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  1. Yama Mama
    Welcome faithful readers of our little amateur soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN! Brought to you today by the Popiel's Pocket Fisherman. Folks when you suddenly get the urge to toss out a line to catch dinner, you can pull out this handy dandy fishing reel. It is so small it fits in your glove compartment. Remember Folks you can catch a big one, with a little one! As we return, the highway is congested with motorcyles of all kinds. Deputy Pief is in the middle of the congestion. He gets a call from Lt. Mess who is headed the opposite direction. Lt. Mess asks Deputy Pief how the caper is going? Deputy Pief suddenly slams on the brakes and avoids hitting the delivery truck in front of him. Little does he know it is the Pizzini truck he is supposed to be following. The truck pulls off the road, after hearing the squealing brakes of the deputy. Back with Yama Mama and Marko, Marko is shooting the breeze with Richardo Pizzini while Mama is checking out the motorcycles in the garage. Mama gets an idea. She is going to call Ricardo into the garage and some how hit him over the head. Then Marko and her and take back Moped's RSV. But how will she get Marko's attention? Mama says in her most alluring voice, Oh Richardo, can you come in here a second. I need some help with my button. Richardo looks and says, Hey what are you doing in here any way. Mama motions to Marko to hit Richardo over the head with anything he can find. Marko picks up a Nerf baseball bat. Mama motions a no. Bad choice. Marko then pick up a large open end wrench. Mama waves an okay! Down goes Richardo. Now how to get in touch with Sgt. Saturday. Finally the pizza delivery man is at the door of Becky. Lt. Columba goes to the door. Well Hello young man. How much do I owe you? That will be $10.00 sir. Thank you young man, oh by the way I love your outfit. What would you call an outfit like that? It is sort of like the Blues Brothers isn't it. Yes, sir it is. Well I have to go now! Uh hold on there young man, I am trying to figure out why you are dressed like a blues brother. Oh by the way would you like to join us for some pizza. Oh no sir, I have to get back to the store for more deliveries. Enjoy you pizza. Hold on there son, I am Lt. Columba, as he shows the boy his ID. I need you to come in and sit down; I have some questions to ask you about your boss, Guido Pizzini. The delivery boy looks a bit shocked but does what Lt. Columba asks him to do. Becky has the table all set for their lunch. Mean while Guido, Luigi, Stefano and Calamari step out of the van. Deputy Pief gets off of his government issued motorcycle. Now just a minute there fellas, where do you think you are a going? I have never seen a more suspicious group of people in my years of law enforcement. You in the middle, what is your name? Stefano aka Bongobobny tells Deputy Pief his name and gives him a wink. Deputy Pief gets his bullet out of his pocket as his hand is obviously shaking as he loads his revolver. Will Deputy Pief make an arrest for the first time in his career? Will Mama locate Sgt, Saturday and return the stolen RSV's to their right full owners? Will Richard stay down for the count after the blow to his head? Tune in tomorrow. When we rejoin the next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN. Yama Mama:smile11:
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    That was beautiful Boomer. I am so sorry to hear about your loss. A dog's love is unconditional as you have said. There is nothing to compare to that special friendship that you have shared with that special pet. I hope your pain eases as the days go by. I too have known that feeling. Take care Boomer, we are all thinking of you. Yama Mama
  3. Yama Mama
    This is Fridays edition of AS THE WHEELS TURN. The continuing story of VentureRiders who have been taken for a ride. Back to the story. As we join Moped he is now riding a 350 Honda following A guy on a Cushman scooter. The is also a bunch of bikers following behind them who are mad that Calamari was not there to dish their ice cream. In front of them is Deputy Pief who is riding his government assigned vintage motorcycle including a sidecar. Deputy was told to follow Guido, Luigi, Stefano and Calamari who are now back in their semi dependable delivery truck heading for Oberlin, Ohio. Mean while Lt. Mess is coming the opposite direction heading towards all of the characters mentioned before. Mama and Marko are standing in front of the garage full of motorcycles, which Mama had determined could be the VentureRider bikes that were stolen by the Pizzini's. Mama gets an idea. Would you happened to have been a delivery man for Guido Pizzini? Why do