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  1. Yama Mama
    AS THE WHEELS TURN's Monday morning episode is brought to you today by, FlyinFools RUM BALLS. Take them to work for lunch on those really rough days. Offer them to your Boss and co workers! Monday's have never been so much fun. Remember folks, you have never had a rum ball until you have tried FlyinFool's RUM BALLS, available in FlyinFools Tent. As we rejoin our story, we return to Pasano's Pizza Parlor somewhere on the road to Oberlin. Our undercover compadre', Stephano AKA Bongobobny, has just taken the wire off of the coil of the delivery truck, to keep Guido and the delivery men at a standstill. He figures that the slower he goes the more he will know about the whereabouts of the stolen motorcycles. He remembers seeing a garage full of motorcycles on his way there. As Stephano returns to the table. Guido notices that his hands are all covered in black grease. Stephano explains, " Ah I went to wash my hands but they are out of soap!" Guido stares at him for a minute and says," Well wipe them on the tablecloth, they will never know!" Guido says, "Okay boys, we gotta go!" This trip is not going to well, and we have to deliver these mysterious boxes today!" So Guido and the boys, go out to the truck to get back on the to road. Stephano is told he should drive. Stephano turns the key and nothing happens. Guido looks at him. "Come on, no joking around Stephano!" Stephano tries again. Still nothing. Guido is not looking too happy now. What the #%@ is going on now? Back at the hospital, Yama Mama is looking at the photo that Moped brought to her of them on their beloved RSV. Moped says,"Mama you have got to try harder!" I cannot believe that you do not remember our bike!" Somebody stole it from our garage. Mama looks at Moped and says," Calm down there boy, I am on my happy pills!" "If you could just hold that thought, I am going to read my morning phoney newspaper!" "Which reminds me where is Dr. Kasey this morning?" Suddenly, in walk Dr. Kasey with another doctor. " Good Morning Mama, I want to introduce you to another one of my doctor friends, Dr. Killdare!" "Wow, don't you have any bad looking doctor's here!" Mama says," I may never get my memory back, but I will go down with a smile on my face!" Dr. Killdare says," Nice to meet you Mama, I am a surgeon too!" "Of course, I am not a real doctor, I only play one on TV!" Dr, Kasey interrupts, "Dr. Killdare, your show has been off the air for years too!" " Ah yes, says Dr. Kildare, but the sponsors are still paying me!" Moped cannot take any more. "Ok, I have had enough!" I need help for my wife and I need help now!" Sgt. Saturday, enters the room. " Mr. Mo Ped, we are trying our best to get the facts, nothing but the facts!" Moped, decides to leave the room before he punches his lights out! Mama says, "I know I do not have my memory, but I do seem to remember Moped's anger issues" Oh well, where were you guys?" I am all ears. "Oh I feel a draft, Could one of you please tie the back of my hospital gown?" Lt. Elliot Mess, evidently is gaining a lot of weight staying at the Nelson's. "Freebird, do you have an extra pair of some bigger pants for me to wear for now?" "I seem to be having a problem buttoning mine". "Hey tell me more about the pond monster." Freebird says,"Lt. Mess are you ever going to get back to the reason you are here?" "Remember we are waiting for the delivery truck with the mysterious boxes?" Lt. Mess looks a little embarrassed. "Why yes, Freebird of course, I just got off with deputy friend of mine" "He is on the case now" Who is this deputy that is on the case now? Will he be able to assist Lt. Mess with his investigation? Will Mama get her hospital gown tied? Tune in tomorrow for AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    Happy Birthday Marcarl! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!' YAMA MAMA:223:
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    Happy Birthday Jonas! I hope you have a wonderful day! Yama Mama:Happy Birthday:
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    Sorry about all the bad things happening to you. The only time I ever saw my Dad cry was when he has kidney stones. I know the pain is very bad. As far as the double vision, is it constant or does it come and go. It would seem like they could try you on a different medication so you do not suffer from that. Yama Mama
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    Now how do you know that for sure? May be you put on your wife's glasses? Yama Mama:smile5:
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    Oh my Gosh, it is the T.G.I.F. episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN. Brought to you today by our sponsor,The Camo Couch!Remember men, If she cannot see you; she cannot make you do anything! As we rejoin our group of mighty Ventureriders, we see Yama Mama reading a phoney newspaper. Sgt, Saturday enters Yama Mama's hospital room. Mama is still on her prescribed halucinogen medication. Somehow, things do not seem to be clear toYama Mama. She is seeing things that are just not right. It is like a step back into time. Sgt. Saturday says" hello Mama, I am here for the facts, nothing but the facts!" "Mama when you fell in your closet looking for your boots that go all the way up, did you see any sign that some one had tampered with anything in your closet?" Mama looks at Sgt. Saturday. "Who are you and why are you in my room?" Another doctor enters Mama's room," hello Yama Mama, I am Dr. Kasey!" "Yama Mama says, now you look familiar!" Dr. Kasey says," Yes, I was a big star way back in the 60's, and now I work here part time to make payments on my home that I cannot afford because I am now a has been!" Yama Mama says, " Nice to meet you Dr. Kasey, I find you very handsome in your scrub outfit, whoever you are!" Back at Pizano's Pizza Parlor we join Guido, Luigi and Stephano sitting at a table. Guido is speaking to his men. The waitress suddenly brings their order to the table. Here is your order. There is extra sauce. I 'll get your drinks! Guido looks at the pizza! "Hey you no tell me this was a Chicago pizza!" We only eat New York style!" "Hey what you expect, this is a Chicago Pizza Parlor, you no like, you no eat!" "Try it, I bet you like it!" So the guys try the Chicago pizza, even though it is against everything they believe in. "Hey Guido, this pizza is good!" Stephano AKA Bongobobny, is enjoying the pizza too, but he is also thinking, how am I going to continue this caper without getting caught? What will they do to him? He does not care at this point, all he knows is he has to help find his friend's motorcycles. Stephano gets an idea. He decides he is going to slow down this trip even more. He decides he is going to say he is going to the restroom, but instead he is going to take a part off the truck engine so it does not start. It has to be something inconspicuous so that no one notices. He decides he will pull of one of the wire off of the coil. Stephano returns to the table. Guido says,"Hey my brother Stephano, I thinka you forgot to wash your hands!" Stephano looks down at his hands and they are both full of grease. UH OH! Back at General Hospital, Sgt. Saturday continues his questioning of Yama Mama. "Mama Mame, do you remember your beloved motorcycle has been stolen by someone resembling this man?" Yama Mama looks at the photo. " No, I do not remember this man at all!" "But I do sort of remember Dr. Kasey!" Suddenly, Moped enters the room. "Mama you have to try harder to remember!" "Our RSV is missing!" Moped pulls out a photo hoping that the photo of their beloved motorcycle will stir up Mama's memory! Mama look at this picture! Yama Mama looks at the photo. "Wow, what a nice looking couple!" Do we know them? Well folks obviously things are not improving for Yama Mama! What will happen to Stephano now that he is caught red handed? Will this story ever move any faster? Tune in Monday morning, as the world awaits the next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama (This episode was written with a 17 month old boy on my lap, so I hope it makes some sense! No, actually I hope it does not make too much sense, so we can continue the same storyline!) See you next week!
