RTR
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who takes this test? 55% dropout ... 65% of the ones who graduate can't read above 6th grade level... so, of the 5% who are in the advanced math class , only 30% get above a passing grade in this test. i'm guessing about 4 students got D's, 2 got C's , and 1 got a B...no A's... yeh, we are kinda rotten, but truthful.
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now that's funny,i don't care who you are...
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absolutely true story... while i was serving my carpentry apprenticeship, my buddy got his degree and was teaching school.during the summer a couple of his fellow teachers and he thought they would make some extra money and got a contract to build a garage for someone. (seeing these pics reminded of this story) they got the walls up , rafters and plywood on the roof and were starting to shingle the roof. the way my friend tells it, one of the guys climbed up the ladder with a bundle of shingles on his shoulder, flipped it off onto the roof and they heard a loud -crack-... next thing you know the walls blew out , roof collapsed in, and they all got some some bones broken. legs, arms, etc.
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guy goes into a bar orders a beer and says to bartender ' i just heard the funniest Polish joke, want to hear it?' the bartender looks at the guy and its obvious he's really pissed off. ' listen buddy, you see those two cops sittin over there. they're Polish, and see those two firemen sittin over there, they're Polish, and i'm Polish. you sure you want to come in here and tell a Polish joke?' the guy pauses, thinks for a bit,and says' nah , i don't want to have to explain it 5 times.":whistling:
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:cool10:sound logic...we 've got to learn to appreciate people with such wisdom and profound intellectual powers... and the beer..
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guy gets into elevator... blonde is in it and says "T.G.I.F"...the guy says "S.H.I.T."...blonde looks at him a little odd and repeats "T.G.I.F."...guy smiles back and he repeats "S.H.I.T."... blonde replies "T.G.I.F. that means 'thank god it's friday"...guy smiles again and says " sorry honey it's thursday.
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Contest Starts NOW! Free accomadations at Maintenance Day
RTR replied to Freebird's topic in Watering Hole
great idea freebird... i'm in ... and if i win , prize goes to muffinman... i owe him bigtime!!! -
count me in.... riderduke, let me know your route... i'd like to meet up and ride in with you guys:12101:
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Kb2rww...you are one sick puppy... Hope to meet you someday!:12101:bob
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:dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::thumbsup2::thumbsup2::clap2::guitarist 2::12101:BOB
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:12101:hey dan, maybe muffinman can get you a job as a corrections officer in Iraq .... or Gitmo!!!
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Just broke kickstand on my 87 VR. The top flange and bolt shearred off. If anyone has these parts for sale, please call me on cell phone: 304-707-7146 (my computer is down and my wife put this on her computer at work) Thanks, Bob
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just a short shout out for squidley... thanks for what you do!!!
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yama mama, i like reading your posts and appreciated this one too...like you said, it was for general info and nothing wrong with that... so someone took it south and squidley did what he's supposed to do... thank you yama mama and squidley... bob
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you da man bubba... thanks for the answers... maybe you could write a regular column for highly technical topics when you're not workong in the shop... p.s. by the way, the whining has stopped... i knew you'd have the cure...