Yama Mama

I know that I will be cooking dinner, as I do every year. I do not have brothers or sisters, so it is me. I am roasting the turkey, making the pumpkin pie, homemade dressing, mashed potatoes, rolls, and possibly green beans. Probably other items that I have not thought of yet. What are you all doing! I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving day. Let's all be thankful for this past year of riding. Yama Mama:smile5:

Well I never saw one like that before. I wonder if the front end car hood area is for extra storage? Very interesting. Thanks for posting that! Yama Mama:smile5:

Hey it is Friday folks. This of course means, you have to wait until Monday before you can read AS THE WHEELS TURN again! When we last left our story, the Fuller Brush Man, Fred Fredrickson, was at Freebird's home trying to sell Freebird a much needed brush that Freebird did not know he needed! Eileen who had been upstairs changing enters the room. Fred looses his place in his pitch, because Eileen looked so beautiful. Fred says, this must be your daughter! Freebird was not too happy about that, but of course Eileen went right along with it. Tell him Daddy,Eileen says. Freebird says, well no she is my wife. Fred says, well I would have never guessed it. Come on in lovely lady and look at all my brushes. I am sure I have a brush that you need. Freebird is not happy. He is thinking to himself, I wish he had a brush to get rid of annoying salespeople, who come to your door when you do not want them in your house to begin with! Mean while back at Mama's, J.E. Humper tells Mama he is going to be moving out. He tells her that he has really appreciated all her help since he had no place to go. Mama remembers that the three Larry's know J.E.! Hey J.E. do you have a way to reach the three Larry's? They want to join the VentureRiders and I never told them how to join up. By the way, we want to have a Meet and Eat at the Outback so that the 3 Larry's can meet some other members. Would you like to come too? J.E. says, oh sure. I will see the 3 Larry's today. I will let them know about you planning the Meet and Eat. Mama gives J.E., alias Marko a big hug. Moped shook his hand. Annie and Quickstep said goodbye. Annie did not know why, but she felt there was something about J.E. she just did not like. Mama says, hey in celebration of this day, Annie lets go practice my whip. Remember you were going to show me that new move. Annie says well let's get a move on. Annie says, I made a joke. You know when we go to MD at Freebird's, you are going to have to show everybody your whip skills! Wow what should she wear? Now Mama is excited, she did not realize she had Whip skills until Annie mentioned it. Moped just rolled his eyes. Quickstep said Oh my! Tune in next time when we will be back to our favorite revolving soap opera, As the Wheels Turn! Remember folks we may not be good at what we do, but who else would do this? Think about it. And besides we work cheap! Have a good weekend from the Wheels Writers! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

ALL I CAN SAY IS "MOOSE!" Yama Mama:smile5:

Welcome to Tuesday's installment of our favorite silly soap, AS THE WHEELS TURN! When we left our story, Freebird and Eileen were planning the Maintenance Day in June. Suddenly, the door bell rings. Freebird says, dern I do not want to go to the door. Eileen says, well I can't I still have on my nightgown. Ok I will go. Freebird goes to the door and finds it is a man will a big suitcase. Who could this be? As Freebird opens the door, he hears!http://media.jsonline.com/images/fuller28p2.jpg Hello, I am Fred Fredrickson! I am going door to door to sell the Famous Fuller Brushes! Freebird says sorry but we are not interested. But sir, if you have not used a Fuller Brush you have never used a good brush. Freebird starts to close the door. Sir, if you listen to my sales pitch I am offering today and today only an absolutely free sample of one of our brushes. I promise it will only take 5 minutes of your time. Freebird thinks, okay come on in! (is this really a Fuller Brush salesman?) Thank you sir for allowing me into your lovely home. Oh my, is that dog hair on your sofa. Freebird looks but says he does not think so. Oh yes it is sir. Here lets use the famous Fuller Dog hair brush on that! Freebird says oh ok. Eileen is hiding in the closet, thinking I do not have dog hair on my sofa! But she decides she is going to sneak up stairs to change so she can see the brushes too. Back at Mama's, well I guess we should be planning our meet and eat for the three Larry's. Where should we have it guys? Moped says, Heck I don't know! Quickstep says let Annie decide, she is good at decisions. Annie is thinking. I've got it mates! We could go to the Outback! They all agree. Now when do we want to have this? I think we need to ask the three Larry's when they can come. Oh shoot, we did not get their phone numbers. Now what? Will Eileen be able to sneak up stairs to change so she can see the brushes? Will Fred Fredrickson really be a real Fuller Brush salesman? Will Mama be able to contact the three Larry's to plan a meet and eat? Tune in for our next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