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    We have 10 naked people in chat against their will! Yama Mama:smile5:
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    There is a crowd in Naked Chat, better come in now, or you will miss the fun! Yama Mama:Laugh:
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    We are in need of more people in Naked Chat. Do not be shy, we will not hurt you! Yama Mama
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    All naked people please come to chat, it is cold in here! Yama Mama:smile5:
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    Gee Bubber, I am so sorry about that situation. Were your wife's friends able to keep their eyes on their cards? May be next time come to naked chat when she does not have company. Just sayin! Yama Mama:Laugh:
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    Dan you were too late. Try again to night. We are having a formal naked chat. Black tie optional! Yama Mama:smile5:
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    Look up on the top blue line, to the right. I says VRChat Click on that! We are in Technical Chat right now! Yama Mama
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    Come to totally naked chat. We have almost a 100 members on there now. Ok I am a big liar. But come in anyway! Yama Mama:smile5:
  15. Yama Mama
    The Wednesday episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN is about to begin! Please make yourselves comfortable you are in for a bumpy ride. As we rejoin Bongobobny, he is dressed as a Blues Brother, in hopes that he will be accepted into Guido Pizzini's group of pick up men. He enters a restaurant named......... Pizano's. As he enters he sees Guido and Luigi sitting at a table. There are other men dressed like Blues Brothers in the restaurant. Bongobobny can not believe it. He has caught up with the delivery truck. As he walks in, he hears Guido yell, " Stefano, my brother, where you been?" Bongobobny turns and looks behind him, and realizes Guido is greeting him! Bongobobny replies," Guido, my friend, I have been just a looking for you!" Guido tells Stefano to have a seat at his table with Luigi. Meanwhile back in Southwestern Ohio, Mama is gazing into Dr. Hiney's eyes. At least she thinks it is Dr. Hiney. "Mama, he says, I am going to have the nurse give you a hallucinogen medication to try to stimulate your memory." "You many see things that seem strange to you, I will send in the nurse in a minute." Mama says,"I wish I could remember who Dr. Hiney reminds me of." Hello Ms Mama, I am your nurse, Betty Bedapan. Dr. Hiney, has ordered a new medicine for you. You may notice you see some strange things, but it is just the medication. Yama Mama takes the medication and waits to see what happens. Back in Oberlin, Freebird walks into the kitchen, there is Aileen baking away. She is covered in flour, which Freebird finds sort of exciting. "Dear, what are you doing in here?" Well Lt. Mess has eaten all the goodies that we had! "So I need too bake somethings, I wish he would just leave us alone!" Freebird is thinking looking at Aileen in the flour, the exact same thing. Back at Pizano's, Guido is discussing his plan with Luigi and Stefano. Guido says," I am trusting you both with this information." "If you let anyone know what I am planning, I guess you know your life will not be worth a dime." "When we finally get to Oberlin, we will leave the mysterious boxes at Freebird's, after that we will..........." After a few minutes, Mama not only does not know who she is, but she no longer cares! A woman walks into her room. As Mama looks up to see who it is. Mama looks at the woman. Mama I am the Hospital Administer, Ms Ima Turd. This bullwhip was delivered her to you. Shall I sit it by your bed? Mama says, "Bullwhip?. What is a bullwhip?" Oh the travesty of it all! What will happen next? Will Mama remember her love for bullwhips? Will Steffano find out Guido's plan? Will Freebird get Lt. Mess to leave the house? All this and more foolishness, in our next episode of everybody's favorite free soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN, the story of a group of people who love to ride to eat! Yama Mama (Thank you for your kind attention!)
