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Patty I have underwear that old. But I am not old, just my underwear is. Yama Mama:happy65::happy65:
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No I did not have enough material to be able to cover our bike! Yama Mama:crackup:
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As some of you may know, I retired from my job this past May. I have been busy doing a lot of things that I never seemed to get around to doing when I was working full time. So like men, women have projects too, and here are some photos of the ones I just completed. Now I need to find something else to do. Yama Mama
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I am not sure Frank. May be Freebird will read this and help you. Yama Mama
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Well, GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING! It is Tuesday and once again it is time for our favorite soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN. Where we ask the question, WHY? As you recall, last we saw our friend Yama Mama, she was going to the front door of her house, way, way, way, off the road. She has her Austrailian bull whip in hand, just in case their is a need for it. You never know this day in age. As she opens the door, she sees a man with a suitcase. OMG! It's a salesman! Hello, may I please speak to your mother young lady. Yama Mama thinks, my Mother passed a way a long time ago. Sir, I do not know what you want, but I know I do not want it either! Oh I am sorry, I thought you were a youngster. OK, what exactly do you want? Hello, I am Fred Fredrickson and I am your local Fuller Brush salesman. I am going house to house, selling these wonderful and unique Fuller Brushes. You have a cleaning problem mam, we have a brush that can solve it! I am so very sorry, have I come at a bad time. I see you have your Bull Whip. Yama Mama says, I always carry my bull whip around, is there a problem Fred? Fred says, Oh no, it is just sort of unusual to see a woman carrying a bull whip I suppose. So may I come in to give you a short presentation of these wonderful brushes and if you allow me to do so, I will give you today only, an absolutely free Fuller Brush for your time! Mama can not believe her luck. She is so busy right now, too. Mama says, I am so sorry, Fred but my vicious dog makes it impossible for me to allow any stranger in our home. We just got over the last law suit because of him. Fred appears to be forlorn to say the least. Tune in next time to see if Forlorn Fred Fredrickson, finds a way to give Mama the brush, on the next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Yama Mama:smile5:
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Not too many showed up. May be it was too chilly to have a naked chat. I will try again tomorrow night. Let's start at 8PM EST/ Yama Mama:smile5:
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Come one, Come all, There will be a Totally Naked Chat tonight. Be sure to put covers on your recliner and have a glass or cup ready. I will notify Ruffy so he can make a big entrance. Yama Mama:smile5:
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So glad everything went well for Jeff, If you need any of my old nurse's uniforms I can send you some. I can hem them if necessary. Hope Jeff heals completely. Yama Mama
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Okay come to chat Bob! I am on my way now! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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There are a lot of people in chat. Come join the group! Yama Mama:223:
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Welcome faithful followers of AS THE WHEELS TURN! This will be Thursday's episode once the writer gets another cup of brew! Hmmm good, now where were we? Ah yes, as we join Yama Mama at her home way, way, way off the road Mama is busy trying to get in touch with the three Larry's for a Meet and Eat. She is also having to deal with the fact Aussie Annie and Quickstep will be heading south this coming weekend. Mama is thinking, it sure will be dull as dull can be after her Aussie friends head south. She is thinking, maybe she will ask Moped if they could follow them maybe as far as Tennessee.In fact, sense this is sort of short notice to have a meet and eat, maybe they should plan one down south instead. Yes, Mama says to herself, (especially sense no one else is there with her right at the moment), this is a great plan. Besides there are not that many VR members here in this neck of the woods. Mama decides she will try one more time to get in touch with J.E., aka Marko, to let him know her new plan. Maybe the 3 Larry's would ride down with them! Now Mama is getting really excited. Mama just hopes that everyone agrees with her. Besides, it is the Christmas season, and it in the spirit of giving, Moped better agree or she will be giving him something he may not like. Mama laughs to herself! As she finds her cell phone, her faithful dog Cooper starts barking. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Mama says who in the heck could this be, sense we live way, way, way off the road? Mama says I just hope it is not a stranger dressed in a Blues Brother outfit with a strange package! Mama was not up for that sort of thing again! As she goes to the door she thinks, maybe we should have lived farther off the road. Mama was tired of all these strange things happening to her. Just in case she grabs her Australian Bull Whip. Who knows who this could be this early in the morning? Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of our revolving soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN! When we answer the questions: Who is at the door? Will Moped say it is okay to follow their Aussie buddies down South? Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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Happy Tuesday Everyone! It is time for another episode of our beloved soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN! Brought to you today by Gorilla Glue. Remember folks when you need it to stick; DO NOT MONKEY around! Use the good stuff. As we join our on going saga of people who love to eat and ride, we find Yama Mama ate the breakfast table at her home which is way, way, way off the road. She is thinking about how to get a meet and eat organized to introduce other VR members to her new friends the Three Larry's. Aussie Annie comes in to join her. Unfortunately, Annie has some bad news to share with Yama Mama. Annie and Quickstep have decided to move on with their travels of the USA. Good Mornin Mama! Hey Good Mornin Annie. What you got planned for today. Well Mama, I have some news for you today that you probably will not like to hear. Oh no, something wrong with the Harley? No, Quickstep and I have decided we have worn out our welcome here with you and Moped. And too it is starting to be winter here in Ohio, so we figure we need to get moving down South. Yama Mama was very sad to hear this. She has enjoyed Annie and Quicksteps company. Well, Annie I understand completely. If I could go stay down South for the winter I sure would too. I hate when it is time to PARK the bike. When do you think you are going to leave. Probably, this weekend, if not sooner. Now Mama was really going to have to organize this Meet and Eat. Mama but she still has not heard from J.E. Humper with the Larry's cell numbers. Mama figures she is going to have to ride by J.E.'s house to see if she can get in touch with the Larry's. Okay Annie, we are going to plan a big party now. Let's start right now! Annie thinks this sounds like a great plan.Come on Mama we need one more Bull whip lesson before I leave here. Now Mama is really excited! Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN! Will Annie and Mama get the 3 Larry's cell numbers? Will J.E. be home when Mama and Annie ride by. Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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My most memorable Christmas will be this Christmas, simply because our youngest daughter, her husband and our granddaughter will be coming home. All our children will be together for the first time in a long time. I know this is supposed to be a memory but I am jumping the gun knowing that this has all the makings of be one of the best Christmas's in a long, long, time. Merry Christmas! Yama Mama:santa:
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Well you see you wear the Toga to the chat room then have a free drink and take the toga off. Very simple. Yama Mama:smile5:
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Happy Birthday Lonna! :Happy Birthday:Yama Mama:smile5:
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Jeff I have to confess it is all my fault. I have had laryngitis! I will gargle and think of probably having a totally Naked Toga Party! Yama Mama:smile5:
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I knew that I did not win, mainly because I never bought a ticket. I personally would never want that much money. I would of course helped everyone in my family. Given money to charities I support. And then want to travel the country and bring the RSV in my new toy hauler. Yama Mama:smile5:
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This is Thursday's edition of AS THE WHEELS TURN! The soap opera that says Is this all there is? After Fred Fredrickson, the Fuller Brush man left Freebirds, he makes a call on his cell phone. Hey, I just left Freebird's house. I think I got the information you wanted. I will call you again when I get on the expressway. Yeah, Yeah, I know. I have all the info you need. Freebird watches Fred leave. He tells Eileen that he realizes she is happy about her free brush, but he feels there was something about that Fred guy he did not like. Oh Freebird, you are still mad he thought I was your daughter! Well, I admit that did not help me like the guy much to begin with. Ok, let's go and try out that brush. Eileen could not wait. J.E.Humper was unloading his bike at his house in town. He was thinking, I really like Yama Mama and her friends. I sort of hate doing this to her. After all, she saved me when I needed help. He also wishes he could get some of those Donut Hole donuts may be that would cheer him up. J.E. thinks to himself that he needs to call the Boss from the Venturers group to tell him he moved out. He knows they have to work on the final plan to spoil MD day at Freebird's. It is such a big event, this will not be easy to do. He also knows he needs to contact the 3 Larry's to have them stay undercover to assist in the plan. J.E. knows that he can pull this caper off. After all it is just the VentureRiders, how hard can that be. Meanwhile back at Yama Mama's, Mama says, you know I have completely forgotten to get on the VR Chat at night. I am thinking since it is getting colder here in Ohio, I need to have a Toga Party on chat again. We used to have so much fun. You know we had free drinks and free food. Annie looks at Mama, and Mama looks at Moped, and Moped looks at Quickstep............. Tune in tomorrow for the Friday edition of AS THE WHEELS TURN! How will J.E. Humper plan to spoil the MD at Freebird's? Who was Fred Fredrickson calling? Will Mama have a Toga party on VR chat in the near future? All this and more to come! Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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Once again it is time for the VentureRiders' own soap opera AS THE WHEELS TURN. We hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday, and now we must continue our journey into the unknown. Mama helped J.E.Humper load up his belongings and bid him a sad fair well. Moped was also helping, but he really was not at all sad that J.E. was moving out. Moped had never said anything before about J.E., but Moped really never trusted him. There was just something about him that he did not like. Mama reminded J.E. to be sure and keep in touch and also to let her know how to reach the three Larry's. J.E. said that he would and then he rode away. Back at Oberlin, Freebird had had just about enough of Fred Fredrickson and his Fuller brushes. Eileen was pretty amazed about how many different brushes they make. Eileen had no idea they made a special brush to clean your brushes. Freebird says, okay there Fred. We surely thank you for your good sales pitch, and such but we really need to get on with our day. Fred says well I sure thank you kind folks for listening. For your kindness, I am giving you this absolutely free brush to do with what ever you like. Freebird knew right away what he wanted to do with it, but Eileen would be mad. Eileen says thank you so much for stopping by. As Fred leaves Freebird's, he is checking the place out. He has to try to remember all that he saw. He grabs his cell phone and calls a familiar number. Hey, it is me. Fred! I just left Freebirds. I think I have the information that you needed. I will get back to you in a little while. Tune in tomorrow, to hear Eileen say, but Freebird the brush was free. Where should I use it first? Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
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Happy Birthday Charlie!:Happy Birthday: Yama Mama
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MiCarl, are you causing trouble? You know you are always welcome to come to eat at our place. Just bring the Skyline. Yama Mama:smile5:
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Have a very Happy Thanksgiving from the Wheels Writers! Yama Mama, Mini Muffin and Bongobobny
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That sounds wonderful mini! Have a great Christmas with your family! Yama Mama
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I love this answer! Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644
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