you ask? Well your outfit looks familiar for one thing. Marko says you know your outfit looks really familiar to me too. What is you name? Marko says, I am known as Marko because I do not remember my real name. What is your name? I am Ricardo Pizzini. You know you do look familiar. But all of us Pizzini's look the similar. May be it is our complexions. While Marko and Richardo are conversing, Mama sneaks into the big garage to see if she can find Moped's RSV. Sure enough there it is. And here is Ruffy's and all the other's stolen bikes. Mama tries to signal to Marko to keep Ricardo's attention while she sneaks around some more. Deputy Pief is closing in on the Guido Men, He thinks, I wish I had brought more than one bullet. He calls Lt. Mess for backup and tells him to bring more ammo just in case. Mean while back in Western New York, Lt. Columba is getting ready to leave Bongobobny's and Becky's home. Well thank you Miss Becky Mame, you certainly have been a great deal of help. One last questions. Have you ever seen men walking around this area dressed like Blues Brothers before? Becky says no she only know the man that delivered the pizza and the mysterious box. Lt. Columba says you know I am kinda of hungry Ms Becky Mame. How about we order a pizza? Becky says ok, because she never likes to eat by herself. Lt. Columba calls Guido Pizzini's World Wide Pizza Delivery. I need a large pizza with extra sauce. How long will that be? Possibly in 20 minutes, Ok thank you sir. Lt. Columba tells Becky his plan. He is getting the pizza for Becky, but he wants to question the delivery guy too. Tune in Monday Morning, for the rest of the story of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Will Ricardo catch Mama sneaking around the stolen bikes? Will Moped catch up with the Village People Wanabe on the Cushman? Will Deputy Pief get to use his bullet? See you Monday Morning! Yama Mama:smile5:
  4. Yama Mama
    That is wonderful news! I hope he continues to do well. Yama Mama
  5. Yama Mama
    Oddly enough, the last time when we visited our daughter in Missouri, we ate at Oklahoma Joe's which was in Kansas. I am confused. Yama Mama
  6. Yama Mama
    Good Idea Jeff! We will try for naked and then maybe rum balls to seal the deal! Yama Mama:Laugh::Laugh:
  7. Yama Mama
    Welcome faithful readers of the ongoing saga of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Brought to you today by our friends at SEAFOAM. Remember folks if it ain't working right, Foam it up! As we join are story, Moped is reading the latest phoney newspaper article. Moped cannot believe what has happened. And he still is very upset about the loss of his beloved RSV. He decides he is going to join in on the chase to find Yama Mama. Trouble is which vehicle should he drive. He still has his old 350 Honda in the garage. He decides he will ride it, since he is the only one on the bike it should be okay. Meanwhile, Meanwhile, at the DQ the bikers are waiting to be waited on for their ice cream orders. The leader of the bikers, Juan Percent says, lets go boys, I think I see Calamari riding down the road. Let's get them! Saddle up! The roar of their bikes was so loud that passer bys were startled. Yama Mama and Marko are trying to figure out a lot of things at this point. Mama feels something in her Nurse Catchit's scrub uniform. Hey Marko there is something in my pocket! Mama reaches in and there much to her surprise was a wad of money. She pulls it out and counts it. The is fifty bucks here. Thank goodness. We can get some gas and eat now, or is it eat and get some gas. What ever it is, Mama and Marko are feeling a little better for now that they have some money. The only problem is they are not sure where they are headed. They ride for hours after eating. On the road, they drive by a large garage that is setting way back off of the highway. Mama glances inside the large sliding doors and spots a large number of motorcycles setting in side. Mama tells Marko that they should stop and go check this out. Marko the old Harley up to the doors. All of a sudden an man approaches them. Hey what do you want? Mama says we were just riding by and we saw all these motocycles that you have stored here. We were just wondering what was going on. The man dressed in a blues brothers outfit says, I am a collector of motorcycles, now get out of here before I call the cops. Mama looks at Marko, Marko looks at Mama and............................ Meanwhile, Moped is heading down the road on his old 350 Honda. He is not sure where he is going. He decides to just go back his natural instinct. He sees a man up ahead that is riding an old cushman scooter. He decides to follow him and see where he is headed. Please join us tomorrow for AS THE WHEELS TURN! What will Mama and Marko do now, will this stir up some memory for them? Will any one catch anyone in this chase across the country? You will have to wait and see. We have to stretch this story out until next June, so bear with us. Yama Mama:smile11:
