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  1. Lone Eagle
    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... _______________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... ________________________________ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. __________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started... _______________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...... ______________________________ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then the fight started... ________________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." And then the….
  2. Lone Eagle
    Great job on the bike - looks awesome! Looks like a fun trip for all.
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    :rotf:
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    That is really clean - great looking truck!!
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    :rotf: Joe, don't let Owl's comment "scare" you - he was the one making all the noise!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Welcome to the group - great looking bike!!!
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    Glad to hear you are back home - prayers sent for a speedy recovery.
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    Joe, the Ponderosa is a great place to stay at - some of our folks will be there. The Skyline is the host hotel - which is not that far away from the Ponderosa. Most will be staying there, though I know others are booking rooms at the Buffalo Bill Village and Comfort Inn. Hope you can make it -
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    Looks like maybe a nice way for me to come home!! Hmm, the possibilities.
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    Congratulations - and glad to read things are healing up.
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    :thumbsup:
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    Mark, cut off date for pre-registration is July 1st - postmarked (or better yet received). But, one can register on site as well if needed, thank you for posting up your consideration that you and your friend(s) are coming. Pre-registration mainly assists us in guaranteeing dinner for Weds eve, the buffalo burger lunch, putting together welcome packets and for those coming in on Sunday, making sure there are enough hotel rooms, getting enough hors d'oevres etc. etc.for everyone. See ya in CODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I have had the Diamond R backrest on my bike for 5 years now - love it, and it has a pouch which is attached via velcro - so one could take the pouch with them if they wanted to (I guess). The backrest is adjustable front to back - and up and down, and easy to install. The backrest folds forward onto the riders seat for easier access onto the bike (throwing a leg over or the passenger getting onto the bike). I was able to install the Diamond R backrest with my stock - later upgraded - seat. They are awesome people to deal with - hope this helps.
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    While these jackets / pants may be a little pricey for some, personally I think they may be the best on the market. http://www.motoport.com/Home If anything, this company share a very interesting article on "saving your hide" - and the different types of material available. - http://www.motoport.com/save-your-hide - like a seat, I might think there may be a lot of varying opinions based upon personal taste - and budget.
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    Twigg, come on out to the International Rally in Cody - about 1200 miles one way - short trip - maybe even count it as an Iron Butt.
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    Condor, if you would some of those "parts" together in your garage, you could make enough bikes for all of these - plus more!!!!!:stickpoke:
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    Annie sent me a picture of the name badge this morning - it is incredible - definitely something one may want to keep as a momento! I am sending Annie the names as I receive the pre-registrations as an fyi - don't miss out, if at all possible, please send in your pre-registrations early - thanks, everyone.
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    Congratulations!!!!!!
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    Beautiful young lady - must be very proud!
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    Great job and a lot of talent!!!
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    Buddy is correct - Humbolt County - coming out of Eureka - there are a ton of them up there - and a really nice road called Avenue of the Giants (if I recall correctly - hugs Hwy 101).
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    or Whatzzup? or Yo Yo? or .............???????????????
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    CONGRATS!!!!!!!!
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    Scam?

    Lone Eagle replied to Mel's topic in Watering Hole

    YES!!!!!!!!!! That is a scam and has been around for a while!!! Don't open / participate whatever - DELETE THAT E-MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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