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you can pretty much tell that there is really no reason for this to......................................... Yama Mama:smile5:
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Rosalee is so cute Margaret. I voted for her. Can I vote more than once? Yama Mama
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Good morning VentureRiders! It is once again time to create another episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN! When we last left Mama's house, Aussie Annie and Quickstep had made a surprise visit. Annie has promised to teach Yama Mama how to use the Bull Whip. When Mama got up the next morning she reminded Annie about her promise. Annie said, Now calm down Mama you need to get dressed in the appropriate Bull Whipping gear. Do you happen to have leather chaps, leather boots, and a leather vest? Mama says, Well yeah! Mama goes to find her leathers. While Mama is gone doing that, Marko is getting up too. As he enters the kitchen for some coffee, Annie says Good Morning Mate. How are you on this fine morning? Marko says he is good and wondered what was going on today. Annie tells him she is about to work with Yama Mama on learning how to use a Bull Whip. Marko says he would like to learn how to use one too. Back on the scooter, Calamari and Bongobobny are still on their way to the airport. Bongobobny says, Calamari what airport are you heading for? I think we are way out of our way to find it. Calamari acted like he did not hear Bongobobny and keep riding. Calamari sees a Dairy Queen up a head. He knows Bongobobny cannot resist ice cream. So he decides to stop there to get some ice cream, that should pacify Bongobobny for a while. Bongobobny is wondering what Calamari is up to, but right now he will just eat the ice cream and worry about it later. Meanwhile back at Bongobobny's home, Becky hears the doorbell. As she goes to see who is at the door, she wonders if it is someone who has some information about the whereabouts of her husband. As she goes to the door, she sees a man standing there holding a large box. Becky thinks Oh no, not another box to worry about. Should she answer the door or pretend she is not home? Meanwhile, Yama Mama has found her leathers and comes out to the kitchen to see Annie. Marko sees Mama and says, Wow you sure look good in your leathers Mama! Mama thanks Marko and says, lets get started Annie. Annie pulls out this beautiful Dark leather Bull Whip that she brought from Australia. Mama is beside herself with excitement. Just then Moped comes in the kitchen. What in the world are you guys doing now? Obviously, Moped does not like Bull Whips like Mama does. Annie says lets go outside Mama and I will show you how to use this thing! Marko decides he is going to go out too. Marko is thinking to him self. I need to be able to use a cell phone to call my friends. Marko is actually a spy from the Venturers Motorcycle group. He is supposed to be spying on the VentureRiders to see how their group is so much better than the Venturers. He needs to come to one of the many get togethers that the VentureRiders have across the country. But right now, he is going to learn how to use a Bull Whip and enjoy himself. Join us again tomorrow! How will Mama do with her Bull Whip lessons? Will Marko be able to reach the Venturer Group to let them know where he is? Will Becky decide to answer the door to see who is holding the mysterious box? Yama Mama
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Yes I think it is a motivation day for projects left unfinished. I started on a counted cross stitch project for our granddaughter months ago. Ella keeps asking about it, so I guess I will get back in the mood to sew. However, the rain just stopped for a while, I guess I will go pull weeds! Do not tell Ella! Yama Mama
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The Japanese engineers obviously designed the cassette for a good reason, which is............................... Yama Mama:smile5:
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We finally have rain. I will not complain because I know some of our friends down South have had a very hard time from Isaac. I hope things improve for you folks and pray you are all surviving. We are listening to the weather people, who sort of ruined our Saturday. We believed them so we did not go to the Rabbit Hash event we always ride to. It did not rain until 8 or 9 PM. We could have gone. Yesterday we caged it to an event across town. It rained going there, but when we got there it was fine. Today so far it is solid rain. So we have to wait and see. Oh well there is always next year. But I admit I am selfish and want to ride really bad. Yama Mama:smile11:
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Out of that large piece of................... Yama Mama:smile5:
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becoming overcome from the........ Yama Mama:smile5:
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and a large gas mask which will cause you too...... Yama Mama:smile5:
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blew huge bubbles in the air causing...... Yama Mama
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Meanwhile, Taters says................................................ Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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It is the T.G.I F. edition of our own little soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN! There are so many things going on at this point, I am not sure which direction to go. Let's start back at Mama's and Moped's, where Aussie Annie and Quickstep have shown up for a surprise visit. Mama says Annie I can not believe you came all the way over to America to help all of us out! Why sure I read where someone was stealing your lovely bikes and I said to Quickstep we need to go to help our friends. Mama says well why were you shooting at us on our driveway way way way off the road? Annie says oh I really was not shooting at you. Those were just warning shots in case I needed to shoot you once you got closer. Then when you got real close I was going to pull out my bull whip. Mama says Bull Whip! Could you teach me how to use one of those Annie? Why of course I can Mama! Let's start in the morning. Me and Quickstep are sort of beat from our journey. Oh by the way who is Marko? He does not look at all familiar to me. Meanwhile back in Oberlin, Freebird and Eileen are even more curious about the shipment of mysterious boxes setting in their out building. Eileen says, this says do not touch or shake. In the event of an explosion, run for you life! Eileen says, Freebird I do not think you should have allowed Guido to bring these boxes here. I think you made a big mistake. Eileen is thinking, did I put that box of wine in the fridge? Calamari and Bongobobny are still riding to the airport on Calamari's scooter. Bongobobny says, are we getting closer to the airport Calamari? Calamari is thinking to himself. I really am enjoying Bongobobny's company. As he smiles to himself he is figuring out a way to delay getting to the airport. Calamari says I think we need to get some gas. The gas gauge is on E. Bongobobny says that is fine I need to stretch my legs and everything else that is attached. I am not used to being on such a little bike. Calamari is still thinking about how to keep Bongobobny from getting on that plane, If only he could come up with a plan. Back at Mama's, Annie is talking to Marko. So how did you meet Mama? I have amnesia and we were in the hospital together. Mama had amnesia too. But now her memory has returned and she does not know how she met me? Moped said I could come here with them because I do not know where I live or who I am? Annie said something like "Moose" and went to bed because she was just too tired to hear any more of the story. Meanwhile, back at the gas station Calamari and Bongobobny are getting back on to the scooter to head to the airport. Calamari yells Oh Bongobobny why are your hands so cold. Bongobobny says, oops that is my ICEE I bought. Mama can hardly go to sleep because all she can think of is the excitement of Annie teaching her to use a bull whip. Her dream has come true. Moped cannot sleep either because he is very afraid. Marko is having trouble sleeping too. Seems he does remember who he is. He just needs to follow through with his plan in the morning. He closes his eyes and thinks, this is going to be great! Will Mama learn to use the bull whip? Does Moped have good medical insurance? Will Calamari and Bongobobny get to the airport eventually or does Calamari have something else in mind? Who is Marko and what does he have planned? Have a great weekend! Yama Mama
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Happy Birthday Dan! Have a good one! Yama Mama:smile5:
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in the Turmoil of Milwaukee and the Anniversary 110 of the Harley Davidson....... Yama Mama
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which of course Dragonslayer responded by saying....... Yama Mama
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Now Big Tom was.................. Yama Mama:Laugh:
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Good morning VentureRiders! Let's get this show on the road. It is Wednesday's version of AS THE WHEELS TURN! As we rejoin our friends, Mama, Moped and Marko they have entered the driveway to Mama and Moped's house that is way way way off the road. Mama regains her memory and does not recall who Marko is and why is he in the truck with them. Wait a minute we do not own a truck in the first place, Mama says. Meanwhile in the mist of all this confusion someone is shooting at the truck. Mama has crawled out of the truck and is making her way around the house to see who is shooting at them. Moped and Marko are sitting in the driveway waiting for the all clear to pull all the way back to the house. Mama is keeping low and slow as she approaches the house. She sees her dog Cooper in the window. Of course he sees her too and starts barking. Mama is crawling now and shots fly by her head. She decides to yell out to let who ever it is shooting at her to stop because it this is where she lives. So she yells out, Hey it is Yama Mama. Hold your fire. A voice yells back, how do I know you are Yama Mama? Well my dog Cooper knows it is me, that is why he is going crazy barking. Can I come out now? Oh okay but do not try no fancy stuff I got this shot gun aimed right at you and I do not miss missy! Meanwhile back at Freebirds' Calamari pulls down the drive too. He sees all the mysterious boxes left in Freebird's outbuilding. Freebird comes out to meet him with Bongobobny. Hello there, I am Calamari. I am actually a distant cousin to Squidley. You may have heard of me? Freebird just stares at him and so does Bongobobny. I was following this delivery truck with Guido, Luigi and Stephano. I see they dropped off there shipment and left already. Yes that is right Freebird says. Did you know Guido very well? Oh yes they stopped at the DQ where I work. Bongobobny anxious to get back home decides he will ask Calamari if he could possibly ride with him on his scooter to the airport, so he could get home to Western NY. Calamari says okay I would be glad to do that. We will be sitting awfully close though, if you do not mind. Calamari just smiles at Bongobobny and starts up his scooter. Bongobobny gives Freebird a hug and Eileen too. Oh my what had Bongobobny gotten himself into now. Riding on a scooter with Calamari? Meanwhile Yama Mama comes out of the dark with her hands in the air. Much to her surprise it is Aussie Annie. What in the world? How did you get here Annie? Mama gives Annie a big hug. Annie says, well I heard about all the excitement going on here in the states, so I thought Quickstep and I would come back over to see if we can help. How exciting! How will Calamari and Bongobobny get along on the scooter? What will Mama be up to with Aussie Annie and Quickstep? Will they remember to come out and tell Moped and Marko to pull back the driveway? All this and much more tomorrow on AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama:smile11:
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Welcome back dear friends of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yes it is the first installment, this week, of this semi popular and sort of interesting tale of many twists and turns. As Mama, Moped and Marko head home. Mama sees a familiar turn in the sort of familiar looking road. As Moped turns the truck into the driveway, Mama notices they are driving back a long driveway. Mama says oh my gosh, this is way way way off the road isn't it? Suddenly, something clicked in Mama's head. Wow Moped, I know where we are. Mama looks at Moped and gives him a big hug and a kiss. She turns and sees Marko and says, who in the heck are you? Just then they hear a gun shot. It seemed to right over the truck cab. They all duck down in the truck. Now what will they do? Heading to Oberlin, Guido, Luigi and Stephano and of course that annoying Deputy Pief are about 30 minutes away from Freebirds'. Stephano says, Guido I think we should dump the deputy. Guido says, but where Stephano? Let's leave him along the road to fend for himself. So the delivery truck filled with the mysterious boxes pulls over along the side of the road to drop off the deputy. They untie him and pull away. All they can hear in the background is "Citizens' arrest, Citizens' arrest! As they hear the Deputy yelling they pull away to finalize their long journey to Oberlin, Ohio. Stephano thinks, how am I going to escape Guido and Luigi before we get to Freebird's. Stephano, AKA Bongobobny, knows that even though he has on his Blues Brother's outfit, Freebird is bound to recognize him. Stephano starts thinking really hard. As Calamari is still scooting along on his scooter, he is wondering if he lost Guido and his buddies. Suddenly, he sees Deputy Pief along the side of the road. He has some duct tape still stuck to his face. Calamari stops to see what happened to the Deputy. Back at Mama's. Mama says let me sneak out of the truck and I will go see who is shooting at us. Moped does not think this is a good idea, but he learned a long time ago to not argue with Mama. So Mama crawls out the door to the truck. She looks at Marko again and says, who the heck are you anyway and why are you dressed like a Blues Brother? What will happen next dear readers? Who is shooting at Mama and why? This and more, tomorrow on the continuing soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN. Yama Mama