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    That is a great plan Bob. I am so happy for you that you finally get to retire. I hope you and Becky have a lot of fun in the Black Hills. Maybe go check out the Badlands too. It is one of my favorite places in the country. Oh and ride safe too. Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644
  9. Yama Mama
    Here in the greater Cincinnati area, one of the most well known Barbeque places is Montgomery Inn. Ron likes their sauce. It was supposedly Bob Hope's favorite one. Of course, he probably ate there for free. Yama Mama
  10. Yama Mama
    No but I bought 2 bottles of their sauce. Yama Mama
  11. Yama Mama
    I was just in Kansas City, Mo and tried out some of their barbeque, which was delicious. What is everyone here's favorite barbeque sauce and is it pig or cow? I know people like the rubs as opposed to sauce, but whatever let us know. http://photos1-cdn.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP307/k3072891.jpg Yama Mama
  12. Yama Mama
    Good Morning AS THE WHEELS TURN readers! It is Tuesday and another episode of the world's lowest budget soap opera. As we join our cast of goof balls, we find Sgt. Saturday reading the morning phoney newspaper. Sgt. Saturday immediately calls Lt. Mess in Oberlin to inform him of the latest news. Lt. Mess says he was leaving there today to retrace the route of the delivery truck. He told Sgt. Saturday that he has his friend Deputy B. Pief on the case and he should be hearing from him soon. Meanwhile Marko, who is dressed as Dr. Kasey is pushing Yama Mama in a wheelchair out of the hospital. Mama has on nurse Catchit's scrubs and is covered in a blanket. As they get to the exit of the hospital a security guard stops them. He asks who they are and where they are going. Marko tells him that he is Dr. Kasey and he is taking his patient out to get some fresh air. The security guard believes him and out they go. Marko says, Mama we need some wheels to escape. Mama looks around and sees a motorcycle parked in the parking lot. It is an old pan head Harley. Mama says lets see if we can get this started. Marko tries to kick start the bike and after he is almost out of breath gets it running. Mama says hop on and lets get out of here, we have to get on the road. Marko says but where are we going? and Do I know how to drive a motorcycle? Deputy Pief decides he should carry a gun since this is an important caper. He also decides he should ride his motorcycle with the sidecar to catch the Guido gang . Deputy Pief hits the road to chase the delivery truck. He decides he really could use an ice cream. So when he sees the DQ, naturally he decides to stop. As he enters the DQ, he realizes there is something going on. He pulls his gun and tells everybody, REACH FOR THE S KY! Guido, Luigi, Stephano, Calamari and Skid have their hands in the air. Now Deputy Pief has to decide who are these people and why are they here. Well folks that is it for today! Please tune in tomorrow when we answer the questions: Will Deputy Pief figure out what is going on? Will we figure out what is going on? Will Yama Mama and Marko figure out how to ride the bike? Tune in tomorrow for AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama
  13. Yama Mama
    Welcome to the Friday morning version of AS THE WHEELS TURN! When we last left our story, Yama Mama and the Pick Up Guy were having a discussion of cooking shows in their room they are sharing in the hospital. Mama says, what should I call you since you do not know who you are? The Pick Up Guy says, How about Marko? Ok Marko, I think you and I should escape this joint. What do you think? When Nurse Catchit comes in you distract her, and I will tie her up with this IV tubing. Marko says, what about me? When Dr. Kasey comes in, I will take care of him. When we have them both tied up we will escape this joint. Marko says but where will we go? We need a vehicle of some sort to get away from here. Just then Nurse Catchit enters the room with Marko and Mama's hallucinigenic medication for the day. Marko says, Nurse Catchit could you come over here for just a minute. Mama comes behind Nurse Catchit with the IV tubing and ............... Meanwhile back at Bongobobny's. Lt. Columba is still drilling Becky with questions. Ms Becky mame, what did you put in this sauce? My wife would really love this. Becky says, Lt. Columba, why can you not stay on task? We will never find m y husband, as long as you keep getting off the