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    Ron and I got to see her at the Grand Ole Opry quite a few years ago. I love the old time country music. Yama Mama
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    Uh Oh, it is Monday's edition of our continuing soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN! As you can see, things are not going well in southwestern Ohio. Moped is feeling very down. His beloved RSV is now missing, and Yama Mama is in away missing too. In the hospital, by her beside, he softly whispers in her ear," Mama, Mama, do you remember anything about the bike?" Mama's eyes suddenly open. Some how that voice is so familar to her. As she turns to see Moped's eyes gazing into hers, she softly says,"Who in the heck are you, and why are you in my room?" Mean while Bongobobny is still looking for the right pair of sunglasses. Hmmmm what are these? He thinks these look good. He looks in the mirror. Oh my God! Can it be? Bongobobny looks just like a Blues Brother. He is determined now to find Guido and his men. He knows now that he will be able to fake it as a member of his pick up men. Bongobobny knows now that he will be able to uncover the mystery of what is in the mysterious boxes and what Guido and his World Wide Pizza delivery is up too. But is he too late? Can he catch up with Guido. There is no time to ponder the thought he needs to be on his way now, and not a moment too soon either. Meanwhile back in Oberlin, Freebird is telling Elliot Mess about the folklore tail pond monster. Yes it is very strange, Aileen and I only have seen the pond monster during our MD day here in June. Lt. Mess is very interested in the tail of the pond monster, but decides heck I am hungry. Do you have any other goodies, while we wait to hear from Sgt. Saturday. Just then Lt. Mess gets a call? Back at the hospital, Mama has had to be restrained. Moped is in the hallway outside her room very distraught. How will he find his RSV, when Mama does not even recognize him. Dr. Semore Hiney explains. Mr. Mo Ped, amnesia can be temporary or may last a bit longer. We are not exactly sure when Yama Mama will be able to recognize you. We have to be patient now for her sake. http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSDhTlGNOzWSC63oYHr8trq-qKXU0Vlty2fPmItO-EqxJfOdsWaAYama Mama sees Dr. Hiney walk into the room. In her little confused mind she says, I love you! Good thing she was restrained. Who knows what could have happened. That is it for today folks. Please continue to return. Ratings are really important in this business you know. What will Dr. Semour Hiney do with Yama Mama's new found love for him? Will Bongobobny catch up with Guido and the delivery men? Will Freebird and Aileen have enough food to last until this entire caper is over? Tune into tomorrow for AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama
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    Welcome back faithful readers of our continuing amatuer soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN. As we go back to our story, Bongobobny has a plan. Bongobobny is online trying to find how to dress like a Blues Brother. "Becky, I found one that can be delivered tomorrow morning!" Yes, friends of ATWT, Bongobobny has decided to go undercover as a Blues Brother. "Becky, I just know this will work." "I will go undercover and become one of Guido's workers." Now Bongobobny will be able to find out what the plan is with all the mysterious boxes. Bongobobny thinks to himself. "Self, how will I ever catch up with the delivery truck headed for Freebird's?" He decides to call BIG TOM. Back in Southwestern Ohio, Moped who lives with Yama Mama way way way off the road, goes out to get the morning newspaper. Yama Mama is still in her closet looking for her leather boots that go all the way up. Moped reads the Phoney Newspaper and says, "What?" Moped rushes into the house, and finds Yama Mama lying below piles of clothes, wooden shelves and shoe boxes. Back on the road, somewhere between Western New York and Oberlin, Ohio, Guido and his henchmen are along the side of the road. Guido says," You are not the smartest man I have ever know Luigi!" "What did you think the RED LIGHT on the gauges meant? Luigi thinks for a minute and says, "that we are getting good mileage?" Guido slaps him in the face! Guido gets on his cell phone to call for help. But as luck would have it there was no signal in the area they were. So now, what will Guido do with his load of mysterious boxes? Back in Oberlin, Freebird and Aileen are running out of food and wine to entertain the FBI agents. Elliot Mess sees a sign by the Pond. Elliot asks what the sign means. Freebird tells him of the legend of the Pond Monster which only appears at the Maintenance Day events he has in June. Elliot Mess is fascinated with the possibility of actually getting to see the pond monster, but he has to go back to the reason he is in Oberlin. Freebird and Aileen are glad Elliot is getting back to working on the case of the missing First Gens and Second Gens. Besides they were running out of food. Well friends of our continually changing and earth shattering tale of food and adventure, what will happen next. Truthfully, we do not have a clue! Stay tuned and find out if Bongobobny gets his Blues Brothers outfit. Will Yama Mama be okay after she climbs out from under the rubble. Will Guido get help for his delivery truck some where on the road to Freebirds. For all this and more, tune into tomorrow for AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    What a wonderful trip you obviously had. I am very happy you made it home safely, however I am so darn jealous of all you did. You know women have envy issues, and this one was mine. That would be my dream trip for sure, you are a very lucky guy. Maybe next time your wife will be able to go too. Yama Mama
