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    So that's what Boomer's pygmies do for fun !!
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    In Remembrance

    BoomerCPO replied to Freebird's topic in Videos

    Bravo Zulu Don.
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    I used a hair dryer and WD-40 to get mine off back in 2007 when I purchased my Venture. Boomer....who sez any more labels/decals will now be removed by pygmies who enjoy eating those darn things.
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    Gotta ask yourself how much is your life worth! If it were me that tire would be replaced ASAP and to heck with the monetary cost. You can always sell the tire to someone who does not mind riding with a plugged tire. Boomer....who sez riding with the pygmies gives me enough grief.
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    If the wife gives ya any grief just PM me yer addy and I'll help ya out.... Boomer....who sez wimmen really like little pygmies trained to do housework.
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    So I'm at a red light and I see in my rearviews this little red Suzuki car barrelling up behind me. It was apparent to me this gal was NOT paying attention to her driving as she was jacking her jaws on her cellphone. I hit the throttle and got out of her way just in time to avoid being seriously rear-ended.....And of course she blew the red light big time! She got t-boned so bad her vehicle was pushed across 2 lanes of opposing traffic and right onto the sidewalk. I parked the scoot in a safe location and helped her get out of her vehicle and sit down. No serious injuries except for a nice laceration on the side of her head from smacking her door frame. She was more concerned about the location of her cell phone than anything else! I don't even want to think about how bad it would have been if she had rear-ended me at the speed she was going! Gave the LEO my statement and I'm purty sure I'll be called to Court for the lawsuit she's gonna get slapped with by the driver who nailed her. Keep yer head onna swivel and check those rearviews often my friends! Boomer....who sez unleashing a group of pygmies in the Courthouse could prove to be pretty darn comical....
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    Ya might want to check your local Ace Hardware fer that bolt....It will cost ya a lot less than buying one from Yammy! Boomer....who sez check yer garage fer pygmies cuz they are notorious about sneaking bolts and such off of scoots....
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    All kidding aside....This is a perfect example of just how great the folks on this Site truly are. Lifelong friendships are the NORM here....and I don't even come close to being normal! Boomer....who sez he can ship a few pygmies dressed in PINK to accessorize dat RED scoot.
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    Deep-fried cracklins, boudin, seafood gumbo, biscuits with sausage gravy, bar-b-q'ed ribs, and....lots of CHEESECAKE. Boomer....who sez using duct tape over yer mouth after eating all the above will help keep it all in.
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    I am ready

    BoomerCPO replied to BradT's topic in Picture Folder

    Great looking bike Brad!! Enjoy the ride my friend!! Boomer....who sez the pygmies would enjoy themselves on dat scoot.
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    Yes they did....Dryland crawfish....the big ones that runts like Owen can't handle. Boomer....who sez them folks in Houston have a ways to go in learning how ta eat Gourmet Cajun food.
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    :rotf: :rotf: Boomer.....who is polling the pygmies for a proper response to this....
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    While hiking down along the border this morning, Owen saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, Owen informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. Owen now realizes that he wasted 2 stamps.
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    Prayers and good thoughts for you my friend!! Boomer....who sez even the pygmies are on their knees and praying too.
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    Nice to meet a new couple and make sure they heard all about boomer! That's gonna cost ya big time ya little runt! Boomer...who sez it's more fun to get ahead than it is to get even....and having a boatload of hell raising pygmies as a backup does wonders fer the soul. Note:Wished I coudda made the trip out there....Spent the better part of today doing a CVMA fund-raising Poker Run in Jennings,La. We are bringing the Moving Wall to Jennings in mid October for sure!!
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    7..... :rotf:
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    Ear Infection... This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my Penis, he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't pee of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!
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    Enjoy the ride! It gets better as ya go. I'm coming up on 60K with my Venture and it still runs like a scalded ape with a road flare stuck up its a$$. Boomer....who sez having a 1st Gen iz like owning a set of Tupperware and yer always losing parts of the set.
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    The Combat Vets La. Chapter held a fund raising Poker Run last weekend for the Wounded Warrior Project. The Ride was divided into 2 segments...Wet Riders-for those desiring stops at Bars and Dry Riders-for those desiring non-alcoholic stops. The majority of the Riders chose the Dry Riders segment....we had a great ride with NO incidents. Boomer....who sez even de pygmies don't drink and ride.
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    I don't have any pygmies skilled enough to help you with this. Boomer....who sez ya might want to consider a "airbrush painted pattern" on dat scoot.
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    Squid put the HID on my scoot last year and I am very happy with its performance....both day and night use. The only question to be answered is the longevity of the HID bulb....And I'm thinking of getting an extra HID bulb from CC just to be covered. Boomer....who sez even 6 pygmies waving road flares on the scoot can't compete with the HID visibility to the Cagers.
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    With over 350+ Patriot Guard Missions done it still tears me up to see these young Hero's paying the ultimate sacrifice. I pray for all....and also an end to all conflicts that put our young men and women in death's path. Boomer
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    Contact Carbon One ( a member here)....He sells a NICE stainless steel bracket which will make the horn install easy and solid. Boomer....who sez ya can't have enuff lights or loud horns on the scoot if yer not packing pygmies with boat horns and road flares.
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    So mebbe its not always the pygmies raising cane at yer place Don. Boomer....who sez them pond monsters could have migrated from Shawshank.
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    You made their lives better and they did the same for you Walt. Hang onto the good memories and remember them when you look at the pics. The best to you my friend....I feel your pain. Boomer....with sadness.
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