subject. Lt. Columba says, I am very sorry Ms Becky Mame, can you please forgive me. Now when Bongobobny got his Blues Brothers outfit, what did he say he was going to do next? Becky said well he was planning to go find Guido Pizzini and his delivery truck on their way to Oberlin, Ohio. Lt. Columba says, delivery truck? Mean while Marko and Mama have tied up Nurse Catchit with IV tubing. Mama plans to trick Dr. Kasey next. Mama gets on her call button, and says, Dr. Kasey I think I remember something, could you please come to my room for just a minute? Please join of next week, when we see what Mama has in store for Dr. Kasey. Will Nurse Catchit be able to escape the IV tubing? Will Lt. Columba figure out where Bongobobny is ? Tune in Next week when AS THE WHEELS returns for more pure excitement and total lunacy. Yama Mama
  14. Yama Mama
    Happy Birthday Dano! And Many Many More! Yama Mama:Happy Birthday::Happy Birthday:
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    Happy Birthday B2Mom! Yama Mama :Happy Birthday:
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    Have fun in you know where bj! I thought we might be going there but it did not happen again. Just think I am half way there right now. At least I was closer than last year. Have fun! Yama Mama
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    Our Daughter and Grandson and I are visiting our other daughter and granddaughter in Kansas City, Mo. It has been very dry and no real rain in months. There was a storm last night and it is still raining this morning. Thank goodness. It is a little too late I am afraid for the farmers. I hope the air quality improves too. We will be heading home on Saturday. On the way here, I saw a lot of bikes on trailers heading to you know where on I-70. Yama Mama:smile5:
  18. Yama Mama
    Welcome to Wednesday version of AS THE WHEELS TURN. As we join our story today we find Guido, Luigi, and Stephano AKA Bongobobny tied up together with fuzzy handcuffs. Calamari who shall we say walks a different walk, and talks a different talk has entered the storage room. "If you guys want to be released from here you need to cooperate." " I need to know about the mysterious boxes!" "Now if you let me know what is inside the boxes, I may consider letting you go". " So, what is your choice?" "Guido says, why should we trust you?" I may if you give us some ice cream. "Calamari says, " "Ok, how about three Blizzards, and then we will talk!" Meanwhile back at the hospital in southwestern Ohio, Yama Mama is more confused than usual. As she stares at her new roommate who is resembles an Egyptian mummy, she wonders who he is and why is he in her room. Dr. Kasey enters the room. Well Mama, how are you feeling today? Mama says, " I think I can remember some things, but I am not sure that they are real or it is my imagination. Dr. Kasey says,"Well this is good Mama, that is a beginning!" " Dr. who is the dude in the mummy costume?" " We are not sure, he has amnesia too!" Mama says, " So you have two people in one room who do not know who they are and why they are here." "You know this could be a soap opera." How ironic. Suddenly, the mummy mumbles. He wants to know where he is, and also if he could have another pizza with extra sauce. Who could this be? Back in Western New York, Lt. Columba, is scanning through Becky's photo's of Bongobobny. "So this is your husband?" "He looks like a very nice gentleman." Ms Becky Mame, when did you last see Bongobobny. Becky says, " He just had gotten a box delivered with his Blues Brother outfit!" Lt. Columba says, "Blue Brothers?" "You mean like the movie?" Please join us tomorrow as we join for the continuing story of AS THE WHEELS TURN. When we may answer the questions about the mysterious boxes, why Calamari walks a little differently, and why we started this silly soap opera anyhow. See you tomorrow. Yama Mama:smile11:
  19. Yama Mama
    It is early Monday morning, and welcome to our continuing soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN! A lot of strange things have been taking place recently. Let's join Lt. Columba as he continues his investigation of where Bongobobny as gone. As we start our story today, Lt. Columba is about to ask Becky more questions. Ms Becky Mam, when your husband was last seen, had he been discussing with you any concerns that he may be contemplating? Becky answers, " Well yes, he is a VentureRider member and many of his friends' motorcycles have been stolen lately by men who are dressed as Blues Brothers. Columba writes all this information down in his notebook. "Ms Becky Mame, this is very strange indeed!" "You mean these men who allegedly stole these motorcycles are dressed to look like Dan Akroyd? Becky says," Bongobobny has a