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  1. Pond Monster Legend By Swifty. 06/09/2008. According to Wikipedia, a legend is a narrative of human actions that are perceived both by teller and listeners to take place during a motorcycle rally and to possess certain qualities that give the tale some sense of authenticity. These narratives are centered around pictures that are taken by attendees and explained in online posts to those who were not eye witnesses to the event but like to live their lives vicariously through those that did attend. Well, a legend has begun around a "life form" seen in a pond by only a few people who have attended at Maintenance Day celebrations in Oberlin, Ohio. How it started...many, many, many, many moons ago, one Canadian (our now dearly departed, Charlie) had a camera during one sighting (maybe the first), and posted what he tagged as the pond monster, or was it the Nelson Ness Monster...I forget...but given that he had a reputation for photoshopping his pictures, and was considered by many native Canadians not to be of a sound mind, his posts lacked some credibility, and consequently many ventureriders didn't believe what they saw in his posts...and that's how legends get started. Since some rumours have circulated that I have a special connection to the monster, (likely because I am one of only a hand full of people who have dared the depths of the pond), and since I am one who lives his whole life in the pursuit of educating the masses, I have taken it upon myself to investigate these ULFs (unidentified life forms) and set the record straight once and for all. I am currently in the process of writing the TRUE story, I am gathering evidence, I am waiting for pictures to arrive, I am purchasing software to detect photoshopping, I am checking with my sources (only credible eye witnesses) and I will submit the final product when it is done. If you don't post anything under this post my story WILL be posted directly under this one and it will be bumped for all to readwhen I have determined the truth ; however, if you can't wait for my story and you start your own dribblings below about what you heard (or saw) as is already happening in other threads, then my story will be buried in subsequent pages (which may be best anyways) and the true story of the pond monster may end up being lost forever...
  2. Thats nice shot Mamma. As you guys know Pond Monster of Loch Nelson apper only at fool moon to moonshine. I guess Monster didnt surface to show, he was looking for strippers, not some old guy whit stady dand. I gues monster has stady hand with assitance of internet. :rotf::rotfl::rotf:
  3. Yep Thanks smooooth too
  4. Well, just get back home from MD yesterday with Strat. There is no downside with that bike. As someone stated before tire life is little consern, but i have mu Avon Cobra in stock size and have more than 6K on rear and it didnt show wear yet. There is lot of technology in that bike. Yamaha did goooood homework making some revolutionary eginereeng tweks. This is a first bike which have weight equaly distributed between front and rear wheel. Life of front tire is less than we expect like on Venture. I have Harley rear tire installed on front backwards, so that help little bit to save money. Otherwise there is stratoliner / roadliner web site as this one, and they have plenty of info you are looking for. Best Dan
  5. Just to chime in get home in one pice shortlu after 11 AM (CST) Man did we have blast once again or what ? This year we even have Stripers ??? Pond Monster aper only at full moon, to moonshine, so who was luckey to be present has spectacular view of pond monster making bubles in the middle of Loch Nelson. Thanks Don and Eileen, for hosting event to keep our batteries charged until next year.
  6. Yeah Right... You are with in walking distance from KOA... well you leave in Asheville
  7. Hey Amish Brother Richard, I'm coming to see my brothers from Ohio to, I'll take shortcut from NW side Chicago going south I 55 to StLouis, MO, turn east--> I 64 toLouisville , KY--> to Charleston WV -->Than turn north I-77 to west I-80 to Don's. Hey First 3 Beers for you and your Lady is on me:group cheers: at Don's
  8. Hey at last one is comming this year, as far as I know.
  9. Jeff thats great idea, I was thinkig same to go trough WV and than go notrh towards Cleveland. Cool man thanks for your advice, I will definitly choose that route:sign killer dude:
  10. Check out if some of your close neighbors have internet connection, so ask them to share with you and you can pay your share of bill. They can even make wireless sub network, to be just yours ( Admin) Just my 2c
  11. Cool Jeff, I'll be gone by 5 AM. see you at MD:sign yeah that:
  12. Hey Gals and guys, I will try to get Iron Butt ride to Don's Maintanance Day. All options are open, here's rout I was planning, but once again nothing is carved in the stone. Iron Butt Route Does anybody want to join me ?? First 6 Beers are on me at Don's ( after ride )
  13. Thanks Man, Say Hi to Lona to. Hope to see'em at Don's
  14. Russ, As today I don't know jet. Didnt plan, but that doesen't mean i wouldn't make last minute decision. Are you coming at Don's MD? I'll trow few "Fat Tire(s)" on problem first 6 are on me. Let me see if you can refuse this
  15. Man, you lose Fat Tire Again, It was at PIP ( Pork in the Pines ) I beleive 2nd one, whale brad use to leave south of border (Canadian), damn traitor.
  16. Nope, still a same
  17. Can you recognise those two guys? Beavis and Butthead
  18. I'm done with CT as well, Have mounted at FB maintanance day 3 years ago, and get rid of my 215 50 16 Car tire. I did have same isue with woble, when I hit 85-90mph. Good Buy Dark Side. Went with Avon's Cobra MC tire.
  19. Second This
  20. Get Well Sun Lumpy, Prayers send.
  21. Man, I'm eyeboling Scorpio 900 transformer helmet for long time, J&M are come with bluetooth version, which is all i need with my iPhone ( Good GPS , MP3 and phone , all in one) , but price is some kind of steep. Is it any better choice (privewise) beside j&m web sirte, please share.
  22. Sta Bil will sometime make more harm than good. I did learn that on hard way with my V* 1100. I will throw full can or two of sea foam in half of gas tank and run it until white smoke start pouring , shut down engine and let it sit overnight. start engine and run on highway until 1/4 of gas left in tank . top of with fresh gas and repeat if needed. OR...... Get yourself 2nd Gen:sign killer dude:
  23. Hey, does somebody have pics of Eileen take me for ride on lawnmower, man that was brutal, she make me scream all the way.
  24. Man, talking about Heiny, there is not park rangers round to shut party down, like at Vogel few years back.:missing tooth: http://www.venturerider.org/forum/album.php?albumid=572&pictureid=3540
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