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Dis is funny! Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. > > > Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" > > > Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" > > > So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. > > > Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! > > > The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" > > > Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" > > > Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" > > > Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." > > > Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." > > > Ole asked, "Vat's dat?" > > > Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" > > > Ole stopped to think. "No " > > > "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa Yama Mama > >
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Just thought that I would share a few photos of the trees in our yard and our grandson, Nathan helping us move logs. Yama Mama
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Welcome to Wednesday's version of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Well Folks, something is going on again with our friends at the Pizza Parlor. Yama Mama, Annie, Quickstep, and Moped are all feeling a little strange after eating their pizza with the special added ingredients. Mama says I am not sure what is going on? Why can't we just get plain old food anymore. The other bikers come over to see what is going on with the VR group. Hey what is happening. Oh nothing, we are just enjoying our pizza. Where are you guys headed today? Well we were actually following you. We wanted to see where you were headed after we saw you at the Donut shop. We wanted to ask you about that cool cassette player you have on your bike Moped. Moped's eyes got big. Oh yeah, that is a popular feature on the RSV for sure. The bikers laughed. Yama Mama thought that that was strange. Why would they spend the day following them? Yama Mama still feels sort of numb. She asks how the rest are feeling. Annie says well I am not feeling any pain right now. Quickstep says his bad tooth is no problem. Moped says, he really likes this pizza. So Mama calls over the waitress once again. What exactly did you all put in this pizza that made us feel this way? Well I am not sure but I know that Guido uses a special Oregano he bought in Italy. Mama says she thought it was the seasoning that made the difference. That will be $24.00 please. Mama looks at Moped. Moped is searching his pockets. Moped looks at Quickstep, who is searching his pockets. Annies looks at Mama, and says Uh Oh! The waitress patiently waits as she calls "Guido get out here!" Now what is going to happen to our happy bikers? Will some one have the money to pay for the pizza? Yama Mama
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Ah Ben can we make that up on Freebird's MD? Yama Mama:smile5:
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Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. I had a very nice day. I did misplace my whip though. Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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Since I consider Mini my friend, I feel that I need to defend her from these horrible accusations mentioned in the previous posts, other wise she probably will pour a bucket of water on me next opportunity. I will defend her until the end! Mini is little, and I personally know that she is totally innocent, when ever it benefits her to be so. I did not understand what I said either, but I tried. Thank you for your kind attention. Yama Mama
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Good Morning readers of AS THE WHEELS TURN! It is the T.G.I.F. version(thank goodness). As we rejoin are group of happy riders, they are waiting for their pizza, with the special added ingredient. Annie says, I wonder what it could be? I hope it is not some thing like anchovies, or pineapple. Mama says, maybe it is just added spices. Quickstep says, it could be something like extra spicy sausage? Moped says, I hope it is just something good. As they sit they pondering their pizza, in walks the bikers they had encountered at the Donut Hole shop in town. All three of them come in looking meaning and meaner. They sit down and the waitress comes over. We want the biggest pizza you have, with everything on it. The waitress says, Oh we always put everything on it sir. The biker says, well good we want that, and the waitress winks at him. Looking kind of confused, he figures she is just flirting with him. Finally the pizza arrives for Mama, Annie, Quickstep and Moped. It is huge. Which makes Moped especially happy. As they dig in to the pizza, everyone is wondering what is the special added ingredient? As they eat, they here someone's voice coming from in back of the pizza joint. What you mean, you put on the special ingredient? I no tell you to use the special ingredient. I was not ready to try it. Mama, Annie, Quickstep and Moped stop eating. They figure what is going to happen to them now. They seem to be okay, as far as they could tell at that point, when suddenly they all start to feel a little funny. It seems the room is starting to spin. Wait a minute, Mama says, I cannot feel anything from the waist down. Moped says, that is silly when he suddenly falls off of the chair. Annie yells Moose! The other bikers, are just staring and waiting for their pizza too, but now are not sure this is going to be a good thing. Who knows what will happen now? I know I don't know! Have a great weekend everyone! Ride Safe. Yama Mama
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Happy Squidly! I am so surprised that you are forty. You just do not look it! Yama Mama:smile5::Happy Birthday:
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I need to have my people check to see if I have anything to do on June 8. Oops, I forgot I am retired. We will be there! The people I worked with are still mad at me about last year. I told them I had priorities. Tell the Pond Monster I am anxious to see him! Yama Mama:smile5:
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Good Morning to all my As The Wheels Turns peeps! As we left our group of riders, Annie, Yama Mama, Quickstep and Moped, they were heading on a nice Fall ride in the country and then they plan to stop to get some pizza. The weather is perfect, the bikes are running perfectly, and they are all thinking,"what a wonderful day it is!" After riding a few hours, they all stop to get gas, and decide they are all getting pretty hungry for some pizza. They ask people at the gas station if there is a pizza place close by. Someone tells them it is just up the road a head. So they get back on their bikes and head out. Pretty soon they see a sign that says, Guido's Got Da Pizza. They all pull up and park their bikes. Mama says, hey you all do not suppose this is the Guido we all know? They all decide how could that be the same Guido, so they go in. A waitress comes over to get their order. She says so what cha all want? Quickstep says, we want an extra large with everything! The waitress says, okay so that is an extra large with everything? Do you want any thing special on the pizza? She winks when she says this. Quickstep says, okay we will take everything on it and winks back. Little did he know what that meant. Oh and we will take some Cokes to drink too. As they sit there chatting away, they hear the sounds of other motorcycles stopping outside the restaurant. Yes, folks this will be continued. Until next time, when we ask those immortal questions, Who's bikes are those outside of Guido's? What is the special extra on their pizza? Tune in tomorrow for the continually entertaining and absolutely free version of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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Do not worry Dray! It is only when it is totally naked chat that there is a problem. I have sheepskin covering everything in the house. In fact we cannot find the dog now. Interesting! He'll come out when he is hungry. Yama Mama:smile5:
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Get well soon, Larry. I am glad you are healing up. You will be as good as new! Yama Mama
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It's..................................Thursday's AS THE WHEELS TURN! Brought to you today by Playtex Bras, remember DO YOU WANT TO "PLAY TEX"! You need our support! Back to our group of motorcyclists, as they get back on the road. Annie has suggested a nice Fall ride to get pizza. As they leave the Donut Shop, the police and the motorcycle gang are all still laughing. Annie says, it is a good time to leave, as she still feels the effects of the donuts too. As they get on their bikes, they head west. They figure they will be able to see the Pizza joint somewhere along the way. Of course, the motorcycle gang who is still feeling pretty good, is thinking that they really like this VentureRider group, let's follow them and see where they are headed too. The police see that everyone is leaving, so they think let's follow everyone, it looks like another good time will soon be happening! After riding for a few hours, everyone has to stop for gas. They see a gas station up a head, and decide to get their gas there. Back behind the motorcycle gang, has had to stop to get gas way before the VentureRiders. They hurry to get back on their bikes so they do not lose the VentureRider group. The police are not far behind. They have to be careful that they do not go too far out of their district. Annie asks the people at the gas station where is their a good pizza restaurant. Everyone mentions Pizano's up the road about 50 miles or so. So the VentureRiders head that way. Little did they know that the motorcycle gang and the police were behind them. Annie says let's be on our way guys. The day is going quickly, and that pizza sounds really good. Mama is still thinking about gettin frisked and handcuffed. She thinks, how could this day get much better? What will happen when everyone winds up at Pizano's Pizza? Will Guido be there? Tune in tomorrow for Mini's edition of AS THE WORLD TURNS! YAMA MAMA:stickinouttounge:
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Hey Dray, I am really glad you are back. Try to come to the chat some night and we will catch up. Yama Mama:smile5:
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I know that I am very afraid! Yama Mama:smile5:
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Welcome to Monday's edition of the world famous soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN! Brought to you today by Sudsy Buddy, the Best SOAP ON A ROPE made. Not sold in areas where it is illegal to bathe! As we once again join our heroines, Annie and Yama Mama and their husbands, Quickstep and Moped, they have all been frisked by the Police in the donut shop. Mama is especially happy, because she was frisked and handcuffed by a really cute officer. She thinks maybe if I offer him a donut he will frisk me again. Hey Officer, would you like to try a donut. They are simply the best, and the coffee was free today. The Officer says do not mind if I do. So, as the story goes, the officer tastes a donut. He says, hey Mama these are really good. Coffee is good too. He says, hey guys try one of these donuts! So all three of the Policemen eat a special donut and the free coffee. Now they are all laughing too. Mama says, come on boys take off the handcuffs but you can still frisk me. You never know I could be dangerous. The Officer just keeps laughing. Now everyone in the Donut shop is hysterical when all of a sudden the door opens. In walks, three motorcycle gang members. They look mean, and meaner. All of sudden, the whole shop gets quiet. The motorcycle guys go up to the counter and order some special donuts and coffee. They sit down. The place is still quiet. The Police are just watching them. They eat their donuts too. One of them says, Wow these ain't too bad! Now everybody is laughing again. Annie says, you know if we are going to go on a ride today, we had better get a move on. The day is going to be over. Where do you all want to ride to? Let's think. The motorcycle gang is laughing more now. I know let's think of a place we would like to have lunch and we can go there. Pizza sounds good to me. What is going to happen next? Tune into tomorrow, for the further adventures of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Where will Annie and Mama ride too? Will the Motorcycle gang people follow them? Will the Police officer frisk Mama again just for old times? Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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I am sorry I am late to post my prayers for Larry and his family. I just now read about. Larry is such a great guy. I have always enjoyed talking to him and Joyce. Ron and I are praying for his recovery. We were very upset to hear this news. Yama Mama & Moped
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I always enjoyed Andy Williams, and especially his Christmas specials. I miss those shows a lot. To me that was real reality TV. Andy grew up in Cheviot, a city on the west side of Cincinnati. Yama Mama
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Gee, How can it be Wednesday already? But it IS! Welcome back for the next adventure of AS THE WHEELS TURN! As we left Annie and the gang, they were waiting for the donuts to make their ride more fun. However, Annie learns that the donuts will not be exactly the same, since that one secret ingredient is missing. Donut Hole apologizes to Annie but suddenly from the back room his assistant says. Hey boss I found something, come back here. There it was all along sitting under another box. Donut Hole says if you can have a free coffee for me, the donuts will be ready in a few minutes. Annie tells the others and they sit down for their free coffees. Back with J.E. Humper and his boss from the Venturers, J.E. has a plan. He will go to Oberlin a few days before the Maintenance Day is scheduled. His plan will be to take Freebird's tools and hide them so that the MD will have to be canceled. He is going to rent out the guest house. While he is staying there, he will take one tool at a time. He plans to bring a big pull behind trailer. No one will even suspect where the tools have gone. His boss likes the plan and tells J.E. thanks. J.E. needs to get Freebird's phone number to make the arrangements. Back at the Donut Shop, Donut Hole brings out his freshly made donuts to Annie, Mama, Moped and Quickstep. They are all swooning over just the fragrance of the delicious donuts. As they are eating the delightful treats, it happens again. They all start acting silly, and laughing until tears are rolling down their faces. Suddenly, the shop door opens with a big crash. Oh my gosh it is the police! Now what will happen to our happy biker group? Tune in tomorrow, for AS THE WHEELS TURN! What will happen to Bongobobny and Mini in the next episodes? Will Mama finally get to be frisked and wear real handcuffs? We will have to see! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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I hope everything goes well Annie! Yama Mama:smile5:
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Happy Birthday Gary! I hope you had a wonderful day!:Happy Birthday:Yama Mama:smile5:
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Good Monday Morning Everyone! Welcome back to As The Wheels Turn! When we left our group from Mama's, they were headed to the donut shop in town before they go on a little ride since it is such a beautiful Fall Morning in Southwestern Ohio. As they enter the Donut Shop they can hear Donut Hole in the back kitchen raising holy you know what about something missing in his recipe. Don't you idiots understand that I cannot make my donuts without that. How will I sell any donuts today you crazy goofballs. As Annie enters, she waits at the counter for someone to come to wait on her. Hello anybody here today? Donut Hole comes out himself, and asks what he can get Annie. Hey there Annie says, my friends and I would love some of your special donuts. We will take 3 dozen, please! Donut Hole just stares at Annie. Annie says is there a problem my friend? J.E. Humper and his boss are trying to come up with a plan to cancel Maintenance Day. They figure this will cause the VentureRiders a big disappointment that could hurt the group. J.E. says this is not going to be easy to do. Freebird's Maintenance Day gets bigger every year. People come from as far away as Washington State to be there. I hear it is really a big event. That does not matter to me says the boss, we need an evil devious plan that will cause him to cancel it. Just think how made all those losers will be. Now what can we think of? I know people come to Freebird's to do maintenance on their Ventures. The Boss thinks what can we do. How about we take Freebirds tools. Then people cannot do their maintenance! J.E. says that is a good idea, but I hear he has a lot of tools on hand. How could we get them all and it would have to be right before the event is planned. The boss thinks, and thinks. All of a sudden, Yama Mama's cellphone rings. Wow it is MiniMuffin. Mama answers the phone to see what Mini is up too. What plan will J.E. come up with? Will Annie get her special donuts before the ride? Please join us tomorrow for the continuing soap opera with out a real good plot, but we keep on doing it anyway........AS THE WHEELS TURN!
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I can find a deep, dark, cave in the mountains of........................ Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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I really like that color combination. You made a good choice! Yama Mama:smile5:
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causing them to become completely.............. Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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