friend, Guido Pizzini, who owns the World Wide Pizza Delivery. He called him to order a pizza and Guido said the pizza is free if Bongobobny agrees to keep a mysterious box here until a pick up man come to get in a few days. So Bongobobny said sure, because he loves free pizza. Lt. Columba, says" Of course mame, why wouldn't anybody do the same thing?" So did you keep the box for Guido?" "Oh yes, Becky says!" Lt Columba is looking down at his tablet, when Becky adds one more thing. "The pick up man looked like this photo." "My Gosh Mame!" " You mean Dan Akroyd the famous movie star has stolen these motorcycles?" Mame could I trouble you for some coffee?" "This is very confusing, I need to sit down a minute!" Meanwhile back at the hospital in Southwestern Ohio, Dr. Ben Kasey is checking on Yama Mama this morning. "Mama how are you feeling today?" "Do you remember anything as yet?" Yama Mama thinks very hard and says, No she remembers nothing. Just then a nurse comes in the room. "Dr. Kasey, we have a new patient being admitted." He also has amnesia. "Do you want him to be in the room with Yama Mama?" "Why yes Nurse Crackjett, that would be a very good idea." Yama Mama says," You mean I am getting a cell mate?" Dr. Kasey says, You do not mind if be put a male patient in your room do you?" Mama thinks, hmmmmmmmmmm. Just then Moped walks in the room. Dr. Kasey how is Mama today? Dr. Kasey says," it is my belief that this amnesia is only temporary." "I believe that in the very near future, something will trigger Mama's memory and she will be back to normal." Moped is obviously encouraged by Dr. Kasey's remarks. Just then a stretcher is entering Mama's room. Mama looks over at her new roomy. Mama says now I know I do not know this guy! Tune in tomorrow, When Mama says," My hospital gown is untied again!" Will Lt. Columba continue drilling Becky for imformation?" We will see you tomorrow for the next episode of "AS THE WHEELS TURN!" Yama Mama:smile11:
  20. Yama Mama
    Thank you Don! Last night I thought I was on Naked chat, but it turned out I was just talking to Moped. Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644
  21. Yama Mama
    I am glad that you had a great time. Rest up and think of the nice memories. One thing is for sure you did not get to ride too far to this one. You are just a social butterfly now! Yama Mama
  22. Yama Mama
    You know you should never tell you real age. But I do not think I can hide it, I am 63. It is better than the alternative. Yama Mama:smile5:
  23. Yama Mama
    Happy Birthday Mamamo! Have a wonderful day! Yama Mama:smile5:
  24. Yama Mama
    Welcome back faithful followers of the continuing soap opera written by shear amatuers. As we join our story today, the phoney newspaper has just hit the stands. Lt. Columbo is at Becky's front door. "Good Morning Mame", I am here just to ask some questions." Oh. I see you have a beautiful bookshelf!" Oh may I ask mame, where you bought that?" "My wife would love that!" Becky is staring at Lt. Columbo wondering what his problem is. All she wants to know is where her husband Bongobobny is? Lt. Columba says," Ms Becky is this oak wood would you say?" "Do you mind if I take a photo of it?" Back in Oberlin, Ohio Lt. Mess has contacted Deputy Barney Pief. Lt. Mess says,"Barn I have a special assignment for you if you choose to take it. We have a ring of motorcycle thieves located near your area. Would you be willing to help me out. Barney says," Well sure, so you think I am pretty good huh Elliot!" Elliot says,"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Barn I think you are an A 1 deputy. Okay Barney says,"What do I need to do?" Lt. Mess explains the situation to Deputy Pief.Deputy Pief gets his motorcycle ready to chase the Guido gang. Back at the hospital, Dr. Killdare is helping Yama Mama with her hospital gown. Yama Mama is so happy to have Dr. Killdare make her feel so much more comfortable. Somehow, he seems to look familiar too. While Dr. Killdare is tying Mama's gown, he notices a bull whip in her bed. "Mama why do you have a bullwhip in your bed, no wonder you are uncomfortable!" "You know I wondered why that was in my bed. Dr. Killdare had a few hallucinations too, but went back to Dr. Kasey's side. Thank you for joining us today. Please comeback tomorrow when we will ask, Will Lt. Columba find out where Bongobobny has gone? Will Mama keep her hospital gown tied? Will Deputy Pief be able to track down Guido and his Men? Thanks for joining us for another episode of "AS THE WHEELS TURN!" Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
  25. Yama Mama
    Happy Birthday Big Tom! I hope you get to eat your fill of ice cream!:Happy Birthday: YAMA MAMA:smile5:
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