I hope you feel better soon. Sorry about the bike getting busted up. I am glad you are going to be alright. Yama Mama

Well, we are all really happy for you Annie! Although, I do remember riding one year past Thanksgiving. Which is a little known historical fact, that not only did the pilgrims celebrate because of the harvesting of crops; they also celebrated because they were still able to ride before winter. Yama Mama

We got up early this morning to go to early church, so we could go for possibly the last ride of 2012. We headed toward Indiana on the back roads, went to Brookville Lake first, then road to Liberty, Indiana and west of there to Connersville. Left there and road on 121 to catch route 52 to get back to West Harrison to get to our daughters for dinner. It was really windy. Supposed to be 68 out but with the sun covered with clouds and the wind blowing strong, we wore our leathers. I wound up put on my fleece face cover to keep the wind from blowing on my face. All and all though it was really nice to get to go on a nice long ride. The bike ran great. Nothing interesting to say, just sayin! Yama Mama

Happy Birthday Bobbie. I hope you have a wonderful day! Yama Mama

And the good thing about that tat is that the more junk food he eats the bigger the tat gets. Yama Mama:smile5:

We had people who voted who were not registered. SO I am sure they would let you too! Yama Mama:buttkick:

That is really a sad sight to look at, but at least you have a new project to work on. I like my photo better. Yama Mama:smile5:

Wish Moped and me a lot of luck when we vote. We have to take our grandson Nathan with us. It will be an accomplishment. I am bringing candy for if he is good. Not Moped.......I mean Nathan! Yama Mama (God Bless America!)

Happy Election Day America! A few gulps of coffee and I will be refreshed, replenished and rarrrrrrring to go! As Mama, Annie, Quickstep, and Moped head back to the house they have no idea that the three Larry's have already called J.E. Humper. J.E. is thrilled that Yama Mama has invited the three Larry's to join the VentureRiders. Now he has a way, to get them involved with the other members of the group. J.E. figures this way no one will suspect any underlying plans to stop the MD plans in Oberlin. He calls the Venturers "Big Guy" to tell him the news. Big Guy is also excited to hear the news. He has considered the VentureRiders to be a thorn in his leather vest since the group was formed. Meanwhile, Mama, Annie, Quickstep and Moped are heading home. Yama Mama is very excited that the three Larry's will be becoming members of the VentureRiders Group. Hey Moped, maybe we can have a meet and eat sometime soon and invite the Larry's? Moped said that would be a great idea. Then a bunch of members can meet them. Back in Oberlin, Freebird and Eileen are busy planning the MD day. Eileen is making a list of things they need to stock up on. Ok, Freebird I have started a list of things we need to get before MD in June. I already wrote down what I need, now how about you? Freebird thinks as he sips his coffee. Just then there is a knock on the door. Eileen looks at Freebird. Freebird looks at Eileen. Annie, their faithful companion, barks. Who could it be at the door? What will Freebird want to add to Eileen's list? Tune in tomorrow for more true literary achievements from our AS THE WORLD TURNS writers! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