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    Welcome to the continuing soap opera, AS THE WHEEL TURNS! As we join our group of characters, Guido Pizzini has finished loading the mysterious boxes into the truck. Guido told Sargent Saturday that he does remember someone who looks sort of similar to the artist sketch of the possible thief who took Yama Mama's RSV. Guido told him, he thinks he lives somewhere in Western New York, but then again he was not sure. Sgt. Saturday says thank you, and good luck with your delivery. Little did Sgt. Friday know, but he was standing within 15 feet of the group of Guido's pick up men. Oh the injustice of it all!http://www.latimes.com/includes/projects/hollywood/portraits/jack_webb.jpg Yama Mama is completely exhausted. She has not been able to sleep since the day the RSV was stolen. Just then Moped, comes into the house. "Mama, have you had some work done to the bike?" "It seems to not be in the Garage!" Mama does not reply quickly. She realizes she is going to have to let Moped know the truth about what happened, but how should she start? May be she should call Sargent Saturday, to see if he has any facts, just the facts. Mama thinks way get Moped more upset, if Sargent Saturday has found the RSV? It made sense to her. Back in Oberlin, the FBI is setting up their plan on how to capture the delivery truck when it arrives. Aileen is wishing, Freebird had let her buy the other box of wine. Freebird is wondering if he should mention the Bull whip that was in their groceries. The inspector, Elliot Mess has never had such a good time, as he has had setting up this sting. " Ms Aileen, what Month is this box of wine?" Aileen says, " I think it was June, but I could be wrong." Would you like Freebird to play his guitar for you?" Back at Bongobobny's, he is still feeling bad about all the craziness that has occurred since his free pizza caper started. He knows that so many of his friends have lost their bikes. He is thinking to himself, "Self, how can I help the police to find these First Gens and Second Gens that have been taken from my VR friends?" He decides to sit down and think! He gets an idea. He is going to order another pizza from Guido, and this time when the mysterious box is delivered he is going to open it right away. Good job Bongobobny! Back at Mama's house, way way way off the road, Mama has a plan too. Mama decides this is a good opportunity to find her leather boots that go all the way up! Moped finds Mama in her closet. "Mama where is the RSV?" "Uh, just a minute Moped, I am looking for my leather boots that go all the way up!" " Have you seen my large bull whip anywhere?" "Moped is getting a little upset, since Mama is obviously avoiding the subject of the RSV. He ponders, what is Mama up too? Well, folks.................What is Mama up too? Will Freebird play his guitar? Will Bongobobny think of a plan to help find his VR friends bikes? What will Sgt. Friday do next? These and more questions, may be answered, but probably not since this story has to roll on until next year, on our continuing episodes of AS THE WHEELS TURN!
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    Oh okay if I must I will take the automatic, beggars cannot be choosers. Yama Mama:smile5:
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    I saw the comment about the 5 year old Corvette. My whole life I have wanted a Corvette. I do know where there is a 63 convertible setting in a garage near us with piles of junk sitting on the trunk lid. About ten years ago we stopped out of curiosity to see what the story was. We were told as far as they know it just has a leak in the radiator. So I wait, patiently for the right time to approach them. Maybe someday. Ah it probably is an automatic anyway. Yama Mama http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnYghfyf6Qb17RoQzjvKxXTsE0F071If3FE1S7V0DQyLdAje-Y0Q
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    I am glad you both are ok. At least it wasn't a big locust tree that fell on you. Yama Mama
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    This could be a crisis situation. Mini Muffin has to write this next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN. If our computers are all down, I will more than likely go into withdrawal symptoms. Does any one know of some sort of a support group for this ailment? Oh I am green! Yama Mamahttp://images.cdn2.inmagine.com/168nwm/iris/escollection-001/ptg01506057.jpg
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    :happy65:Happy Birthday Guys! Have a wonderful day! Yama Mama:Happy Birthday:
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