I have some weird questions regarding this post but it would mean a lot if you could answer them:
1.What is the deer's name?
2.When the deer was crying, did his tears drip off the tip of his nose as they streamed down his snout?
3.How salty would that deer's tears taste on my tongue if I licked them directly from his snout?
4.How warm were those tears streaming down the deer's snout?
A: Freezing ice cold
B: Cold
C: Warm
D: Hot
E: Scalding hot
5.Exactly how would that deer react if I licked the tears streaming down his snout with my tongue? Because every time I read this post, I fantasize licking every last tear streaming down the deer's snout.
PLEASE answer back!
