You just never know she says to her self. As she goes to open the door................... Back in Oberlin, Don and Aileen are going over their grocery receipt to find the cost of the bull whip, that somehow was in the grocery bag with the box of wine. Freebird says, Aileen this makes no sense. The bull whip is not on the receipt? Did you have a coupon for a free one or something? Aileen says no honey, I would remember that, don't you think? I cannot remember when I have read so much mysterious goings on, in a soap opera with no apparent point as this one. Please stay tuned to read the next episode Of As the Wheels Turn! Will Bongobobny and Becky answer the door? Who is calling Bongobobny's cell phone? Will Yama Mama answer her door? Does she get a free pizza or does she need to use her 12" cast iron skillet? Will Don and Aileen figure out how the bull whip wound up in the groceries? This and much more in our next episode about a group of people who live all over the world, ride their motorcycles and love to eat! Thanks for tuning in! Yama Mama:smile11:

Happy Birthday Rick! Have a wonderful Day! Yama Mama:smile5::Happy Birthday:

Happy Anniversary Lonna and Brad! Moped and I wish you both the best. You both are such wonderful people, it is a pleasure to know you. We wish you many more years of happiness together. Yama Mama and Moped

Mini-Muffin finally remembers that it was Squidley who she wanted to get in touch with about the Big Bird Caper. She was glad that Aussie Annie reminded her. She also plans to get in touch with his distant cousin Calamari, who works at a DQ in Michigan. Mini knows that they both will add a lot to the plans for Freebird's MD. Calamari looks a lot like Squidley only smaller! Bongobobny and Becky are at home staring at the mysterious box that was delivered to them by Guido Pizzini's pizza delivery boy. Of course, they are very curious about what could be in the box. Bob tells Becky, you know I could open that box and seal it back up. No one would know Becky. Becky agrees, The box is very heavy. Becky goes and looks for some packing tape and scissors. Mama is at home just thinking if what she can add to the plan for the next MD. Of course, she is the reporter for the Pond Monster at Freebirds, so she is thinking wouldn't it be great if she could get a photo next year of all the pond monsters and have it framed for Don and Aileen. She knows they would love it. Just then there is a knock on Mama's door. Mama is startled because she is home alone. Mama lives way, way, way off of the main road. Actually, no one has ever come back to her home before. She decides she will go peak through a side window to see who it could be. When she looks out the window she discovers, it is a man in a black suit,a fedora and sun glasses. She realizes she does not know Dan Aykroyd, so who could this be? There is another knock on the door, this time more forceful! Mama now sees that the man is holding a pizza. Mama thinks, I did not order a pizza, but it sure sounds good. And if she answers, will she like the pizza? Mama suddenly realizes she does not have any money at home. Will he take Master Card or Visa? Please stay tuned to our continuing saga. Will Mama answer the door? Will she like the pizza? Will Bob and Becky open Guido's mysterious box? For these and more unanswered questions, please come back again to AS THE WHEELS TURN, the story of people who love to eat! Brought to you today by, Stinky's Lube and Tube. Just around the corner and it tastes so good! Yama Mama:crackup::crackup:

Bongobobny asks Becky if she wants a pizza for dinner. Becky says of course. Bongobobny calls his friend Guido Pizzini's number, he tries to remember the number. All he knows is it is 1-800-YOU- GOOD. Guido answers, Bob orders his Pizza. Guido asks if Bob will hold a box for him when the pizza arrives. If he would, the pizza is free. Bob says sure. The pizza arrives shortly after that, Bob takes his pizza and is handed a box. The delivery guy says, keep good care of this. Someone will be coming to pick it up in a day or two. Do not tell anyone who gave it to you. Understand? Bob says sure, and goes and eats his free pizza. Big Tom is really busy with the International. He is so excited about all the special things he has planned. Craig and Kim are excited but they do not know why, because no one has told them much about what they will be doing with the Big Bird Caper. Mama is still looking for her black polish. She figures she might as well go buy a few bottles. These boots go all the way up. Mini-muffin is thinking and wondering, and thinking some more. She knows she has forgotten to get in touch with someone else. Who is it? Mini ponders! Meanwhile back in Oberlin, Don and Aileen are unpacking the groceries. Don says, Aileen I think you have bought enough boxes of wine. And why is there a bullwhip in with the groceries? Aileen looks at the bull whip and says, where did that come from? Tune in for the next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN, to find out where the bull whip came from. To find out what is in Bongobobny's mysterious box, and to just see what the heck else is going to happen in our stupid soap opera. Yama Mama