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Welcome faithful readers of our continuing soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN! As we join our group today, Moped, Mama and Marko are heading home together with Moped's bike. Mama says Marko are you beginning to remember anything yet? No not really. Are you remembering anything Mama? I do not think that I am completely back to normal but I know thinks look familiar at least. Well I sure do appreciate you taking me to your place until I remember who I am. No problem Marko, oh where do we live Moped? Is it near here? Oh and I am hungry. How about you Marko? I think I am and I think I want a pizza. There is a pizza place over there. So Moped pulls the truck over to park. Hello I am your waitress. What can I get cha? Marko suddenly thinks she looks familiar, but he is not sure. We want a extra large pizza with 3 cokes for here. Marko keeps staring at the waitress. He know he has seen her somewhere before, but where he has no idea. All he knows is he knows he knows here, but how? Back on the road, we discover Calamari is lost. He goes to a truck driver to get directions. Hello there you big handsome trucker! I think that I some how have gotten my little ole self lost. Would you be so kind as to help me sweetie? Oh and I just love your truck. Are you a plumber? The trucker is starring at Calamari wondering who he is, and figures he has been lost for a long time. Yes you see I was riding my scooter following a truck filled with 3 guys dressed like Blues Brothers. Did you happen to see them go by? Oh well then I stopped at that DQ back that ways a bit and came out only to realize that I forgot which way I came from. Have you ever had that happen honey? Now the trucker thinks I am getting away from this goofball really quick. Back in the Guido's delivery truck the boys are back on the road. Stephano, aka Bongobobny, he wondering how much further is it to Freebird's. Hey Guido, do you have any idea how much further it is until we get to Freebird's. Guido pulls out a map and unfolds it to where he thinks they are at the present time. Suddenly from the back, Deputy Pief yells. Just a Minute you guys! Who do you think you are taking me out of my jurisdiction! I have never been away from my town this long. Wait until Lt. Mess finds out what you have done with me. You are all in such big trouble. Oh do you have my gun? I will be in big trouble if I lose my gun. How about my bullet? Do you have my bullet? Wait until I get out of these handcuffs. You are all in such trouble! Back in Obelin, Ohio Freebird is clearing the out building for room for the shipment of mysterious boxes. He has no idea what is in the boxes, but he figures what the heck. He will keep them for Guido and then he can have free pizza's for a year. Just then he see's someone coming down his driveway. Who could it be? Tune in Monday morning when once again we will join our soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN! Will we find out why the pizza parlor waitress looks familiar to Marko? Why is Calamari lost? Who is coming down Freebird's driveway? All this and much much more on Monday Morning's episode. Yama Mama:smile11:
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Buckle your seat belts, you are in for a rough ride today readers! Welcome to today's version of AS THE WHEELS TURN! When we join our group of would be convicts, we find Mama, Mini and Muffin walking back to the garage to get the stolen RSV's. They have to be quiet and quick because the local police have caught on that they are on a wild goose chase. When they get back to the garage they find that the garage is now locked up. Muffin says there is no lock made that can keep me out of here! Just then around the corner comes, Moped with a bolt cutter in his hand. Moped sees Mama and says Mama I am so glad to see you. Mama looks at Moped and says, Me too. What are you doing here Moped? Meanwhile, Muffin says, I could use your nice bolt cutters there Moped. So they get the garage door open. They have to work in the dark because they do not want to bring any attention to the police. Muffin says, okay every man for himself. Grab a bike and lets go. They will never catch us now. We will have to go on the back roads to not draw attention to ourselves. Luigi is heading to a restaurant for some food. He has to decide if he should get fast food or to go from a restaurant. But what kind of food should he bring back. He knows that if he gets the order wrong, Guido possible could beat him up. So Luigi looks at all the signs down the road. There is Chinese, and mostly the familiar fast food places. He figures since everyone is starving he should just get regular fast food. Since he is walking because he has no car, he walks up to the drive thru window. May I take your order sir? Yes, I want 4 double hamburgers, 4 large fries, and 4 super size sodas. Ok sir, do you want to biggie size those? What do you mean they are already pretty big? It just makes them a bit bigger sir. No I think this is big enough thanks. Oh by the way sir are you a Blues Brother? You look like Dan Aykroyd. Me, no no I am going to a Halloween Party. But sir it is August, this is not Halloween. Just get the food please. Now Luigi is standing by the drive thru window with all these people staring at him. Will someone recognize him, and call the cops? You will never know until you tune in tomorrow. Will Luigi be able to carry his biggie size order back to the gang? Will the RSV's all start right away? (Don't be ridiculous, of course they will!) Will Muffin and the others be able to find their way to Oberlin on the back roads? Tune into tomorrow, when once again we will get an update on AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama
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Congratulations Bob. I know what a hard working man you are and no one deserves retirement more than you. I wish you years of fun and relaxation. Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644
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T.G.I.F. AS THE WHEELS TURN is about to start spinning. As we left our story, Mini, Mama and all the rest of the group had stolen, er borrowed a truck setting near the garage filled with motorcycles. Moped had just pulled up looking for his RSV and Mama. The Police were getting into their squad cars and in hot pursuit. Muffin is driving the truck. Mama and Mini we have to loose these cops. Then we will circle back to the garage to get the bikes. Mama looks at Mini and says, you know I think I do sort of remember you two. You look very familiar. Mini is excited thinking that Mama might be getting back her memory. In the Guido, Luigi, Stephano, and Deputy Pief truck who is now tied up in the back, Guido says is anybody hungry? Stephano says Oh yeah, but how are we going to stop to eat with the deputy in the back? Oh we can go through a drive through to get something. What you all want to eat? Deputy Pief can be heard in the back mumbling something, but no one knew what he was saying! The Guido gang says, but what if someone recognizes us at the drive through? Muffin pulls the truck behind an old building. They hear the sounds of the sirens passing by. When the area seems to be clear, Muffin pulls out heading the opposite direction; back to the garage to retrieve the motorcycles. Muffin says you better call everybody including Ruffy to tell them we are getting the bikes back. Suddenly the motor of the truck start to sputter. Muffin looks down at the gauges and guess what? Tune in next week for the continuation of the soap opera everyone has to read with their morning coffee, AS THE WHEELS TURN. What will Guido and the guys get to eat? What is wrong with Muffins getaway truck? Where is Moped now? As this and more, Monday morning! Yama Mama:smile11:Ride Safe and Have a good weekend!
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I want to go really badly. I will strongly persuade Ron to bring me there. Yama Mama
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Tom we are all praying for Taters. She is a wonderful person and I certainly hope everything works out well. Yama Mama
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Welcome to today's edition of the semi popular soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama, Marco, Mini-Muffin, and all her group are now standing with their hands in the air. The cop on the bullhorn yell them their instructions once again. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! So Mama leads the way out of the garage of bikes. LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND! Everyone follows the instructions. Suddenly a big burly looking policeman is standing over them. What is going on here? You all look like you are up to no good to me. The other police go into the garage and find Ricardo lying on the floor out cold. Hey Sarge, there is another one in here dressed like a blues brother. He looks like he has been hit over the head. Oh things do not look too good for Mama and friends. Meanwhile back on the highway Deputy Pief has his gun with the one bullet covering Guido and his guys. Stefano speaks up.Deputy sir, we are just delivering a shipment to Oberlin Ohio. Deputy Pief, says a shipment huh? Do I look like I was born yesterday? Just what are you trying to pull here fellas? Guido speaks up this time. Oh look there is a robbery going on! Deputy Pief turns to look and Luigi grabs him from behind. Luigi is holding the deputy while Guido puts the handcuffs on him.What are we going to do now with the deputy Guido? Hmmmmmm! Another situation has evolved. Stephano says, why don't we just bring him with us. We can decide along the rode where we can leave him. Deputy Pief is squirming to get loose, but is having no luck at all. Mama is lying on the ground next to Mini, both are thinking how are we going to get Sgt. Saturday to come and help us. Mama says do you know any Karate? Mini says she has a black belt. Mama says Mini, we are not discussing fashion here we are in need of a plan to break out of here. Mini says oh no that just means I am good at Karate! Mama says oh of course I knew that. Maybe I can distract the policeman. I will fake that I am sick. You and the guys run away while they are attending to me. Mini says but what about you? What will you do? Do not worry about me, I will be okay. What a big mess this is! How could all of this be happening? Join us back tomorrow when we find out Mama's plan. Will Mini have to use her Karate? How will they get the motorcycles back on the road? AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama:smile11:
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