Good morning, welcome to today's edition of AS THE WHEELS TURN! As we once again join are story, we find Yama Mama, Aussie Annie, Quickstep and Moped riding back home with their new biker buddies. When they all stop to get gas for the ride home, Mama says to Moped, you know we have never learned our new friend's names. So of course Mama goes over to find out their names. Hey guys, by the way my name is Yama Mama. This is Aussie Annie and Quickstep, and this is my first husband, Moped. The first biker says, Nice to meet you, I am Larry. This is my brother, Larry and this is my other brother, Larry. Mama laughs a little, you mean you are all named Larry? The first Larry says, yep my Mother liked the name, so she named us all the same. Mama said, Oh! So much for that idea Mama says to herself, and heads back to the bike. Meanwhile, J.E. Humper is very excited the Larry's were able to make a connection with Mama and her friends. Now he will continue with his devious plan to have the Larry's cause havoc with the annual MD at Freebird's. What will J.E. due next? Will they be able to ruin MD day? Yama Mama

I am sure Mini will understand this. Sandy was my exboss and the real reason I retired early. She has a powerful gust of wind from my own person experience. I seriously hope everyone will be safe and that the storm does not do the damage that is predicted. Yama Mama

I hope that you feel better soon. Take it easy! Yama Mama

So sorry to hear about your accident. Hope you heal up quickly! Yama Mama:smile5:

Best Anniversary that I can think of. Keep on doing what you have been doing because it is working! Yama Mama

UGLY STORY OF THE LITTLE DUCKS!!!!!! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" http://assets3.sparkpeople.com/assets/diet/emoticons/e40.gif

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=0&cp=-1&attdepth=0&imgsrc=cid%3a1.1128865985%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_c9cb6a5848371ad2810230cf3bba42849a862806110e70b7776b590792d18f2e&oneredir=1http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=1&cp=-1&attdepth=1&imgsrc=cid%3a2.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&blob=MHxIYXBweUhhbDIuZ2lmfGltYWdlL2dpZg_3d_3d&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_84e9b9cb8ab0ace36023deea9e5a520a522dff31600f37dfcb2df41542331394&oneredir=1 http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=2&cp=-1&attdepth=2&imgsrc=cid%3a3.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_fb87843960e98634c58a4d4e4394a440832bb7a54bb729972aea375dc044b81d&oneredir=1http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=3&cp=-1&attdepth=3&imgsrc=cid%3a4.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&blob=MXxIYXBweUhhbDQuZ2lmfGltYWdlL2dpZg_3d_3d&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_be7045436f45a00bd916fff1e95823bace363c5b27208771666d40818f423788&oneredir=1 Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. Now are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! ! http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=4&cp=-1&attdepth=4&imgsrc=cid%3a5.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_139ac886a3207b91f225785b302b16cc8a04d17f0764158a3ff9455df5bde5ae&oneredir=1 http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=5&cp=-1&attdepth=5&imgsrc=cid%3a6.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_cb3bf9f5850e6d3bfa2a9eba15c8fbc816d887e1b7a10a5e7034898a2f484d1e&oneredir=1 http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=6&cp=-1&attdepth=6&imgsrc=cid%3a7.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_97ef05f257d6dea96f9ed9ccee30bdde4267876fb5e61c2452246be1631552d4&oneredir=1 http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=7&cp=-1&attdepth=7&imgsrc=cid%3a8.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&blob=MnxIYXBweUhhbDguZ2lmfGltYWdlL2dpZg_3d_3d&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_482db51e91d485211ce3f89b0ab24cdcc83cb0698e14011e0d6e77cd953a3aed&oneredir=1 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' ............http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=8&cp=-1&attdepth=8&imgsrc=cid%3a9.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&blob=M3xIYXBweUhhbDkuZ2lmfGltYWdlL2dpZg_3d_3d&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_f2a85fb49f090f20848edf102771fbb84369a7388cf973f6bbe42d98af9900e2&oneredir=1 ............http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=9&cp=-1&attdepth=9&imgsrc=cid%3a10.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&blob=NHxIYXBweUhhbDEwLmdpZnxpbWFnZS9naWY_3d&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_f9df95347399a1bc8540a5976087ffdecef9ebcbdda75cca820b860c7ece5f28&oneredir=1 .............. Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly ....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://65.55.129.171/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=c4d74b28-1efd-11e2-8ec9-00215ad814ca&attindex=10&cp=-1&attdepth=10&imgsrc=cid%3a11.1128865986%40web141402.mail.bf1.yahoo.com&cid=e111678fc299c848&blob=NXxIYXBweUhhbDExLmdpZnxpbWFnZS9naWY_3d&hm__login=ronnie1548&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.42.148.8&d=d626&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2026%20Oct%202012%2000%3a00%3a38%20GMT&st=ronnie1548&hm__ha=01_3a1e68358b5e181a021d949f9a26be7bbaf684c50cbc1c2e23d85b80de2431d8&oneredir=1 Sounds to me like......... she's been sweeping around! Yama Mama:smile5:

