She's got butter face - everything looks good but her face.
Life is like a sh*t sandwich - more bread you got, less sh*t you eat.
If guns kill people - then pens cause spelling errors.
Well, even a blind squirrel will find an acorn every now and then.
Yep, real bright - takes um an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
If brains were sh*t - you couldn't raise a stink.
If brains were dynamite - you couldn't blow your nose.