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    think they still have to hold the bike up when they............................ Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    Good morning everyone it is time for another episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN. Back at Mama's, Annie, Quickstep and Moped decide it is time to go on a little ride. It is a beautiful morning and the weather forecast is good for the entire day. Mama decides she will bring her bull whip along just in case she has an opportunity to practice. Moped says, where should we ride too? Annie says, well I think some donuts are in order first before we start out don't you? Okay we can stop at the donut shop first, get some coffee and start our ride to who knows where? Annie gets on her beautiful HD trike, Quickstep gets on his bike and Mama and Moped get on theirs and head out for the donut shop. J.E. Humper is left at home alone, but that is okay with him because he needs to call his boss and tell him of the goings on with the VentureRiders. He has a lot to tell too. Back at Oberlin, Ohio Eileen is working on her batch of homemade donuts. She is getting the oil ready to fry the donuts while Freebird makes some coffee. You know Eileen if these come out good, we could have these for the Maintenance Day this coming year. Eileen says nothing, thinking ok good another job I have for Maintenance Day. Good idea dear Eileen says, thinking how will I be able to do that. J.E. Humper is poking in the numbers on his cell to reach his boss from the Venturers Group. Hey it's me, J.E.! I have learned a lot about this group. Freebird is the head honcho of the group. There are members all over the world. They are friendly, caring, and a truly fun group who love to eat, and ride together. They have a really big event at Freebird's home every year called Maintenance Day. People come from all over the country to attend. There are rallies all through the year and meet and eats too. They help each other out when a member is in need, and go to all kinds of trouble to help eachother out. The leader of the Venturers says, your kidding right. You are making this all up right? Members from Australia and Iceland have traveled to the USA to attend the Maintenance Day in Oberlin, Ohio. Okay I have heard enough. We need to come up with a plan to cause Freebird to cancel the MD. J.E. you are going to help me. We need a really good plan. If we can cause them to cancel Maintenance Day then that would start the decline of the whole VentureRider organization. But what can we do? How will J.E. Humper plan to have Freebird cancel Maintenance Day? Where are Annie, Quickstep, Mama and Moped going to ride to? Will Donut Hole have his famous donuts ready when they get there? All this and much more when the next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN returns tomorrow. Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    Our daughter lives in Bright, Indiana at the top of a long winding hill. When we leave her house at night in the dark it always bothers me because I am always looking for deer to jump out in front of our bike. I remind Ron that there could be deer, but although I do not think he is going over the speed limit much, I think he could still go down the hill a little bit slower. I have said it many times, but it is always the same. In fact, they used to make fun of me because I always want to live before it gets dark. Now I am retired and I so not have a good reason to leave early. I guess I have to just accept it for what it is. Yama Mama
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    Good morning faithful reader of AS THE WHEELS TURN! As we join our story today, Bongobobny has just gotten off the ill fated plane ride which has landed him in Ontario. Now he must find someone who will let him borrow their phone just to let Becky know he has landed. But who could he ask. He scans the crowded airport searching for a friendly face of someone he could ask. Back at Mama's, she is still trying to get J.E. Humper (aka Marko) to fess up about the top secret mission he is on. Problem is J.E. is still affected by the donuts and cannot quite organize his thoughts enough to speak. Finally, J.E. says Motorcycle group secrets. Yama Mama is really curious what he is talking about now. What group? What secrets? Back in Oberlin, Freebird and Eileen are missing their special donuts. Eileen puts a new box of wine in the refrigerator and says to Freebird. I am going to make up my own donuts! How hard can it be? Freebird thinks this is a good idea and beside he always gets excited when Eileen gets flour all over her when she bakes. Lets see I need flour, sugar, yeast, and water. There must be something else in those donuts that I am not aware of. What could it be? Meanwhile, the head of the Venturers is trying to make contact with J.E. Humper. He wonders why he has not heard from him lately. He also so wonders if J.E. has found out what the secrets of the VentureRiders group are? He needs to know why the VR group is so much better than the Venturers and why every is switching over to the VR group? What could it be? Bongobobny is still scanning the airport for someone he could ask to borrow a phone. As he looks around and he cannot believe his eyes. He sees a man who looks like Saddlebum. He walks over to look closer. He thinks he is pretty sure it is Saddlebum. He yells, HEY BEN! Please join us tomorrow when we return to AS THE WHEELS TURN! Is that really Saddlebum in the airport? Will Bongobobny finally get home? Will Eileen ever get her donuts made? How about Donut Hole, where are his secret ingredients for his really good donuts? All this and more tomorrow! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    Congratulations! You are going to have fun! Yama Mama:smile5:
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    I love Hocking Hills! Did you go on the trails? I have lived in Ohio all my life, and always wanted to go there. Then finally I got to go and then I could not get over the beauty there is to see there. It is especially beautiful in the Fall. Now you made me want to go there very soon. There is also nice riding in Holmes county Ohio where the Amish live. You just have to be careful of the buggys, and the road apples. Yama Mama
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    Yes I believe that Monty. I think everytime a HD loses a part or leaks oil, the RSV's go up in value. Yama Mama
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    T.G.I.F. Welcome readers and fans (if there are any left) to AS THE WHEELS TURN! Well as you recall, Bongobobny is in a jam again. The pilots are eating Donut Hole Donuts and have really messed up Bongobobny's trip home to his beloved Becky. He is now headed to the Toronto Pearson International airport. He is not that far from home, but it is on the other side of the lake. The plane is descending as Bongobobny is belted in to his seat, praying that the landing will go well. Back at Mama's, Mama, Annie, Quickstep, and Moped have just learned that Marko's real name is J.E. Humper, a FBI agent. Mama says, now I know you told us this is a top secret mission that you are on J.E., but you know you can trust us. Have a donut. Who would we tell? Who was there for you when you had no one? Come on, come on, you know you want too. J.E. eats a donut and sits down for a minute to think. Meanwhile back at the donut shop. Donut Hole is mixing up more of his delicious donuts. A little flour, some sugar, some yeast, and the top secret ingredient. Donut Hole says, hey Brucey can you open me up more of the secret ingredient? Brucey goes to look in the cupboard for the ingredient and discovers there is no other cans left. Donut Hole is upset. What do you mean there is no more cans. I just ordered 10 cases last week. Yeah, DH but it has not come in yet. Oh no, what will DH do? How will he substitute the secret ingredient? Back on the plane, Bongobobny is thinking. I have never been this nervous before a landing before. Why I would rather be riding on the Dragon with a blindfold on. (That is pretty bad folks) The pilots seem to have stopped laughing as they try to land the plane. The fuel is really low now. Will they make it? (this is called a cliff hanger, all the great writers use this technique, now in my case, I am using it because I cannot think of how to end this as yet!) Tune in Monday Morning, to find out: Will Bongobobny land safely? Will Donut Hole, figure out a good substitute for his secret ingredient? Will J.E.Humper aka Marko, spill the beans to Mama about his top secret mission? Hey our group of writers (Mini and Me) wish you a happy safe weekend ! Watch out for the cages! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    Welcome to the late, late, late version of AS THE WHEELS TURN. It seems one of our writer is on strike today. As we rejoin Bongobobny on his plane ride home, we find the happy pilots are still laughing until they realize that they are low on fuel and have completely gone the wrong direction. It seems the plane is headed for of all places Ontario, Canada. Well it is not that far away from Western New York if you beg to differ. Any how, it is not going to the right airport. The pilots were still laughing until the tower called to see what was going on. The pilots let the tower know that they are low on fuel. The tower is searching for the closest safest place for the plane to land. Bongobobny is really worried now. But he is glad he is sitting by the emergency exit just in case their is a problem. Yama Mama has confronted Marko about his memory which obviously has returned. Marko is still laughing very hard, so it is hard for him to lie real well under these conditions. Marko says he works for the FBI and he is undercover on a special case and he cannot tell them anything other than it is top secret. Mama says well good this is really exciting. What is your real name Marko, or can I still call you Marko? Marko thinks and decides his name is J.E. Humper. Now everyone is really laughing out of control. Well that is it for now, everyone. Stop and buy some donuts before our next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Where will the plane land? What is the secret mission J.E.Humper is on? Will there be enough donuts left for the weekend? YAMA MAMA
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    Starbog because he spilled his Heineken on top of the ................................
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    I was at work at the Junior High School, and I was talking to one of the teachers. When I saw it happen, I at first thought it was an accident. Of course, I would not think it was intentional. No one would make an attack on us on our own soil. A day I know I will never forget. Yama Mama
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    Dairy Queen and discovers that they do not have................................ Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    Welcome to AS THE WHEELS TURN! As you read yesterday, everybody is very happy everywhere the donut holes have been served. Now this seems innocent enough if you are on the ground, but really in a plane it is not so funny. Ask Bongobobny, as he is crunched up in his seat, squeezed against the big dude with bad breath. There is an announcement from the pilots! Sorry folks, for the rough ride! We seem to have encountered a little turbulence! He is laughing as he says this. Please be calm (laughing). We will be just fine. Are there anymore donuts stewardesses............There is some bad weather that we are heading into folks. We apologize for the rough ride and we ask for your patience and more donuts if you have any (laughing hysterically) Bongobobny is not laughing, he is a bit concerned. Thank goodness he is seated at the emergency exit. Oh my, Bongobobny is thinking I just want to go home, please let me go home! The pilots still laughing do not realize they left the microphone on! What do you mean the fuel is low? Were headed where? Meanwhile back at Mama's, Annie and Mama are laughing so hard they cannot stop. Even Moped, Quickstep and Marko are pretty much hysterical. Tears are flowing down their faces, as Mama says, Marko dear, who was it you were talking to on your cell phone? You know I did not know you had a cell phone. Laughing Mama says if you still do not know who in the heck you are, how could you be using a cell phone? Laughing, I think you are holding something back from Mama. Fess up snookums, I ain't as dumb as you must think I am. Marko is still laughing; oh it was just a reminder to pay my cell phone bill. Mama says, ok so who are you? They had to have said your name. All the laughter stopped for the moment as Marko is suddenly caught in his own lies. Meanwhile, back on the plane, the giggling pilots are still not aware that the microphone is on. We are going to have to land where? My folks this is a predicament don't you think? Tune in tomorrow for AS THE WHEELS TURN! Will we find out where the plane is headed? Who in the heck is Marko anyhow and will he be able to cover up his lies? Will everyone eat more of the delicious donuts? Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    realize the kill switch was turned on, so they immediately,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    Welcome back friends of the silliest soap opera around, but heck it is free! AS THE WHEELS TURN! As you may recall, when we last left our story, Bongobobny was being taken to the nearest airport by Sgt. Friday. Bongobobny says, thanks so much Sarge. Sgt. Friday says no problem man, I will always try to help my VentureRider friends. Well I want you to know that we appreciate all that you have done for us. As Bongbobny gets his ticket to return home he once again says goodbye to Sgt. Friday. As Bongobobny enters the plane, the stewardess directs him to his seat by the emergency exit of the plane. As he waits for the plane to get filled with it passengers, he notices some interesting people sitting up by the cockpit. There were two men dressed in Middle Eastern attire. Bongobobny thought to himself, I should not be worried about this. We all had to go through the pre- boarding procedures so he was sure they were okay. Well he hoped they were okay. Suddenly, a really large man sits next to him. Oh great Bongobobny says to himself. Now I will be cramped in here until I get home. The man turns to him to say hello. Oh good, Bongobobny says, he has bad breath too! Back home at Mama's, Aussie Annie, Quickstep, and Moped were heading for the new Donut Hole shop that just opened in town. As they enter, the clerk says, how may I help Ya'll. Annie says, what is your best donut? The clerk looked through the baked goods and said, well in my opinion this one would be the best one. For some reason the clerk winked at Annie and smiled strangely at the same time. Annie said well we need five of those to go please. Mama thought donuts and a new bull whip too, all in the same day. Oh Life is good! So they head back home to eat their special donuts with a big pot of coffee that Mama had made before they left. As they pull into the driveway they had to ride way, way, way off the road to get to Mama and Moped's. As they rode down the drive they noticed Marko talking on his cell phone. Mama wondered, if he does not know who he is, how could he call some one he probably does not remember. Come on in everybody, we got some special donuts and coffee. Annie can I practice more with my bull whip when we are done? Becky received a call from Bongobobny before he took off in the plane to return home. Becky is so excited that she told Lt. Columba about it. Lt. Columba said oh Ms Becky mame that is wonderful news. I will go home now and wish you well. Oh by the way, where did you get that lovely entertainment center? My wife would love one of those. Did I tell you the story of when my wife......................... Becky knew she might as well sit back down because she has heard Lt. Columba's rambling stories before. Mama, Annie, Quickstep, Moped and Marko sit down to enjoy their donuts and coffee. As they were eating, they all started laughing. Well not just laughing but more like hysterical laughter. Even Marko could not control himself. Marko had tears rolling down his face he was laughing so hard. Now their stomachs all hurt not only from the laughing but also from the donuts. Marko says, those are the best donuts that I have ever eaten. They remind me of when my mother used to make them at home in Georgia. Mama stops laughing suddenly and says, Georgia? Tune in tomorrow, when we will rejoin AS THE WHEELS TURN! Will Mama figure out Marko has his memory back? How long will everyone keep laughing? What is going to happen on Bongobobny's plane with his new plane buddy! How long will Lt. Columba take to finish his story? Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    to manipulate the phenolthatel and the doohickey thingamajij while ................. Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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    cut down on your gas mileage, however you can........ Yama Mama:Laugh:
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    brought on by a group of .................. Yama Mama:smile5:
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    Moped and I are very sorry to hear this news. Ours prayers go out to Mark's family. Yama Mama
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    I will keep riding as long as I can get my leg up high enough to get on the bike! Now if I cannot get off the bike, that is another situation. Yama Mama:crackup::crackup:
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    beside themselves with excitement until they realized that............................ Yama Mama
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    Just heard that State Route #130, a toll road between San Antonio and Austin, TX, are changing the speed limit to 85 mph! Now that should be a good way to clean out your carbs! Yama Mama:225::225:
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    911 because she no longer recognizes you with your............... Yama Mama
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    Since I have retired, I have one of those lists too. Problem is I write and the list gets lost somehow. Why is that? I am so happy for you Bob, you deserve some free time! Yama Mama:bighug::bighug:
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    Welcome faithful readers of AS THE WHEELS TURN! This is our Thursday episode, which will be written as we go. Come on creative juices do not fail me now! As we rejoin Annie and Mama, Annie says Mama you hold the Bull Whip like so. Stand with you feet spread a part making sure you have a good stance. Have the Whip extended in front of you as you pull you arm back behind you. That's it Mama now you just have to pick up some speed on that and pretty soon you will hear a big crack.Mama says okay I will give it a try. Well folks you never saw Yama Mama as happy as she is today with her genuine Australian Bull Whip. Marko is excited to and wants to try it, but his phone rings at such an untimely moment. Marko decides he will call who ever it is back later. Bongobobny and Calamari are enjoying their ice cream. Bongobobny says, Calamari why is this taking us so long to get to the airport? Calamari says well you know, I do not actually have a clue where the airport is! Truthfully, I am not sure there is an airport around this area. Bongobobny is not happy now. How could you do this to me. I want to get back home to western NY and you are messing with me. Bongobobny does not know what to do now. Ok,Ok, Ok, do not go nuts on me. Calamari says, I will find out at the next place we stop where the airport is. Suddenly, Sgt. Saturday pulls up into the parking lot. Bongobobny is really excited to see him. Hey Sgt, Saturday, could I talk to you a minute. Sgt.Saturday says Sure, but I am not sure that I know you. Bongobobny tells him he is a VentureRider and is was on the Blue Brother caper and needs to get back home. He wonders if Sgt. Saturday could help him get home. Calamari is looking very upset now. He had his own plan for Bongobobny. Now how will he get him to the Donut Hole Shop? Meanwhile back at Becky's, Becky is not sure what to do? Should she answer the door or just pretend she is not home. She decides since Bongobobny is not home yet, she will just let it go for now. She peaks out the window and much to her surprise it is Lt. Columba! Becky goes to the front door. Hey Lt. Columba! How nice of you to stop by. How can I help you? Well, Ms Becky Mame, May I come in for a minute? Becky says of course. Lt. Columba is carrying a box. Ms. Becky Mame this box is addressed to you. It is from some place called the Donut Hole. But it says it is labeled with something very strange Mame. It says do not open, danger of possible explosion. I think we should not bring it in Mame. I will live it out here in your yard. Thanks Lt., I wonder who would have sent such a thing to me. Lt. Columba is standing there scratching his head. Becky's phone rings. Thank goodness it is Bongobobny. Back at Mama's, Mama has worked up some sweat practicing her Bull Whip. Annie this is great, what if we all go for a ride. I hear there is a new Donut Shop opening up in town. We could all go and get some. Annie, Quickstep and Moped are excited. Marko says he will stay back home. He wants to call his contact at the Venturer's group to tell him what is going on now. He will never believe it! Marko says boy have I got some information to share with you. The leader of the Venturer's is very interested. It seems since the VentureRider group has been around the Venturer's group's members numbers have decreased. The Leader of the Venturer's name is Carl and he has sent Marko aka Pete to find out what it is that is so different about the VentureRider's. Gee, I am not sure. How about you? Yama Mama:smile11:
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