Good Morning it is time for AS THE WHEELS TURN. As you know from the episode before the previous episode, Moped forgot his wallet at the Donut Hole shop. Unfortunately, this was not discovered until they had eaten a pizza at the Pizza Shop. Guido is not happy with our Happy Foursome, because he wants his money. Guido is calling now to see if Moped's wallet is there. Donut Hole says, that Moped's wallet has been located but there is no money in it. The other group of bikers jump in to the rescue. Hey Guido these people know your brother Marko. They do? Mama speaks up. Well actually we had amnesia together and now he is staying with us at our home. But he says his name is now J.E. Humper. Guido is really confused now. You tella me, that my brother Marko, is now called J.E. Humper? This a makes no sense! Mama says join the crowd! One of the other bikers says, hey I will pay for their pizza. We are friends with J.E.. So I am sure he will pay me back. Mama gives the biker a big hug. Oh thank you so much for helping us. Would like to ride back with us? They all say yes and get on their bikes. One of the bikers calls J.E. Humper and tells him the plan worked. Now they know they can join the VentureRiders and no one will suspect anything. Yama Mama What are these bikers and J.E. up to? Are they members of the Venturers? Have a nice weekend!

That is beautiful Gene. Congratulations. Yama Mama:smile5:

I have never agreed with you more! Yama Mama:smile11:

Good Morning to all the fans of AS THE WHEELS TURN. Who ever that one person may be, please step forward! I know it is just too early to have any creative juices this Monday Morning, but I am babysitting so here we go. Hey this is as bad as a job. Well, our fab four are in a jam at the pizza restaurant again. May be they should eat at home. Anyhow, no one remembered to bring their wallets and it is time to pay the bill. The waitress calls Guido out from the back kitchen. Guido comes to the table. Hey what you trying to pull here. You know you eat the food; you pay for the food. Mama speaks up. Mr. Guido sir, this can all be explained. We were in a hurry to get some donuts this morning. We must have left our wallet at the donut shop. You expect me to believe this story? Was it the Donut Hole shop? Mama says that is the one we went too. That is my cousin's shop. I will call him and see if he found your wallet. Mama says that would be great. The other bikers come back over to Mama's table to see what the commotion is all about now. Well you see Moped forgot his wallet at the Donut Hole shop in town. So now we do not have money to pay for our pizza. Hey we know Guido's brother J.E. Humper. We can get you out of this jam. Mama says, J.E. Humper is Guido's brother? Yeah, he is our riding buddy. Mama is really getting confused now. Mama says, I know J.E. Humper really well, in fact he is staying at our house. The biker looked at Mama funny. He says you know that is really strange because he has his own house in town. He is trying to get us to join this VentureRider group. He says they let anybody join. Then he is going to let us come with him to the MD in Oberlin in June. Mama looks at Annie, Annie looks at Quickstep, Quickstep looks at Moped who evidently is now praying this all ends real soon. Who will pay the bill? Who are these bikers? And is Moped's wallet at the Donut Shop? Tune in tomorrow for the continuing soap opera drama, AS THE WHEELS TURN! I will be baby sitting again. What is retirement? Yama Mama:stickinouttounge: